Well Little Johnny

Well little Johnny, that translates to the letter u. The real question is, why did you post that? :imp:

How long before we see a Bionicle fighting game?

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Well, little Johnny, unless LEGO becomes fun, no Bionicle fighting game will be allowed to be published.

Where do find chocolate?

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Well, small child, you can find chocolate at your nearest grocery shopping location. Or, if your family has recently purchased some cacao-derived, highly-processed, sugar-filled conglomeration sold by a corporation with a mind only for profit, you may be able to locate some by approaching your parents with a query of that sort.

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

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Well, little Johnny, the answer to life, the universe, and everything is something you will have to learn yourself. You see, the Boards don’t allow the answer I would give, so carve your own path when you get older.

Where can I talk to old guys who love a discontinued, dead LEGO theme about buildable bio-robots?

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Never read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? That’s a… choice, I suppose?

Here’s too young, and I don’t think LEGO RoboForce has its own forum…

Does Eurobricks have legitimate old people?

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He’s the better for it

Well little Johnny, if I joined it certainly would :old_man:

How long will it take for LEGO to revive Res-Q?

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Well, little Johnny, we need to raise Manhattan by 700 feet above sea level before that will occur.

What will happen if I publish a stolen doctoral thesis where I replace a random word each sentence with a grammatically correct, but incorrect word?

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Well, little Johnny, if you do that, the world will explode and the universe will shatter.

Where can I eat my lunch in peace?

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Well little Johnny, I think lunch is a meal best enjoyed with constant sources of irritation and distraction to fully appreciate the meal. Anyone gets between you and your supper, however, and you are legally required to make space on your plate for the remains of your enemies.
Did you know I’m banned from Costco /j

Why won’t my car start?

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Well, little Johnny, your car won’t start because it is a mere diecast toy from CVS.

Why don’t my parents let me become FAMOUS on social media?

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Well little Johnny… the uh… the internet exists. That’s why. :cold_face:

Why don’t more people join Togav? :pleading_face:

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Well, Little Johnny, more people don’t join it because it is against the law to join.

How do I break the rules?

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Well, little johnny, that’s the neat part. You don’t.

How do i stop re-- how do i stop repeat-- how do i stop rep-- how do i stop repeating-- how do i stop repeating th-- how do i stop r–

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Well little Johnny, stop watching xQc :triumph:

How do I buy the milk my dad never came back with?

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Well little Johnny, you can get all the milk you want with the money you got from your “pest control business”.

How do I get Master rank?

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Well, little Johnny, first you find a true Master of Spinjitzu, then you snipe him like a true Jackal sniper defeat him in honorable combat (2 dueling pistols required, each sold separately. $499.99 ea. with optional silver and red velvet black lacquered storage case for an additional $99.99, and complimentary scorecards for your seconds to ensure efficient and accurate records of your premeditated killings duels of honor).

How can I escape the confines of my everyday existence?

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Well little Johnny, watch the trailer for the upcoming The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake and realize life is in fact worth living after all :sunglasses:

What do I need to get at the grocery store?

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Don’t, everything at the grocery store is highly processed and contains chemicals. (If you live outside the US, you’re safe from the chemicals.)

Why is LEGO run by a baby?

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But I will starve :anguished:

Well little Johnny, it’s because-

Uh-

Well I-

You see-

I don’t-

Why did the Nintendo Switch 2 get so much more expensive?

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You need to edit that tie to be red, mister. Only then, it will be Ghid.

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