Little Johnny, the answer is Star Wars: Battlefront (2004).
Why did Disney kill off Nien Nunb in The Rise of Skywalker?
because he was too stinky.
why do all the space abominations posses king dedede?
Because dedede is the best character ever.
Why die?
Well little Johnny, itâll allow me to escape you.
When die?
Whenever you want, little Johnny, you just need to ask.
How die?
You just have to end your life.
Where is Ghid?
i donât know what a ghid is.
why is the ground purple?
Because purple Is the best color.
Why do I feel weird?
because youâre a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich,
with arsenic sauce!
why does the moon shine so much?
Because there are lots of mirrors there.
Why?
finish your sentences or youâre going back in the landfill.
why does the potato peeler smell like carrots?
Well Little Johnny, BECAUSE I FEEL SOME CARRROTS!!!
Who is that grey and white rabbit doing here?
Well little Johnny, I guess heâs just sitting there.
Can we kill him?
yes, yes we can.
WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS??? AMOGUS???
Well little Johnny, Yellow is sus. I saw him vent. How do I get the earth to explode?
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you listen to this song:
why is skeletron only fight at night
Because thatâs what Skeletrons do, little Johnny.
Why canât you divide by 0?
because the calculator will file a lawsuit against you if you do.
why did lego cancel nexo knights?
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Well little Johnny, itâs a rule that no medieval theme can last very long.
Why canât I dunk this Goku?
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because everyone knows pokemon are not basketballs, little johnny
why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?