Kahi Nuva: Ace Attorney - The Concentrated Version

[Chronicler]

#Episode 4: Turnabout Cover-Up
##Part 1

“…AND this year’s nominees for Mod of the Year are…”

“…MT Zehvor…”

“…Chronicler…”

“…And Political Slime…”

“And the winner is: MT ZEHVOR!”

APPLAUSE VIDEO

MT: Thank you, thank you all. I guess that’s all I want to say. Now to take the prize money.

Meso: Lol what prize money. This is just to make you guys feel better.

MT: …

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Grand Entertainment Category Hotel
Banquet Hall
7:35 PM

Eljay: Well, that certainly was an interesting speech. Looks like MT has stormed off to backstage or something.

Kahi: I don’t really think anyone came with a speech prepared. Well, except for Chronicler, but he’s weird that way.

Eljay: Yeah… Say, how about we get some food?

Kahi: Yeah, I am kinda hungry. I wonder if they have some cake.

Eljay: I can go check.

AHEM

Butler: Excuse me, skruberies, but I overheard that you needed some cake?

Kahi: Yes, please! I wouldn’t mind taking a lot of it. After all, it is free, and what better can I do than take advantage of that!

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Eljay: Hmph. Alright. I guess you can bring it to us. But make sure you get me a large piece!

Butler: Oh, that also reminds me! I need to give you a message, Eljay. Here, I’ll take you to the mail room.

Eljay: Okay…

Cronk: Well, another year lost to MT. Oh well. I guess he deserved it.

Kahi: “Guess?” He’s done a good amount of work. You’re just saying that because you don’t get on good footing with him.

Cronk: Maybe so, but regardless, I’d like to think of other things. Say, do you know who that butler was?

Kahi: That one with the protector mask? No.

Cronk: Odd, because I’ve never seen him before…

Kahi: Hm. Maybe I should follow him. After all, Eljay is my guest, and I need to make sure I get that cake,

Cronk: From the tone of your voice, it sounds like you’re more concerned about the cake.

Kahi: Maybe I am…

Meso: Hold it, dudes. Where do you think you’re going? You can’t enter that kitchen.

Kahi: Kitchen? I thought he was taking Eljay to the mail room.

Meso: What do you mean?

Kahi: Did you not see that butler with the protector mask? Isn’t he staff here?

Meso: Nope. Never heard of that guy.

Cronk: Oh dear… You don’t think?

Kahi: Meso, you gotta let us through. I think that guy just took Eljay somewhere he isn’t supposed to be-

Policeman: EVERYONE EXIT THE BUILDING! MOVE!

Kahi: What the-?

Cronk: I guess this means I need to escort you out of here, Kahi. Sorry.

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Grand Entertainment Category Hotel
Outside
7:40 pm

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Kahi: This is crazy. I’m not even allowed to go inside. What the heck happened to Eljay?

RING RING

Kahi: Hello?

Assassin: Hello, Kahi.

Kahi: How do you-

Assassin: I’m an assassin. I know all the names of my past targets. You’re lucky to be alive, Kahi. Listen, I have to make a deal with you.

Kahi: And what is THAT?

Assassin: I have Eljay hostage. I’m going to kill him if you don’t accept what I’m about to offer.

Kahi: Spit it out already, then!

Assassin: I need you to defend MT in court.

Kahi: What!?

Assassin: He’s been accused of murder. I need you to prove he’s innocent in under one day.

Kahi: How am I supposed to-?

Assassin: That doesn’t matter. I’ll help you get unforged evidence to prove him innocent. Now are you going to accept this, or not?

Kahi: (My gosh… What do I do? Do I accept?)

Kahi: Alright, assassin, you win. I accept. I’ll clear MT on his conviction of murder. But only under one day? How in the world can I do that?

Assassin: If you are as skilled as I’ve been told, that should be easy. Just go to the detention center in order to talk to MT. I’ll be dealing with Eljay…

Click

Kahi: Well, I guess I have no other choice… Hmph. Before I go, should I go to the office and find out who’s prosecuting this case, or go strait to the detention center?

@PekekoaOfJungle

I don’t see why it would matter who it is. Just head on right over there.

Kahi: Alright, looks like I’ll be heading to the detention center.

MEANWHILE…

Eljay: Ooh… Where am I? WHA-? Who are you!?

Assassin: That is none of your concern, Mr. Johnson.

Eljay: I prefer “Eljay” thank you.

Assassin: Whatever. Regardless, I now have you captive. Now put these clothes on. You’re going to start some cooking.

Eljay: Cooking? I don’t want to cook-

Assassin: So I guess you want to be killed here and now?

Eljay: … Fine, i’ll take the chef garb.

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MT: Hello, Kahi.

Kahi: MT, what have you done this time? And why did a kidnapper call me over the phone and threaten Eljay’s life?

MT: No idea about that. Look, you have got to help me. I’ve been convicted of murder.

Kahi: Who did you kill?

MT: I didn’t kill ANYONE Kahi. However, somebody else killed my best friend, IndigoGeek.

Kahi: Who?

MT: …

Kahi: Oh, right. Him. Yeah, I totally care about his death. But why would you be convicted of killing him?

MT: Because apparently they found my fingerprints on the murder weapon.

Kahi: Oh gosh… It’s that bad?

MT: Yeah. So, Mr. Laywer, are you going to defend me or not?

Kahi: (Well, I already said yes to the kidnapper, but I’m beginning to have second thoughts on this. What should I ask or say?)

@Xeros610

" I’ll take the case, but you’re gonna tell me all I need to know "

MT: Thank you, Kahi. This is why you’re the best cast member out of all of them.

@PekekoaOfJungle

When/Where did the murder happen?

MT: The murder? I believe Indigo was killed in his room, at least that’s what the police told me when they questioned me.

@Xeros610

What was the murder weapon?

MT: They said it was a butter knife, but I never killed him!

@Xeros610

Do you remember what he was doing when you last saw Indigo?

MT: Me? I was playing some smash with him. Like I said, we are buddies.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Hmm, did you use a knife to make toast or something? That would explain your prints on the murder weapon.

MT: …

Kahi: Well?

MT: Maybe I did. It was a butter knife. I just don’t remember what I ate.

@Artakha

What’s his alibi for the time of the murder and can anyone confirm it?

MT: Alibi? Um… Well, I don’t have any evidence on me, but I should tell you this: at around the time Indi died, I wasn’t in his room. I was chatting with the other Mods.

@PekekoaOfJungle

How else does he think his prints got on the weapon?

MT: Hmm… There has to be some way. Perhaps it was in my room after I ate with it?

@PekekoaOfJungle

What if the butter knife wasn’t the murder weapon at all? What if it was planted at the scene to set him up as the killer?

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MT: You think I was set up? Seems very likely, Kahi. However, if that’s true, where are the other sets of fingerprints?

@PekekoaOfJungle

Where are those evidences Pekky De Killer said he’d supply Kahi with?

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MT: What are you talking about? I thought you guys investigate and stuff.

Kahi: I usually do…

Guard: Well, your time is up, Mr. Nuva.

Kahi: Well, MT, I don’t have a choice. I will be your lawyer. Now I need to go. Bye.

MT: Bye, Kahi.

Where shall Kahi go to next? The courthouse or his office?

TTV Law Offices
August 10th, 2015
8:23 PM

Kahi: Ah, the office. Alright, I need to make contact with that assassin again. Wherever he was, anyways. Let’s see, list of contacts…

RING RING

Kahi: Yes?

Assassin: Hmph. Hello, Mr. Kahi.

Kahi: What? You don’t sound like you’re on the phone-

Assassin: Because I am not on the phone. Hello, Mr. Kahi.

Kahi: Wha- You’re that butler from the hotel!

Assassin: Yes I am. I have come to bring you the evidence.

Kahi: Well, that’s nice I guess, but-

Assassin: Here’s the evidence. Don’t worry, none of it is stolen. I’ve done my own investigating.

Kahi: You know you can be tracked from here, right?

Assassin: Nonsense. I’m a master of disguise. If you try to call me in, I can simply kill you here. I can find another lawyer. Eljay may not live though.

Kahi: Right right. Just give me the evidence.

Assassin: Here you go:

Evidence added to the court records:
-Indigo’s death report.
-Recording of MT in Chatroom
-Security Camera Footage
-Indigo’s Schedule

Kahi: Wait-

SLAM

Kahi: Did he just exit through the window? Whatever, all I needed was this evidence. I should probably examine it. What should I examine?

@TBT_Emerald

Investigate security camera footage.

Kahi: Hmm… What is this?

Kahi: Some guy dressed up as Omega Tahu?!

District Courthouse
August 10th, 2015
8:46PM

MT: So when is this trial gonna be over? I was scheduled to play some Smash with some of the other masters in about an hour.

Kahi: Look, MT. I’ll do my best. As of now, you don’t look like you’re in a good spot.

MT: That’s alright, I guess.

Kahi: Alright, we need to go in.

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##BANG BANG

Judge Venom: Alright, everyone. Court is now in session for the trial of Mountain Zehvor for the murder of IndigoGeek.

Varderan: It’s "M T, not “Mt.” your honor.

Venom: Oh! Well my mistake. These bootleg names on these boards are hard to understand.

Kahi: (It’s like everything is bootleg to Venom.)

Venom: Anyways, is the prosecution ready?

Varderan: Indeed, your honor.

Venom: Good. Is the defense ready?

Kahi: Your honor, I am ready. (Kinda. Not really. Oh well.)

Var: You look nervous, Kahi. Perhaps a nice cup of coffee could help.

Kahi: No, I’m good, thanks.

Venom: If we may continue, I’d like the Prosecution to give the opening statement.

Varderan: It was just today that MT Zehvor was convicted of murdering IndigoGeek. For the longest of times they had been friends. But suddenly, Indigo was MURDERED in his room by MT by a butterknife.

Venom: Hmm… Alright. Bring up your first witness, Var.

Var: With pleasure, your honor.

Chronicler: Of all the trials I had to be at, it had to be this one.

Varderan: We just need you to testify, Chronicler. Nothing more.

Chronicler: Very well.

Chronicler: On August 10th, which is today, IndigoGeek was found murdered inside of his room. On his body were some stab wounds on the chest and bruises around his arms. I can give you this via the Autopsy Report.
The actual weapon used to kill Mr. Indigo was a butter knife. It has traces of Indigo’s blood and MT’s fingerprints.
We also happened to find a very bloody sheet that Indigo was laying on. However, no other blood was found in the room, suggesting he bled out on the sheet.
Interestingly, we also found a glass of juice with MT’s prints on it! This was discovered in Indigo’s room, suggesting he was in there.

Kahi: (Hmm… I probably need more information out of this information if anything. Pressing sounds like it would be a good call.)

@Triple

Ask for the Autopsy report. Then press for information regarding other objects in the room.

Kahi: Can I have a little more on the Autopsy Report?

Cronk: Here ya go. I’ll just give you the report.

Autopsy: Indigo seems to have been in a struggle, prevalent with the bruises around his arms. There are multiple jabs to the ribs on his body, with the killing blow stabbing precisely between two of the rib bones and directly into the heart. Also has a bump on the back of the head.

@Artakha

Were there any blunt objects in the room with blood on them to indicate where he got the bump on the head?

Cronk: Hmm… Um, let’s see, there was a chair nearby, and it was there when we found Indigo. Here’s a picture of the room.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Do we know that the blood on the sheet belongs to Indi?

Chronicler: Indeed, we tested the blood type. It matches Indigo’s, and since nobody else was killed that night, we can only assume that it was Indigo’s.

@Artakha

What about the knife?

Chronicler: Er… Right. Here’s the knife. It comes with a report of the fingerprints and bloodtype.

Blood: Matches Indigo’s bloodtype.
Fingerprints: Has MT’s fingerprints around the handle, and another unidentified (but can probably be tested) set of prints.

@Artakha

Show omega tahu regardless, that plus the prints on the knife shows someone else was there

Kahi: Your honor, this new piece of evidence suggests something to the court: that we can have ANOTHER suspect in this case besides MT.

Venom: What? What is it?

Kahi: The knife, your honor. The knife suggests that we have another suspect on our hands. You know why? Because it has another set of fingerprints!

Kahi: Thus, I feel it this needs a bit more clarification before we convict MT!

Cronk: That’s true! I never thought of that!

Varderan: Hold it right there, Kahi. You’re forgetting a crucial piece of evidence that suggests only MT could have been the murderer.

Kahi: Er… What would that be?

Varderan: I thought I taught you better. You’ve overlooked the glass of juice found at the scene. You know, that piece of evidence that you probably thought was meaningless? It is the only trace of the murderer we have in the room.

Kahi: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Completely forgot about that!

Varderan: You see, it only has the prints of Mr. Zehvor on it, thus he is the one that could be convicted here. Besides, we haven’t tested the knife all the way yet. For all you know, Mr. Indigo could have been the one that used it!

@John_Smith

One could also make the hypothesis that MT was over for dinner, used the knife and glass during the meal, left, and then the killer came in and killed Indi with the knife, hence the 2nd set of prints. Just going on what evidence we have right now, either scenario could be true.

Kahi: Well, then, I make a new theory: what if MT was one that ate dinner with Indigo before the show? It could have happened according to schedule:

6:30 - Preparation
7:00 - Mod of the Year
7:15 - Prepare in Room

Kahi: It could have taken around 30 minutes for MT and Indigo to eat dinner. This would also explain the missing knife at the scene:

Varderan: Ergh…

@Artakha

Did the autopsy confirm a time of death?

Cronk: Yes. Indigo is said to have died around 7:20 PM. Maybe earlier, maybe later.

@Artakha

Ask Cronk about the chatroom conversation.

Kahi: Cronk, what was happening during that chatroom conversation?

Cronk: Err… I don’t want to talk about it…

@Artakha

How long was the conversation? We clearly have a copy of only part of it. Can he confirm when the first message was sent by MT?

##SLAM

Kahi: You need to answer me, Chronicler. How long was that conversation? Because I only have one part of the message that lasts from 7:19 - 7:21.

Chronicler: Well, these conversations are usually continuous, but for that conversation, it lasted around five minutes.

@PekekoaOfJungle

There’s a sword in the room. Why would the murderer use a flippin’ butter knife when there’s a sword literally right there!

The answer? Because the sword didn’t have MT’s prints on it. The knife did.

Varderan: Just answered your own question. Plus, the sword lacked any prints, and the murderer would have no time to clean it to get rid of blood. Plus, it’s not impossible that a murderer could kill someone with a butter knife. Especially if they make a clean shot right through the ribs and into the heart.

@Artakha

So for 5 minutes around the time of death it can be confirmed that MT was not in the process of killing anyone. Afterall, there was a violent struggle and that takes time.

Kahi: Varderan! None of this evidence proves that my client is guilty! In fact, all it proves is that he could NOT have murdered Indi! You even lack a good motive for him! I think this case just took a nice turn for the defense, wouldn’t you say.

Varderan: Ergh…

Chronicler: I just remembered something… The knife. It wasn’t found in Indigo’s room. It was actually found in MT’s room. And the sheet… It had MT’s fingerprints on it!

Kahi: WHAT!?

Venom: Chronicler! Why didn’t you tell the court this BEFOREHAND!?

Chronicler: I don’t know… I guess I forgot to mention these things!

@Artakha

Perhaps if he wants to earn back some credibility he could tell us what the conversation in the chat was all about

Chronicler: Fine. You wanna know the truth? I didn’t want to do this to you, Kahi, but you brought it upon yourself.

MT: Alright, guys. Gotta be right back. I have to do something crucial. I’ll be leaving the phone for now. -7:21
Chronicler: Okay, bye then. -7:21
Chronicler: Ugh. He annoys me so much at times. -7:21
Slime: Why is he leaving. We have to go on stage in 9 or so minutes. -7:21
Eljay: Mmm. I also have to meet up with Kahi. I ought to go as well. -7:22
Slime: Bye -7:22
Slime: So… I guess that leaves you and me Cronk. -7:22
Slime: Cronk? -7:22
Slime: Well then, I guess I’ll go too. -7:23

Chronicler: It was all about us leaving. It wasn’t a very long chat. Okay?

@Artakha

And what about before that? What were you soooooo embarrassed about, eh?

Kahi: Chronicler, it’s obvious you’re hiding the truth. There is still much before, isn’t there? There has to be a reason to why you want to hide the truth!

Chronicler: You guys wouldn’t understand… You will not understand what’s been going on. Please. I need to save my skin. This evidence… All of it I presented is true! Varderan even verified it!

Var: Chronicler, do you want to help me win this case or not? Just show him the messages before. It has nothing to do with the current case, I’m sure.

Messages beforehand:
MT: So me and Indi got a sneak peak of the results. We are totally going to win. -7:19
Chronicler: Wait, WHAT? Isn’t that CHEATING? -7:19

@Artakha

Also, was his phone found? Where’d he leave it?

Varderan: We haven’t found the phone. The police are still trying to find it.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Chronicler was jealous of the two of them, so he murdered Indi, and framed it on MT.

Varderan: Kahi, Kahi. Accusations without evidence, once more. Do you have PROOF that Chronicler killed Indigo? I don’t think you do.

Kahi: (Well, gee. Do I have evidence that Chronicler actually committed the crime?)

@Artakha

Edit: Ok, so can we test the finger prints against Cronks? I honestly doubt he did it, but it doesn’t hurt to be sure

Chronicler: I assure you, if you fingerprint test me with the knife, nothing will come out of it!

[Chronicler]

Varderan: Well, the results are back for the fingerprints of the knife.

Kahi: And?

Varderan: The prints match none in the database. Therefore, Chronicler did NOT have his hands on the knife. Therefore, it looks like your debate has fallen flat.

Kahi: (There has to be something else entirely. It looks like Chronicler is guilty for this. He even has a good motive.)

Kahi: You’re right, Varderan. Anyone can be guilty of this crime, because of THIS piece of evidence!

Venom: Oh my! What is that!

Varderan: It’s security camera footage from the scene of the crime. However, he wasn’t supposed to HAVE that…

Kahi: So maybe the killer isn’t proven to be Chronicler because the fingerprints have no match with him, only MT. However, all of this evidence I presented DOES give us another suspect.

Kahi: Therefore, my argument still works!

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Varderan: Ergh…

Venom: Wait, I’m confused. What is this supposed to show, because this seems pretty bootleg.

@Triple

It shows that there is another suspect was involved, and it appears Varderan knew this and withheld this information from the court. Seems a bit suspicious.

Kahi: It shows a person dressed up as Omega Tahu exiting Indigo’s room. After all, that was his room that was in there.

Venom: Oh. Well, that makes sense now.

Kahi: However! The defense would like to point out that the prosecution knew this piece of evidence and withheld it from the court!

Varderan: Well, I didn’t think it would be good evidence, since it just shows the suspect of the case…

@TBT_Emerald

It’s not good evidence because it proves there’s another suspect for this case?

Kahi: Sorry, Var, but it seems more like you didn’t want the court to SEE this evidence!

Varderan: Mrph… Ergh…

Kahi: Therefore, I think we should put Var in contempt of court!

Venom: What!? Who shouted that?

Chronicler: I need to tell you something, Kahi. It seems like you have been LEADING the court. Where was your evidence of me being the culprit? It wasn’t anywhere. And this other suspect. How do we even know he exists? Sure, there are other prints on the knife, but if you were paying attention, the prints don’t match anyone in the database, so the only suspect we can use is MT. And you are forgetting that the glass of juice ONLY had MT’s prints. So if someone else were to move it, shouldn’t they have their prints on it?

@Leoxandar

Perhaps the culprit used gloves or something else.

Varderan: Do you have any PROOF of that?

Varderan: You really disappoint me now, Kahi. Evidence is the key to all these things. Evidence evidence evidence.

Varderan: Now are you gonna present evidence or are you just gonna keep throwing out your ideas?

@PekekoaOfJungle

I can’t even remember what we were trying to prove before everything went all guereh.

Varderan: Hah. Just as I thought. You don’t have anything to back up your case. You just threw out a bunch of ideas. Really, Kahi, this is the sloppiest work I’ve seen from you.

Venom: Yeah, I feel like Kahi hasn’t really proven much. Therefore, I’m ready to hand down my verdict.

@Leoxandar

Wait! Shall we not postpone and investigate some stand of evidence that could show who was in the Omega Tahu suit!? What if this man rearranged everything?

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Kahi: Your honor, we are not done yet. Now please, let me bring MT up to the stand. He needs to defend himself.

Venom: Hmm… Alright, I’ll allow it. But first, I will order a recess. I need to get up and stretch, because my butt is starting to ache. Meanwhile, the prosecution can investigate some more.

##BANG

end of Part 1

[Chronicler]

##Part 2

District Courthouse
August 10th
9:30 PM

MT: Well, we got nothing accomplished, and all that stuff was disorganized. That was the worse trial I have ever seen.

Kahi: Well, it’s not my fault your “friend” sucks at giving me good evidence.

MT: Whatever. Anyways, I would hope you get the trial done today, because Eljay is doing some good cooking right now.

Kahi What?

MT: Look on this screen.

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TTV Presents: COOKING WITH ELJAY!

Eljay: Err… Huhuhuh Hi… Eljay here. Today I’m going to be making a peanut butter and-

Click

Eljay: OKAY OKAY! Today I’m going to be making Fugu! Please don’t kill me!

MT: Oh my. Looks like Eljay isn’t doing so good. Can he cook Fugu?

Kahi: Eljay isn’t even a certified chef.

RING RING

Kahi: Hello?

Assassin: I trust you’ve been helping my client.

Kahi: I’ve been trying, but none of this stuff is really helping me out.

Assassin: Well, what other evidence do you need? And do you have any questions?

@Artakha

Is there any info that could clue us in on who the “Omega Tahu” could be?

Assassin: You’re asking for specifics, which I don’t like. However, this Omega Tahu figure is not someone new. In fact, it’s someone that’s been with the case the whole time.

@Artakha

Was MT leaving to get your (the assassin’s that is) services?

Assassin: My services? Ah, so you think I killed him. Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. What you should be asking for is evidence. Evidence is the key. You can’t win this by theories alone, Kahi.

@Artakha

I don’t think you killed him at all, but MT hired you at some point or he wouldn’t be your client. Regardless, I don’t suppose you have MT’s phone? It hasn’t been found, so I assume it may have a bearing on the case.

Assassin: Ah, logical thinking are we? Hmph. You’re getting a bit too close to the truth. However, I shall not tell you what happened to MT’s phone. I’ll just tell you that it is long gone.

@TBT_Emerald

Ask for a list of people who own Omega Tahu masks, and a list of the blood types for everyone that has to do with this case.

Assassin: How do you expect me to get all these blood types and list everyone that wears that mask? I have to keep Eljay here now.

@Helioskrill

What evidence do you have for me?

Assassin: This evidence should be coming your way shortly:
-The Costume
-Newspaper
-Planning Book

@Takua_Nuva

do you even want to help mt?

Assassin: I only help people if I’m hired to do it. But that doesn’t mean MT hired me. For all you know, I could have been hired by someone else.

@Artakha

Could we have more security footage? We see “Omega Tahu” leaving, but do we see him enter? What of the last time MT visited?

Assassin: These questions will be answered with a new witness that the prosecution will be presenting shortly. Who this man was? A photographer. He has pictures of the scene. Also, I destroyed the other security footage anyways.

Assassin: Well, I’ll need to go now. Eljay is trying to escape again. That evidence should be on your desk when you arrive in the courtroom.

Kahi: Right…

Click

MT: Well, that sure was a slow 10 minutes. We should head back inside now. Before we go in, anything you need to ask?

@Artakha

Why did you leave the chat and do you recall having juice the last time you were at your friend’s?

MT: …

Kahi: Well?

MT: I left because I needed to talk with Indi. That’s all.

Kahi: What about the juice?

MT: I had juice. Any more questions?

@Artakha

Oh! Can he explain how his fingerprints got on the sheet?

MT: …

Kahi: Well?

MT: I think you ask too many questions, personally. C’mon, let’s go inside. The trial is starting again.

District Courthouse
August 10th
9:40 PM

##BANG BANG

Venom: Dang, that felt like the longest ten minutes of my life. Anyways, let’s get back to the trial. Before we do so, prosecution, would you like to say anything?

Var: Yes, your honor. Can we have a better defense attorney? This one is doing shobby work today.

Kahi: Maybe if you didn’t have such shobby detective work I wouldn’t BE in this mess!

Var: Whatever. Let’s just onto the trial. Your honor, I want to bring up my next witness. A photographer named “Ghostly.”

Ghostly: Hi. I’m Ghostly.

Venom: Hmmm… I wasn’t told of this witness. Is he from the crime scene?

Var: Yes, your honor. But not only that, he claims that he witnessed seeing a man murder Indi, and then he took pictures of his exchange with another man.

Venom: Hmm… Will this be alright with you Kahi? Or do you have any objections?

Venom: Alright, then. You may begin the witness testimony and cross-examination.

Ghostly: Alright, then. Here we go! It was just today when I was walking down the hallway of that TTV Hotel.
Suddenly, I came across a man walking down the hallway, with blood on his hands! It was a man with an Omega Tahu mask! I hid to make sure he didn’t see me. Then he came to a door to talk with some butler or whatever. He took a glass of juice and entered the room. Then he took a book from the butler and entered the room.

@Triple

The butler from before, the assassin. Can we bring him up?

Kahi: What did this butler look like?

Ghostly: Well, I can provide a picture I took of him!

@Triple

Press for more info on the book.

Kahi: What was this “book?” Do you know what it consisted of?

Ghostly: AHA! I don’t actually know. However, the book is on your desk!

Kahi: (Well I’ll be. This must be the same book the assassin gave me. Perhaps I should look at some evidence.)

@Triple

Can we ask Ghosty for anymore pictures?

Ghostly: Sure. Here.

Ghostly: It’s actually the picture of him giving Omega Tahu the planner.

@Triple

These pictures seem pretty well shot despite you hiding, they’re even taken from different angles. Care to explain?

Ghostly: Well, I am a professional, after all. It comes with my trade.

@John_Smith

“Omega Tahu” has mechanical arms

Ghostly is a robot and has inexplicably good photos of the incident

Coincidence?

Kahi: This is becoming a little suspicious, Ghostly. You have all these good pictures and a robotic arm… And yet, you seem to dodge the question on HOW you took them!

Kahi: It’s making me think that YOU are suspicious!

Ghostly: AGH! No! You gotta believe me! I did nothing wrong!

Kahi: It all makes sense! The unidentified prints! The cup could have been moved with the robotic hands!

Var: I think that Kahi is not on the spot of the real point here: there is a mechanical arm. It CANNOT be Ghostly’s because it involves PRINTS.

Varderan: Therefore it would have to have a robotic arm, which Ghostly’s picture shows us!

Venom: So this means all we need to do is find the identity of the masked man?

Var: Wrong, your honor. We still have so much evidence that points to MT being the true murderer.

Var: HOWEVER! I feel that Mr. Kahi over here is still missing one final contradiction. His focus on these details have left him wide open to some contradictions I have found. Let’s hope he can actually find them!

#SLAM!

Kahi: Ghostly, your whole testimony falls apart because of one simple thing:

Kahi: IN NONE OF YOUR PICTURES DOES IT SHOW ANY BLOOD ON OMEGA TAHU’S HANDS!

Ghostly: WHA-? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can’t believe myself!

Kahi: Your honor, I feel if we were to find the real truth, it involves unscrambling his pictures!

Venom: Oh really now? How shall they be arranged?

@Xeros610

If that’s not the order then 321?(juice, book, out?)

Kahi: Here is the correct sequence of events, Your Honor. First, the man in the Omega Tahu mask took the glass of juice, and then took the book. Why did he take the book? I dunno, but he did. Finally, he exits the room without both.

Venom: Hmm… That does make more sense. However, I feel we should get more explanation on the book.

Var: No, Your Honor, we don’t. All this evidence thus far has proven to help the prosecution in EVERY way!

Kahi: Um, how? So far I’ve made the case that Omega Tahu took the juice and… Uh oh.

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Var: Catching on, are you? Good. If you take a good look at the evidence and the hands, once can see how the case could be made that this actually IS MT!

Var: MT took the book with his robotic hand…

Var: While the juice would have been taken by the other hand. You know, the one that isn’t robotic?

Var: Therefore, MT would have STILL used his hand in order to put the glass! As such, the person in the mask is STILL MT! Especially because of the book.

Kahi: (Gah… My head. This case. It all hurts. What is the true answer? Var’s explanation HAS to be wrong… But how?)

@Artakha

The robilotic arm could be part of the costume but do note the glove on the other hand

Kahi: Sorry, Var, but you seem to forget that on this costume, both hands are covered, especially with the “juice” arm!

Kahi: Honestly, do you expect me to believe that his fingerprints still showed through the glove? No they did not. Therefore, MT still cannot be the culprit! In fact, this still leaves him ambiguous!

Var: True true… But here is something I also gotta ask you:

Var: What about the sheet with MT’s fingerprints found on it? Have any way to explain that?

Kahi: (Hmm… This should be brought up. I’d need to look at evidence to decipher this one, though).

@Triple

They’re no other blood in Indi’s room despite his autopsy showing signs of a struggle, and the murder weapon was found in MT’s room. Could it be possible Indi was murdered on MT’s sheet (bed sheet I presume) which they then dragged to Indi’s room?

Kahi: Let’s take a fine look at the evidence, shall we?

Kahi: We are told that THIS bloody sheet is the sheet where Indi was murdered on. However, I think something should be pointed out about the room the sheet was found on.

Var: Go on, Kahi…

Kahi: Now take a look at the hotel room where Indi was! You may notice there was no blood on the floor.

Var: Why would there be? He landed on the sheet.

Kahi: I’ll tell you why there is no blood. That is because…

@Xeros610

He was killed on MT’s room

Kahi: …BECAUSE HE WAS ACTUALLY KILLED IN MT’S ROOM!

Kahi: This is visible in this photo, as does it show no where that blood was found on the carpet. The blood would have seeped through the sheet and sink into the carpet, would it not?

Var: Ergh… Then explain the cup! And explain the knife! Why are they there?!

Kahi: I’ve already told you how it would work! The man in the costume already had the cup and could use it to frame MT because he had his hands on it.

Var: But that doesn’t explain the knife or the other dishes in the room! In fact, these pictures Ghostly showed us would suggest that he actually went into Indi’s room to kill him!

Kahi: (What would suggest that he went into MT’s room? C’mon Kahi! You gotta think out of the box!)

@TBT_Emerald

The killer was given MT’s planner. This provided him with where MT was, and let him enter the room when MT was not there.

Kahi: This picture right here. It shows that the killer had access to MT’s planner, so he could have used MT’s planner to do what he needed to do.

Var: That still explains nothing about the knife.

Kahi: I think you need to pay more attention to your evidence, Varderan, because it states in Chronicler’s testimony that…

Kahi: The knife was actually found in MT’s room!

Var: Ergh… Ugh…

#chronicler! YOU’RE FIIIIIIIIIRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

Venom: Well then! Looks like this bootleg police work has helped you make your point, Kahi! It looks like the knife could have been moved to the scene!

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Var: THAT STILL DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE KNIFE HAS MT’S FINGERPRINTS! And we still do NOT know the identity of the man in the costume!

Venom: Var is right. We still don’t know if the man in the costume is MT or not. Even if he got the planning book, it doesn’t mean that it cannot be his. Nor does the costume mean that he cannot be MT in there.

Kahi: Your honor, I’d like the Prosecution to take the police force and investigate two items: The height of the costumed man compared to MT and if the fingerprints on the mask match the ones on the knife!

Venom: Alright, we’ll continue the trial tomorrow.

Kahi: We-we can’t do it tomorrow. This has to be done TODAY!

Var: There can be no other way to do this trial without going on for another day! We need to investigate these two things, like you wanted, and it’s already getting late for the court.

Venom: Agreed. Court is now dismissed for the Prosecution to investigate.

Kahi: No… Eljay… I’m sorry I failed you… Now you’re gonna have to eat pufferfish… Oh gosh, I am sorry…

District Courthouse
August 10th
10:34 PM

Chronicler: …

Kahi: Go away, Chronicler. Seeing you just reminds me of how much I failed today.

Chronicler: I didn’t exactly do too good today either. In fact, my investigation kinda sucked, but hey, I didn’t get much time.

Kahi: Aren’t you supposed to be investigating or something?

Chronicler: No, Var decided that Waj should do the rest. It’s better that way.

MT: Hey, at least I wasn’t found guilty yet.

Kahi: I don’t care about that right now. I’m worried about Eljay.

MT: Oh, he’s gonna be just fine, Kahi.

Kahi: What do you mean? How do you know?

MT: Well… I was watching the show when you were doing your yelling and stuff. Turns out he won’t have to eat it until tomorrow.

Kahi: …

MT: Well, are you happy or what?

Kahi: I’m just happy that it’s over for today. Looks like I won’t get any sleep tonight.

MT: Right. You should go home how.

Chronicler: Meanwhile, I gotta take MT back to the slammer.

Kahi: Goodnight, guys…

---

I couldn’t sleep very well that night. But after a few cups of coffee in the morning, I knew I had to be more prepared. Besides, Varderan had a much better investigative team working on it now. All I needed to do was organize some things and visit MT in the detention center.

[Chronicler]

@Xeros610

Or maybe try going to MT’s room…

Detention Center
August 11th
9:56 AM

MT: Hello, Kahi. I would think you have questions for me.

Kahi: Yeah, a lot of them. And I expect you to answer. You’ve been keeping secrets from me, haven’t you?

MT: Of course I have. I don’t want you to lose the case because I gave you some out-of-place ideas. You gotta figure it out yourself.

Kahi: That’s not how it works, MT. As a lawyer, I need to trust my client, however, I find myself more suspicious of you more than anything.

MT: Fine, then. Ask all the questions you want. It may be difficult though.

Kahi: Why?

MT: Because I’m not going to be easy with telling the truth.

Kahi: (What the-? Psyche Locks? Why haven’t I seen these in this game before? Do I even have the Magatama with me?)

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Kahi: (Huh. I guess I do. Dunno why this hasn’t appeared beforehand. Looks like something that was just shoe-horned into the plot.)

MT: Well? Ask away.

Kahi: (I remember this… I have to present EVIDENCE for this in order to get him to speak up.)

Just remember, this has to be a sequence of things, alright? I’ll start off.

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MT: So what is your first question?

@Triple

Why does YOUR planner say “Revenge” for 7:20?

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MT: I have no idea of what you are talking about. I’ve never seen a planner like that.

Kahi: Yes you do.

MT: Oh yeah? Then show it to me!

@PekekoaOfJungle

Show him the planner, and ask him why he decided not to have tea today.

Kahi: You know very well what this book is, especially when it says your NAME on it!

MT: So what does it say?

Kahi: It says “7:20 PM - Revenge.” What was this revenge about?

MT: Pff. Why would I need revenge? I already have everything. And I certainly would not kill Indi over anything.

Kahi: You certainly did have dinner with him though.

MT: So what? What makes you so certain I even entered Indi’s room anyways? Who is to say that it didn’t happen in mine?

Kahi: What are you suggesting?

MT: What I’m suggesting is what you suggested: the murder took place in my room. Now, then, next question.

@Artakha

Chatroom. Ask why he left when he did

Kahi: Why did you leave the chatroom.

MT: I had business to do according to my planner.

Kahi: You don’t mean…

MT: Yep.

Kahi: So wait, then. You DID murder Indigo?

MT: Didn’t say I did. I just had to take revenge on something. You know what that would be?

@PekekoaOfJungle

The knife, and ask about who killed Indi.

MT: The knife? Take revenge on the knife? Hah! I wasn’t being sarcastic that time you know.

Kahi: So who did kill Indi?

MT: Seriously, Kahi. You are being sarcastic, right? I told you I won’t budge. So what would I want revenge on?

@Triple

Well you seem to have a some issues with Cronk (show gossip column) and in the chat room things got a bit heated (show chat room).

MT: Hmm… So you finally figured it out. As you would imagine, me and Chronicler didn’t exactly get off on the right footing. So I decided we should take it outside of the chatroom right after a meeting in the chat. That’s what “Revenge” was for.

Kahi: Hmm… So then how does Indi play into all of this?

MT: You’ll figure it out in the trial when I witness. However, that doesn’t mean much for now. Now then, any more questions?

@Artakha

Did indigo help with the “revenge”?

MT: Well, he was supposed to, but he didn’t. However, he wouldn’t shut up about it whatsoever.

Kahi: So what you’re saying is that someone killed him over that?

MT: He must’ve blabbed to Chronicler or something, but as if Chronicler killed Indi I do not know. However, I do feel that a motive of “spiting Indi to get revenge on me” is a good motive, wouldn’t you say?

Kahi: No. Chronicler could not have done it.

MT: You sure? After all, me and Chronicler had been gone at the same times. Either one of us is open to being the murderer. The biggest question is: who? Who is the one who did it?

Kahi: It had to be the assassin. But then, why the costume?

MT: Heh. I didn’t want anyone catching me talking with him.

Kahi: So you… You hired him?

MT: Well, I guess the surprise is out now. Of course I did.

MT: I guess I’ll have to show you who I really am, huh? Here we go.

MT: It’s time to take off this stupid wig!

MT: Say hello to the REAL me. The real MT Zehvor. A man of no mercy and sarcasm. How do you like it? The scar really helps show the evil. Now, let’s have some real talk.

Kahi: So you really DIDN’T kill Indi?

MT: Of course not. I’m not going to be stupid and get my hands dirty. Oh, but Pekekoa… Such a fool he is. He got my name all over the evidence. Now he’s trying to fix it. But it’s too late.

Kahi: You know hiring an assassin is HIGHLY illegal?!

MT: Of course I know, which is why I need you to pin the blame on that idiot Chronicler. If he can’t even understand my deep sarcasm he doesn’t deserve to be a Moderator. Now I want you to take that from him.

Kahi: But I… I can’t do that.

MT: Do you want Eljay to die? No? Then do it.

[quote=“Triple, post:878, topic:13016, full:true”]
Why’d you hire the assassin to kill your friend? [/quote]
MT: He blabbed to Chronicler about me making a fool of him with a practical joke. So I changed the plans of the prank, but he knew about the changes. As such, I had to get him killed by someone other than me. Someone disposable. Someone like Pekekoa.

@Triple

You’re going to sell him out?

MT: Nope. Once the job is done, I won’t need him anymore, and he’ll get his money. All I need YOU to do is get Chronicler guilty. Fortunately, Pekekoa got all the right evidence for that. If I did get caught, however, Pekekoa is going down WITH me.

@TBT_Emerald

Is there a way to get the assassin on the stand?

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MT: Of course. I asked him personally to witness tomorrow. He’s gonna be the one that proves my innocence. Of course, he won’t be there in PERSON.

Kahi: Then how will he be there?

MT: You’ll see.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Where did you pull that drink from?

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MT: …

…Shut up.

Guard: Alright, your time is up, Mr. Kahi.

Kahi: (Drat… How will I ever get out of this pickle? I have no idea… Where shall I go now? To the courthouse? They probably have the evidence there now.)

Starbucks
August 11th
10:24 AM

Kahi: What the heck am I doing here for? I’m getting out of here.

---

TTV Law Offices
August 11th
10:26 PM

Kahi: Well, I’m back here. I gotta think about what I need. Hmm… Something seems off in here. What is it?

Kahi: What is this?

*Kahi opens up the folder. *

Kahi: Why… This is the recording of me and MT’s chat in the Detention Center! Who gave this to me?

---

District Courthouse
August 11th
10:31 PM

MT: Well, Kahi, the prosecution had 12 hours to find more evidence, so let’s see how they did. Are you ready to go inside or are you gonna be a crybaby?

Kahi: I am ready to do what I have to do.

MT: Good. Now let’s go inside. I need to put the wig back on.

---

#BANG BANG

Venom: Alright, let’s not waste time. Varderan, if you may.

Var: We have a lot of new evidence we found at the scene. I’ll just dump it all out here.

Var: Firstly, I have this card. The police have seen this before. It shows involvement of Pekekoa De Killer, an assassin who has managed to escape our grasp. We know that the butler in the pictures provided by Ghosty is actually him now.

Var: Looks like Mr. Kahi got more than what he asked for: it appears that our very own Chronicler’s prints were ALSO on the murder weapon. Why? We believe this testimony explains why.

Testimony: “I arrived at the scene before anyone else had, mostly because I grew suspicious of MT’s room. When I arrived in there, I found a pool of blood. I then investigated Indi’s room, and found the murder weapon. I picked it up with my bare hands.”

Var: The costume, on the other hand, could probably fit both the suspects of the scene.

Var: Any questions?

@Looch

Does the mask have prints

Var: Heheheh. The mask DOES have prints. Both MT and Chronicler’s. Looks like there is no strait-forward answer, huh?

Var: And now we bring up our next witness, who requested only to be cross-examined via the radio: Pekekoa De Killer.

Venom: The assassin!? Why are we having him witness.

Var: Maybe you should ask the defense that question. Why would he be interviewed?

@Triple

Because he is a suspect, and by Ghosty’s pictures not only was he there but he also handled some evidence.

Venom: Hmm… Very well then. Contact him.

Pekekoa: Stchchchch Hello, Kahi. I trust you have been defending Mr. Zehvor quite well.

Var: His work is questionable, but if you say so.

Pekekoa: It was just yesterday when I decided I needed to disguise as a butler to assist the real murderer of the case. It wasn’t that hard. First I provided him with the costume, and then I took the murder weapon and gave him a glass of juice before he went in.
He killed the man, and then I helped him get away with him. He went out of the room and got rid of the costume, and then I kept it away in a secret area! Then I left my card so the cops thought it was me who did it.

Kahi: (Hmm… Maybe I should press these statements first)

Kahi: Who is “he?”

Pekekoa: My employer, obviously. You want me to give a name or something?

Kahi: Oh, you mean MT?

Pekekoa: My REAL employer would be Chronicler. He was the one that requested that I kill IndigoGeek, in order to spite MT. The rivalry between those two is a bitter one! Chronicler went to extreme measures to kill him!

@JMP

SO to cover your tracks you framed MT?

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Pekekoa: It was Chronicler that set him up! I left my card to cover Chronicler’s tracks, but he needed to do more of it, and unfortunately now he’s about to be caught. Incompetent is he.

@Triple

Then why did the juice glass also have MT’s fingerprints?

Pekekoa: Um, well, obviously the cup was used beforehand by MT. I just never bothered to wash it…

Pekekoa: Well, um, you see, MT was going to use that for a halloween party the next day…

@PekekoaOfJungle

Also, sharing cups? That’s really yucky…

Pekekoa: Chronicler does not deserve a well-washed cup.

@PekekoaOfJungle

IN AUGUST?

Kahi: Stop being ridiculous, Pekekoa. Everybody knows that Halloween happens…

##…In OCTOBER!

Pekekoa: Well in my point of view this August was so cold it felt like October, alright?

@JMP

Sure. Anyway, you used the sword?

Pekekoa: Me? I used nothing. Chronicler was the murderer! He even handled the knife!

@PekekoaOfJungle

What about the book?

Pekekoa: Book? What do you mean by “book?” Oh, that one. Whoops. Forgot about that.

@Triple

Yes, MT’s planning book. Why would you give your employer the book after the task was already done?

Pekekoa: Er… This was before the task was done, right before he went into the room…

Kahi: Really? You don’t sound confident.

Pekekoa: You WANT me to sound confident?! Fine. I did give Chronicler the book before he went in.

@JMP

So Chronicler was using MT’s book to frame him?

Pekekoa: Yep. He was trying to frame MT. After all, they DO not have good standings with eachother!

@PekekoaOfJungle

What about this secret area?

Pekekoa: The secret area was the dressing room for the butlers, and how I switched my disguise originally.

@Triple

What did you do with the murder weapon afterword? It doesn’t show up in the pictures.

Var: Chronicler stated that he picked up the murder weapon but put it down where he found it, therefore the murder weapon was found in Indigo’s room, at least according to Chronicler. However, as the defense stated, it’s possible that the body was moved. And now I have evidence for this:

Var: It’s a picture of MT’s room. We raided it and found this pool of blood on the floor. We tested it. It is definitely Indigo’s blood. Therefore the body was probably moved.

[Chronicler]

@Triple

Did we ever confirm that the pictures taken of Pek and MT his client were taken in front of Indi’s room?

Var: I believe so, yes.

@Artakha

Did Chronicler express a reason why he specifically targeted Indi?

Pekekoa: He said he wanted to spite MT. Indi was MT’s friend, and Chronicler felt he could get revenge on MT by killing Indi.

@Triple

Then Pek’s testimony is incorrect according to the evidence. He states that he gave the juice before the client went inside the room to do the crime. However the crime was done in MTs room and not Indi’s room, which is the room they are standing in front of according to the picture.

Kahi: Pekekoa, you are lying to the court. I think this was obvious since the minute you spoke here.

Pekekoa: How am I lying?

Kahi: Well, you must be a magician then.

Kahi: Because you can’t give your client the juice if he’s entering MT’s room! He clearly took it AFTER the murder took place! Right in front of Indi’s room!

Var: But that contradicts what you said earlier, Kahi! You said he took the juice before he entered the room when Your Honor asked the sequence of the photos!

Kahi: Well then, past me is wrong. Pek’s client killed Indigo BEFORE he took the juice.

Var: Aha! Then how do you explain this picture!

@Triple

Considering that the book was not found in Indigo’s or any other room, I think the client is giving Pek the book rather than the other way around. If they are at Indigo’s room the murder has already happened so they no longer need it to get a sense of MT’s whereabouts. The only other practical thing they would do with it would be to plant it as evidence, but as I stated earlier it wasn’t at either scene.

Kahi: There is a simple solution for this, Var. Take a look at the picture.

Kahi: At first we were lead to believe that the book was being GIVEN to Pek’s client, however, as it turns out, it’s the other way around. Pek’s client stole the book from MT’s room and gave it to Pekekoa.

Var: But I thought those images were of Indigo’s room!

Kahi: Only ONE of them was, which is why we have different perspectives of the pictures!

Kahi: One from MT’s room…

Kahi: And the other from Indigo’s!

Venom: My goodness! That explains everything!

Kahi: Yes it does, your honor. Now the question is…

Kahi: Who really is the murderer?

Pekekoa: Kahi… do you want Eljay to die or something? I’m ready to feed him his fugu… And once he does, I’m sure he’ll die because he did not cut it right.

Kahi: Pekekoa, my only goal is that justice is brought upon the true culprit.

Var: Then who is it? You should present evidence to suggest who did it.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Well, I mean, that would be the recording of the MT conversation, 'cuz he literally did tell-all.

Kahi: Alright, your honor. I’d like to show the court this recording I had with my client, Mr. MT Zehvor.

Pekekoa: That’s it! I’m going to make Eljay eat it! Eljay, come here!

Eljay: NO! PLEASE! I know I didn’t cut it right!

Kahi: NOT SO FAST, Pek! I think you you’d want to listen to this too.

Pekekoa: It better be good, then.

“Of course not. I’m not going to be stupid and get my hands dirty. Oh, but Pekekoa… Such a fool he is. He got my name all over the evidence. Now he’s trying to fix it. But it’s too late.”
“If I did get caught, however, Pekekoa is going down WITH me.”
“As such, I had to get him killed by someone other than me. Someone disposable. Someone like Pekekoa.”

Pekekoa: He… He viewed me as… Disposable? A-and he wanted to take me down down with him?

Pekekoa: Hurghurghurghhurghhurgh! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! IT CANNOT BE TRUE!

Kahi: Face it, Pekekoa. My client and yours is the guilty one here. He even admitted it on tape! He hired you to kill Indigo!

Kahi: Which is why you left this calling card! You didn’t leave it to cover up your client, you did it because YOU murdered him!

Pekekoa: Then… Then how do you explain the murder weapon? It had MT’s and Chronicler’s prints on it!

Kahi: The biggest thing here is the autopsy report. Indigo was apparently killed in a struggle and stabbed multiple times, with the killing blow in the heart. The amount of precision to stab a person strait through the rib cage in the open area in a struggle is quite amazing. Plus, this picture shows you wearing gloves, so you could have handled the knife!

Kahi: Add the calling card, and we find that only a trained assassin could have done this.

Kahi: And that trained assassin was YOU, Pekekoa!

Pekekoa: Hurghurghurghhurghhurgh!

Kahi: Now do you see the truth, Pekekoa? You are the murderer, and MT used you to get away with killing Indi all over trying to embarrass Chronicler in a practical joke that turned out to never happen.

Pekekoa: The-the nerve of MT… Heh. Hey, could you bring MT forward for me?

MT: Hello, Pekekoa! How do you do!

Pekekoa: You can remove the wig, skrub. Your stupid secret is out.

MT: Okay then.

MT: What’s the big deal?

Pekekoa: Oh, you traitorous slime… Once your declared Not Guilty, I WILL find you… And I will kill you…

MT: Heheh… What?

Pekekoa: You heard me… Once you’re declared Not Guilty, I will find you… And I will kill you…

Var: Is that a threat? Quickly! Someone trace his signal!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

MT: He… He left… Oh no…

Kahi: Well, then… Looks like the next thing that’s gonna explode his his excitement for a not-guilty verdict.

Venom: Well, I think that ends our proceedings for today. I’m ready to give my verdict. Any objections?

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MT: Wait… If I get a not-guilty verdict then… Then I’ll be killed. Please! I cannot afford to be killed! I’m… I’m…

GUILTY guiLTY guiltyGuilty guilty GuiLtY guieeeelty GUILTY guilty… GUILTY guilty!!!

MT collapses

Var: Well then… Defense? What shall we do? Guilty or not guilty?

Kahi: Your honor, I say we declare him to be guilty!

Venom: But Kahi! Then you’ll lose the case!

Kahi: It doesn’t matter. We know he hired an assassin to kill Indigo, so justice will be served to him.

Venom: Alright then. I find the defendant, MT Zehvor…

Venom: The court is now dismissed.

District Courthouse
August 11th
10:59 AM

Eljay: Kahi, thank goodness. You saved my skin back there!

Kahi: How did you get all the way over here so fast?

Eljay: Once the assassin heard the recording, he let me go.

Kahi: Right. Anyways, I’m just glad you are alive.

Eljay: But I guess your record is now destroyed.

Kahi: Meh. Doesn’t matter. I’m still better than you in every way.

Chronicler: Hey guys.

Kahi: Chronicler…

Chronicler: If you want to apologize, no need to. I need to stop doing such cruddy work.

Kahi: No, I wasn’t going to apologize, I was gonna ask… Were you the one who gave me the tape?

Chronicler: … Maybe.

Kahi: Of course it was you.

Chronicler: I knew that MT was guilty… So I needed to make sure that he didn’t get away with killing Eljay. So yeah.

Kahi: …

Eljay: Waj is still the better Mod.

Chronicler: Oh of course he is. That’s undeniable fact.

---

And so ended the story of MT and him trying to get away with murdering Indi. Not like it mattered, since Indi is barely on the boards anyways. Oh well. Still, RIP in peace Indi.

Regardless, this would spark up other cases, mostly because of the sloppy police work. It would only be time until everything would go downhill from here. We would enter the darker age of the Message Boards…

#The End (Of Part 2 of Episode 4!)

I’d like to thank Pekekoa for all the work he did to help me with the case. It was a blast.

[Chronicler]

#Nightmare in Turnabout (Part 1)

“IT IS 3:38. Would you like me to alter that fact?”

“It is now 4:38.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

…

Venom: I find the defendant… GUILTY!

“Me, guilty? No… Not possible… I didn’t do anything wrong! Please!”

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

You have met a terrible fate, haven’t you?

Febuary 3rd, 11:39 AM. District Courthouse.
Lobby #5.

Kahi: Gah that was a weird dream. I shouldn’t have gotten here early. What times is it?

…

Kahi: Oh good. 10 minutes early. This should be easy!

???: It won’t be so easy when I finally take care of YOU…

Kahi: What? Who said that?

##BONK!

Febuary 3rd, 11:45 AM. District Courthouse.
Lobby #5

???: Yo Kahi, are you okay?

Kahi: Ugh… Who are you again? My head is killing me.

???: Kahi, what kind of game are you playing?

Kahi: It was a simple question, dude.

???: Name’s Mesonak. You seriously don’t remember me? Oh, does that mean you forgot your own name? Well, your name is Scrub, then! No… xxx_MLG_Skrub_Noscope_XxX!

Kahi: (How do I get this guy to shut up?)

(Remember, guys! We need to vote on a certain answer and pick it!)

@SwagMeister

Hit him over the head.

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/3/c/3cb4a4a58b1e28c5087eaf20649ee27b3be923a0.jpg

Meso: Woah woah. No need to get hostile. It’s just a prank, bro.

Kahi: I’m serious, “Mesonak.” Where am I? The last thing I remember was being in my office.

Meso: You don’t mean you forgot the whole case?

Kahi: I may have… Wait, this is a court case correct?

Meso: What else would it be?

Kahi: Then who am I defending.

Meso: Me, silly. That’s why I woke you up. So, are you ready for the case because we gotta go in soon!

@SwagMeister

Can you at least give me some details pl0x Meso?

Meso: No problem, Kahi!

Meso: So basically there was this problem with some leaks and stuff, alright? And when I was trying to get rid of a leak off of a board on the TTV building, people thought I did it. So you gotta defend me for it! Anything else?

@Lord_Tuma

The man… Who knocked me out?

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/8/7/87a5e253962d768f9bf9ac1867e0e1dacb989295.jpg
Mesonak: I didn’t see anyone. I just got here from the detention center. I found you unconscious on the floor, next to the couch!

@Triple

Alright then, I say we go into the court room.

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/4/c/4c1d5aa6b10ffe87fa7730c8cabb7b8e3b47775b.jpg

Mesonak: I trust in you, Kahi! You can do this!

~~
Febuary 3rd, 11:49 AM.
District Courtroom #5

##BANG BANG!

Venom: Alright, everyone. Order in the court. Today we face the trial of Mr. Mesonak of posting Fake Leaks onto the 2016 Board for the TTV Building. Is the defense ready?

Kahi: Ergh… I’m not so sure if I am ready…

???: Please, Mr. Kahi. We need to get this trial started! Are you ready or not?

@Triple

The Defense is ready (as we’ll ever be anyway).

Kahi: I guess I would be considered “ready” even though I don’t feel that way.

Venom: Kahi, please. No need for jokes today. This is a serious crime we are talking about! Worthy of a firing! Please, just take this a little more seriously. Kapeesh?

@Lord_Tuma

Yes, your Honor!

Venom: Good, then. Mr. Slime, please open with the opening statement.

Slime: Of course. Er, heh. It was on January 4th when Mr. Mesonak was seen distributing leaks on the 2016 topic. He was seen by two witnesses: Mr. Plural Ogel, and Mr. Nekchir.
Mesonak was shortly “arrested” later and is now being tried for illegal distribution of leaks.

Kahi: (Hmmm… That statement thing sounds fishy… Should I object?)

@Triple

Ask the question on why was Meso arrested if he was upholding the leak policy?

Kahi: Er… Why was Meso arrested if he was upholding the law?

Slime: Well OBVIOUSLY he was caught pasting the image of a leak on the board outside of the TTV building and offices. Our next witness should be able to tell us more. Are you done?

@Winterstorm345

ask him why he wasn’t confident in his statement?

Slime: N-no reason! No reason at all! It’s just kinda hot in here!

Venom: Shall we bring up the witness?

@Winterstorm345

Yes your honour I am ready to speak with the witness

Slime: As you wish, Kahi.

???: Ugh.

Slime: Alright, let’s get down to business.

Cronk: Chronicler ModSquad, but my frien-

Slime: Yeah yeah, we know. You’re a Moderator.

Cronk: Gee thanks. I can’t even finish sentences in this court.

Slime: Just hurry up with the testimony.

Cronk: On the 24th of December, the new “Leak Laws” were set in place by the TTV Cast. This banned ANY leaks from being spread. Of course, Mr. Mesonak himself posted the leaks hoping he could spread the news.
It was on the BIONICLE 2016 topic on January 4th he posted the leaks. They featured a green monster thing. They also had the word “confidential” written on them. Pretty suspicious if you ask me.
The leaks? Leaks for a Jungle Beast and a bunch of other creatures, and a new Umarak. Unfortunately, the Moderators could only get one of the leaks, the Jungle Beast one.
Of course, Mr. Mesonak tried to cover it up by deleting the post. However, Plural and a Mr. Nekchir managed to get a quick glimpse and flagged Mr. Mesonak’s post.

Kahi: (Time to pick apart his statement!)

Court Record

- My attorny’s badge. Tells people that I’m an attorney.

@Winterstorm345

this is not either of these people

Slime: Well, he didn’t SEE it happen, but he’s a detective. He investigates the scene after it happened, which is why he’s a witness.

@Chronicler

Cronk: On the 24th of December, the new “Leak Laws” were set in place by the TTV Cast. This banned ANY leaks from being spread. Of course, Mr. Mesonak himself posted the leaks hoping he could spread the news.It was on the BIONICLE 2016 topic on January 4th he posted the leaks. They featured a green monster thing. They also had the word “confidential” written on them. Pretty suspicious if you ask me.The leaks? Leaks for a Jungle Beast and a bunch of other creatures, and a new Umarak. Unfortunately, the Moderators could only get one of the leaks, the Jungle Beast one.Of course, Mr. Mesonak tried to cover it up by deleting the post. However, Plural and a Mr. Nekchir managed to get a quick glimpse and flagged Mr. Mesonak’s post.

@Triple

Spread the news of the new policy by posting leaks? That makes no sense. Did you mean something else?

Slime: Something is terribly wrong with your head, Kahi. Did you not listen to what he said?

@Triple

Of course, Mr. Mesonak himself posted the leaks hoping he could spread the news.

Slime: He obviously stated that Mesonak posted the leaks hoping to spread the news of them.

@Winterstorm345

if Mesonak had indeed posted these lets see the post

Cronk: Er, here. It was a listing along with a picture.

List of Leaks:
Quake Beast, Storm Beast, Lava Beast, Ekimu, Umarak the Destroyer. Posted in the summer of 2015. The complete list.

Cronk: Here is the leak itself. It contains the image of a “Jungle Beast” for the summer of 2016. Pretty neat but also very illegal.

@Chronicler

Cronk: On the 24th of December, the new “Leak Laws” were set in place by the TTV Cast. This banned ANY leaks from being spread. Of course, Mr. Mesonak himself posted the leaks hoping he could spread the news.It was on the BIONICLE 2016 topic on January 4th he posted the leaks. They featured a green monster thing. They also had the word “confidential” written on them. Pretty suspicious if you ask me.The leaks? Leaks for a Jungle Beast and a bunch of other creatures, and a new Umarak. Unfortunately, the Moderators could only get one of the leaks, the Jungle Beast one.Of course, Mr. Mesonak tried to cover it up by deleting the post. However, Plural and a Mr. Nekchir managed to get a quick glimpse and flagged Mr. Mesonak’s post.

Court Record

- My attorney’s badge. Tells people that I’m an attorney.
It contains the image of a “Jungle Beast” for the summer of 2016.
List of Leaks: Quake Beast, Storm Beast, Lava Beast, Ekimu, Umarak the Destroyer. Posted in the summer of 2015. The complete list.

@Winterstorm345

Mr. Cronk we did not ask for the picture we asked for a specific post provide the complete post or we will be forced to assume you fabricated this

Slime: Your gonna get what you’re gonna get, sonny jim. Now use the evidence fairly otherwise you’ll get in trouble! Besides, you have no PROOF of fabrication!

@Triple

How exactly did you even obtain that picture if the post was taken down?

Cronk: I’m a Moderator, remember?

@Triple

“Jungle Beast” isn’t included on the provided list of leaks that the post had.

Kahi: There is one problem with this, Mr. ModSquad. This proposed “leak” is not even found on this list!

Slime: Er… What!? But, it was posted on the board…

Kahi: This evidence contradicts the other piece of evidence! We need to know why! Chronicler, I’d like to ask you about…

Which piece of evidence do we ask Chronicler about?

@Xeros610

The leaks list

Cronk: THAT is an official list pulled out of the BIONICLE website’s coding. Which means it’s real.

@Triple

Then why could you not get any other pictures?

Cronk: I’m not permitted to show them. Var does NOT want me showing any more leaks besides this one.

@Triple

Sure, but if anyone else has another idea please share.

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Cronk: This was found on the board, as well. Except it lacks any fingerprints whatsoever.

@Triple

Since it has no fingerprints do you have any evidence suggesting it was Meso who posted the leak and not somwone else?

Kahi: I hate to say it, but since Mesonak lacks his prints on this photo, what even suggests that he even did it in the first place?

Slime: I have my witnesses, who saw it all. Just trust me on this.

Kahi: I have a hard time trusting you when you don’t even provide the evidence that made it so Meso was even convicted. Even now you have a flaw in your evidence! Who could have put it on there!?

Slime: Er… Maybe he had gloves?

Kahi: You have no PROOF of that! Just get a witness already! Please!

Slime: Fine, then. If you’re so smart, pick your own witness!

-Mesonak
-Plural Ogel
-Nekchir

@Triple

I cast my vote for Mesonak.

Kahi: I say we go with Mesonak. I need my witness to speak up for himself!

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Slime: I was hoping you’d pick him.

Meso: Yeah. Let’s do this thing!

Mesonak: It was January 4th when I came across some guy named Nekchir. He came from Eurobricks, some foreign country, and wanted to show me some leaks. However, I advised against it. I know this with absolute certainty.
Soon he posted the leaks on the boards. I had to delete them but it was too late. For some odd reason people thought I posted them because I was caught taking them down from the board in front of the TTV building! I was framed!

@Triple

Did you happen to see Nekchir post the leaks or was there another way you knew? Do you have any evidence of Nekchir offering the leaks

Mesonak: You won’t believe this. I was in a PM with Nekchir at around 3:37 PM. You wanna know what it said?

@Triple

Goodness Meso, always with the drama

Yes, I would.

Meso: Alright! Here we go! I’m so excited!!!

3:37 PM
Nekchir: “Well, I guess since YOU can’t approve of this, I’ll just post it elsewhere.”

@Winterstorm345

and then what happened?

Meso: Lol that’s it.

Kahi: You-you mean… THIS is your only alibi!?

Slime: Heheh. Looks like Meso doesn’t have a lot of stuff to defend him.

@Triple

This evidence shows that Mesonak did not approve of the leaks and they were known by Nekchir, which means that he could have posted them.

Kahi: This is it, Slime! Meso’s alibi! And it’s an alibi alright!

Kahi: NOW we have a statement from Nekchir admitting his guilt! HE was the one who posted them!

Slime: WHAT! YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS! This is your evidence!?

##BANG BANG

Venom: Mr. Kahi, are you suggesting that a witness we haven’t even seen COME UP YET is already guilty of the leaks?

Kahi: I am saying we do have evidence that suggests Mr. Nekchir could have done it, making him a suspect. We must consider all possibilities here. On the other hand Mesonak doesn’t have any evidence condemning him.

Venom: Regardless, it seems now that you are trying to move the case over to Mr. Nekchir? What does the Prosecution think of this?

Slime: I think Kahi is a scrub and that he is-

Venom: Slime! Let’s be serious here! I need a real answer. What do you think? Do you WANT to bring out Nekchir?

Slime: I think it would be better to bring out Plural, personally.

Venom: Hm. What does the defense say?

@Triple

I think Plural is the better option here. He might be able to give us some evidence we can use.

Kahi: Your honor, the defense agrees. We need an actual eye-witness to confirm.

Venom: Alright! Bring him up!

Plural: Hiya scrubs! Are you interested in some Eggo Waffles?

@Triple

Er, not right now. What I am interested in is to hear is your testimony.

Plural: Aw, but I can give you a SPECIAL offer. Buy 1 Eggo Waffle and get 2 free! How does that sound?

@Triple

If you give me your testimony I’ll buy an Eggo Waffle after this case.

Plural: Quite frankly, I don’t believe ya. HOWEVER, I can give you special coupons that expire by tomorrow. Please? I need business.

[Chronicler]

@Baldric

Sure, good waffles are hard to come by. But only after your testimony please

Plural: Sigh You’re driving a hard bargain.

Slime: Just state your name and occupation, scrub.

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/3/2/3263b46c55b9af172e5e2cfdaf70e2abe02a0d63.jpg
Plural: Name’s Plural Ogel. I’m a Lego System enthusiast and seller of Eggo Waffles.

Plural: Yeah I saw that scrub post those leaks. He was busy trying to remove him once I came into his sight. He successfully took them off but then ran away once I called out on him. This was at 3:39.
He also dropped another item, which was this salt shaker. It was SALTY alright. I chased after him and he dropped another piece of paper: a note he got from someone. I also dropped some of my eggo waffles at the scene.

Court Record

My attorney’s badge. Tells people that I’m an attorney.

It contains the image of a “Jungle Beast” for the summer of 2016. Has no fingerprints on it whatsoever.

List of Leaks: Quake Beast, Storm Beast, Lava Beast, Ekimu, Umarak the Destroyer. Posted in the summer of 2015. Taken from Lego’s inner coding. Unsure of date when that happened.

PM from Nekchir:
3:37 PM
Nekchir: “Well, I guess since YOU can’t approve of this, I’ll just post it elsewhere.”

@Xeros610

I’d like to look at the note

Plural: You’re gonna have to buy some waffles, m8.

@Triple

However with your cooperation we can make this case go quick.

Plural: You’re missing out, kid.

The Note:
The Jungle Leak? I just made that one up. I could fool the cast, the members of TTV because I will be seen like a giver of good to them. These people will eat up these leaks.

@Triple

This note’s motives doesn’t line up with Meso’s actions. The author of the note is willing to take responsibility of the leakage but Meso took them down before anyone else could see.

Slime: Yeah. I wonder WHY he would take down the leaks… Unless they were HIS!

@Triple

It seems pretty obvious to me. He’s upholding the policy by taking down those leaks he was alerted to.

Kahi: Seems pretty obvious to me! Meso was trying to serve justice to the leaker! So he kept the note as evidence!

Slime: What if I told you the NOTE has Meso’s fingerprints on it?

@Xeros610

He kept the note. Why wouldn’t there be fingerprints?

Kahi: He obviously kept the note. Duh. That’s why his fingerprints where on it.

Slime: Heh. Right.

@SwagMeister

Slime, give me some evidence or my client will stand innocent.

Slime: Ah alright! Fine! I’ll give the counter claim: Your seeming to forget ONE thing: if the note was from Nekchir, why would there be no fingerprints on it from him? Would he have written it?

@JMP

Gloves man, maybe he had gloves on or something just to frame Meso

Slime: I finally got ya, Kahi. You have no evidence of any type of gloves whatsoever!

@Triple

Is the note typed? If not we can just compare the handwriting to Meso’s handwriting.

Plural: It’s typed all right! I’m still wondering why you didn’t ask for the salt!

@Triple

Alright, let’s see the salt.

http://www.court-records.net/evidence/poison%20bottle.png

Plural: It’s pretty fine salt, but I personally would not use it for waffles.

@Xeros610

Unless there are fingerprints on it

Plural: Yeah there are. They belong to Mesonak as well. Why he had salt on them? Beats me.

@Baldric

That’s restating the obvious guys.

Kahi: Just shut up already! You’re leading my line into a loop! What is this, some type of trickery to make me buy waffles?

Plural: …

Plural: No.

@Triple

Ask about the waffles.

Kahi: What about 'em waffles?

Plural: Oh hey! You interested now? I’ll give you some. Here’s the secret, though: there from a very special person.

@JMP

can you reveal this person’s identity or are you just gonna give the waffles?

Plural: The waffles I would be proud to give ya! You wanna know the secret person? Hehehe. I stole them from this guy named Looch. Yeah, he’s pretty neat. He hates everything. He stole these waffles from me and I got them back. Funny thing is, he had a connection to an infamous leaker. His name is on the box.

@Triple

It’s actually a N, the last line is written in a different color.

Slime: No proof, no pictures, no verdict! For all you know this “Looch” guy could have run out of ink on the other pen and used a different one!

@JMP

Alright… was it an M there before or after it got stolen?

Plural: Well I don’t put a big fat “M” on my special edition Eggo Waffles box, so no, the M was not there, but neither was anything else. That stupid Looch guy has no consideration for novelty items!

@Triple

Plural, do you know where this Looch guy is so we can ask him some questions?

Plural: Hehehe… Um, I would not like to discuss him further. What about that salt, though? Any questions for it?

@Triple

what is actually inside it?

Plural: You’re not gonna believe this! It… Is Sodium Chloride! Hah! You see! It’s just pure salt! I think… Actually, I never actually checked the contents. It LOOKS like salt.

@Xeros610

Does it taste like it?

Plural: Well, I actually stole it from Looch, so yeah. Don’t trust it.

@Baldric

You said it was Meso’s salt shaker in your testimony, your honor, could we see what the contents of the shaker are?

Plural: I bet I know what it is! I think it’s poison!

Kahi: SHUT UP WILL YOU? You’ve just LIED to the court? How am I supposed to believe your testimony?

Plural: You see, that Nekchir guy? He threatened me. So I’m just trying to do my best to not die, okay?

@JMP

You were just playing it for Nekchir? Suspicious and supporting of us bringing up Nekchir to the stand

Kahi: [You know you are in the court of LAW?][1] Just because you’re threatened doesn’t mean squat! Plural, what is the TRUTH?

Plural: Maybe you should ask Nekchir yourself. I’ve said enough.

Pop Gulp

Slime: Ugh… Did he just eat the CONTENTS of that bottle!? Quick, someone get a medic!

Kahi: You’d better get Nekchir right now, Slime. This case isn’t over until it’s over!

Venom: But don’t you think we should take a break?

@JMP

Alright then deny the break and get Nekchir up

Kahi: I refuse to take a break! We can convict Nekchir NOW!

Venom: Alright then. Get 'em up!

Nekchir: Hello, everyone! How are you doing?

@JMP

State your name and occupation

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/f/5/f5a5b63df93cd6405fc38f1ec892731a1fa33ba9.jpg
Nekchir: Name’s Nekchir. I’m a user at Eurobricks.

Nekchir: [Nope.][2] I never said that! I’m an honest man with honest ideals. I was walking my way to get some things from Looch when I noticed Mesonak posting some leaks. I told him to stop it! But he posted them. Then that Plural fool came along and scared him away. I gave chase, and he dropped something in which Plural picked up.
I tell you, though! Meso did it all!

Court Record

My attorney’s badge. Tells people that I’m an attorney.

It contains the image of a “Jungle Beast” for the summer of 2016. Has no fingerprints on it whatsoever.

List of Leaks: Quake Beast, Storm Beast, Lava Beast, Ekimu, Umarak the Destroyer. Posted in the summer of 2015. Taken from Lego’s inner coding. Unsure of date when that happened.

PM from Nekchir:
3:37 PM
Nekchir: “Well, I guess since YOU can’t approve of this, I’ll just post it elsewhere.”
The Note:
“The Jungle Leak? I just made that one up. I could fool the cast, the members of TTV because I will be seen like a giver of good to them. These people will eat up these leaks.” Has Meso’s prints.
Waffles: Contains an M?

@Baldric

So you say you were confronting Meso about posting leaks on the board, but this private message states that Meso would not approve a post you were going to make, so it sounds like Meso was trying to stop you from from doing something against a policy.

Kahi: Honestly, Nekchir, I’m tired of this. I already have evidence against you.

Nekchir: Really? Prove it.

Kahi: The private message states Meso would not approve of the post you would make!

Nekchir: Doesn’t mean I actually DID it.

Kahi: What about the note Meso dropped?

Nekchir: Had his fingerprints. Yawn Are we done yet?

Kahi: He sounds like he was trying to stop you!

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/f/5/f5a5b63df93cd6405fc38f1ec892731a1fa33ba9.jpg
Nekchir: So basically you have no hard proof? Well, I guess I’m done here.

@JMP

Oh right yeah the leaked image, which doesn’t seem like something Meso would post or create…

Kahi: Now I know Meso personally, and if there is ONE thing Meso would never create, [it would be a fake leak.][3]

Nekchir: Uh, what? What do you mean? My fingerprints would not be on it!

Kahi: You’re right. There are none. Now why would THAT be?

Nekchir: Ergh… Because nobody touched it? That must be why!

Kahi: Someone HAD to have touched it. Meso didn’t have his prints on it, and this contradicts the list. It’s a fake leak. And I think it was made by YOU! Plural or Meso could not have done it!

Nekchir: What is this? These accusations have no standing!

Kahi: You also THREATENED Plural, which led him to eat the salt! He claims you did so! Why would you need to threaten him if you were not guilty?

Kahi: Also, the note Mesonak got a note for you saying you were gonna post them without your permission. Did we ever get fingerprints for that.

Venom: No, I don’t believe we have. Shall we get the prints on them?

@Xeros610

Yes we should

Cronk: Even though Nekchir sent Meso this note, we can confirm it as his. What we can ALSO confirm is that the salt shaker actually belonged to Nekchir, confirming his presence at the scene!

Kahi: (This is it, Kahi! The final straw to take down this madman! I got the proof now!)

Kahi: So many contradictions, Nekchir! The lack of fingerprints on the jungle beast yet the note having Meso’s prints, admitting to using the Jungle Beast? Obviously the note was forged.

Nekchir: NO!

Kahi: The salt shaker, though. It confirms that YOU were at the scene of the crime! You even admitted to posting the leaks.

Nekchir: NOOOO!

Kahi: And finally, the leak itself is an obvious phony. It just looks terrible! Meso could do better than that!

Nekchir: AAAAAAAAUGHK- Aughk… Augh…

Venom: Yeah, that’s true. Honestly, this is such an easy verdict I’m just gonna pass it right now.

Slime: I didn’t even get a counter argument but okay.

Nekchir: i cri everytim.

~~

Meso: You did it, Kahi! You defeat the bad guy!

Kahi: Yeah, but I will admit, this whole case? VERY sloppy.

Meso: Meh, you’ll be okay. I guess.

???: No it will NOT be okay.

Eljay: [That][4] back there was the WORST trial I had ever seen. Like, there was NO effort put into it AT ALL.

Kahi: Eljay? What are you doing in that rediculous get-up?

Eljay: Never mind it. I’ve had it with this cruddy system and how sloppy the cases are created. Half of those contradictions didn’t even work and you kept falling for that dumb Plural guy’s tricks. He’s not even dead. He’s alive and well, actually. But man that was sloppy. Like, you should not have even WON this case sloppy. I’m sorry, but the writing was like it didn’t even care about the fa-

Kahi: I’d like to see YOU do better!

Eljay: Oh I can, and I will. I’m gonna fix this dumb legal system, and I’m gonna get a better detective and better witnesses. You’d better believe it. The PAIN is going to come. You’d better get on your Adaptive Armor, Kahi. Otherwise you will NOT survive this legal system.

Kahi: Gee, that’s a lot of threats isn’t it? Well good luck with that, Miru guy.

Eljay: You will regret taking me for granted!

Kahi: Oh come on, I’ve had to defend you like two times already. You won’t even stand a chance.

Eljay: You’ll see.

(Eljay slams the door behind him as he exits.)

#end of Part 1
[4]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyMj8Z5d1ek
[3]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pBWGp7vDKI
[2]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAZAV2tmeS8
[1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_qjs_mF51I

[Chronicler]

##Nightmare in Turnabout, Part 2

February 3rd, 2016
Outside the Courthouse.
12:00 PM.

Kahi: (Well that was a mess. Oh well. Finally I get to go home and get some rest.)

Kahi walks out of the courtroom and begins to walk down the street when he notices a yellow waffle truck. Kahi tries to turn around but the owner catches up to him.

Plural: Hello, random pedestrian! Would you take some interest in some WAFFLES?

@Plural

“Heck yeah! Your Waffles are the best Waffles.”

Kahi: Might as well.

Plural: Ah! You picked the right place for fresh waffles! It’s guaranteed fresh!

Kahi: …

Plural: ?

Kahi: You know these are packaged, right?

Plural: Maybe.

Kahi: You know what? I’ve had enough of your crud today! You embarrassed me in court and now you’re trying to sell me cheap waffles! What kind of a sick man are you?

Plural: I’m a Lego System enthusiast and seller of waffles! What else would I do?

Kahi: I dunno, get a life? Now I need to go. I can’t be out in the sun too long without my sun glasses.

Plural: WAIT! Actually, I need your help with something.

@Plural

If it has anything to do with your stupid waffles, I’m out.

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Plural: You know how I lied today in court? Heheheh… Well, I’m gonna need some proper defense, AND I’m gonna need protection from the Okoto Mafia.

Kahi: You know I’m not a body guard, right?

Plural: Right right, but still. I don’t feel safe around these parts. Especially now that the Looch guy knows I strait-up got rid of one of his men.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Would you be consider homeless by any chance? Why I’m asking this is not important.

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Plural: Do I LOOK like some homeless bum to you?

Kahi: … Yes?

Plural: Augh whatever. Well, what else do ya wanna know? I’m in a crisis here!

@Triple

Alright, if you feel in danger I’m sure Cronk can help.

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Plural: Bah! You don’t get it! These guys are gonna get me into legal trouble! Those scrubs are the reason I need your help! Please promise me you’ll help! I can tell you the details!

@Triple

Legal trouble? Care to explain?

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Plural: You know how the Mafia is. They track down your secrets. Recently I’ve been stealing some of their precious items to make sure they try to track them down. I’ve been in touch with the police department VERY recently. Giving 'em invisible messages on the inner doings on the mafia. The thing is, though, Looch knew about these invisible messages, and is trying to find a way to decode them!
That’s why I need help! I’m sure he’s gonna find a way soon! And once he does he’s going after me.

@PekekoaOfJungle

It’s easy, just use the “Quote all” button.

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Plural: Yeah, well, that scrub doesn’t know a thing about the sight’s coding. I do. Which is why he’s trying to get me! I’m in trouble! Please, do something!

@GIF.Man.Ben

I’ll help ya out, for the right price that is.

Plural: Bah you sound like one of them. But whatever. I’ll see you at your office. Anything else you wanna ask before I go back into the truck?

Plural: Well if you don’t have anymore questions, I guess I’ll be getting back inside the truck. Remember kids, keep your receipts! You never know when the government is gonna get after ya!

Plural enters his truck.

Where to now?

@PekekoaOfJungle

Starbucks.

Kahi: Well, it’s always nice to get a nice warm coffee at times. I’m gonna need it for today. Plus I’m really thirsty.

Kahi drinks his coffee.

Where to now?

@SwagMeister

Office please.

February 3rd.
TTV Law Offices.
12:15 PM.

Kahi: Home sweet office. Now to go back into leisure mode. Hopefully I don’t get another case.

Kahi: What? What is this? A Note?

Note from Var:
Dear Kahi,
I’ve been needing to introduce you to this young lady for a while. She was recently hired into the TTV Podcast for her amazing art. However, she has quickly begun to annoy me. Like, SO MUCH I CAN’T EVEN STAND IT ANYMORE. I AM LOOSING SLEEP, KAHI. SLEEP. Please, take her off my hands a bit. You may benefit from it.

~Varderan.
P.S. You’re not allowed to refuse this offer or you’re fired.

Shall we take it? Yes or yes?

Kahi: Well that’s just lovely. Who could this young lady be then? Hopefully she isn’t TOO bad.

MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

Kahi: What the-? Who are you supposed to be?

???: Just a second. Crunch Let me finish my snack.

GULP

???: Alright, I’m finished. I hope you don’t mind but I raided your food when you were not here.

Kahi: HOW did you even get in here?

???: Varderan still has the key to this place you know.

Kahi: Oh right. So you must be?

Prpl: I’m Prpl Dragon. I’m an artist.

Kahi: Then why in the world are you dressed up like a scientist?

Prpl: Well I mean, I guess I could do that too. Honestly I’m just too lazy to do that.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Oh well that just the type of person i what working with me.

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Kahi: Well usually I just lie around these parts anyways. People call me the “Lawyer at Leisure.”

Prpl: So basically you’re just lazy?

Kahi: I mean-

Prpl: Welp, looks like I’m crashing here for a couple of nights. Mind if I continue to eat these chips?

@GIF.Man.Ben

No those are my Coffee favored chips stay away from them.

##MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

Prpl: Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of these chips!

@SwagMeister

I’ll give you a coupon for In and Out if you can leave.

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Prpl: Personally, I like these chips better.

Kahi: UGH.
~~
6:35 PM

“IT IS 3:38. Would you like me to alter that fact?”

“It is now 4:38.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

…

Venom: I find the defendant… GUILTY!

“Me, guilty? No… Not possible… I didn’t do anything wrong! Please!”

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

You have met a terrible fate, haven’t you?

Kahi: Ugh… It was that same dream… The one I had before the last case. What is up with that?

Kahi: Time to get out that old Muaka again from that case back in September.

Kahi: This little guy. Are you the source of my bad dreams? I really hope not. Maybe I should not have kept you after that case.

Kahi: I can’t help but think something is up with that case… Like it was never finished. Bah, maybe it’s just nothing.

@Lord_Tuma

Look through the records from the case!

Kahi: I need to go to the court and see the files. Something is very, very wrong.

Kahi drives to the court to see the records for the Solek incident. However, he doesn’t see anything wrong with it yet.

Kahi: Just the same stuff I already knew.

However, Kahi comes upon a newspaper.

Kahi: What is this?

Newspaper: COMMON BURGLAR ESCAPES! Former Mod Squad member John Smith escaped from a police car in September 7th of 2015 when he was being transferred from the detention center to actual prison.
The police tried to find him, but to no avail. He is currently missing.

It’s never too late, Diamondking.

~~
February 3rd
TTV Law Offices
8:23 PM.

BEEP BEEP

Click

???: Hello? HELLO? Somebody help!

Kahi: Wh-who is this?

???: No time. Just please, open your door! He’s onto me?

Kahi: WHO? Who’s onto you?

???: Looch. He’s finally compromised me. This is bad news, Kahi. NOW PLEASE OPEN YOUR DOOR!!

@GIF.Man.Ben

It’s @Plural let him in we said we help him.

Plural stumbles onto the floor and locks the door.

Plural: Oh gosh, he’s done it. He cracked my code. Now I’m gonna be in a world of PAIN!

Kahi: Just calm down, Plural. Now, I’ll call the police.

Plural: No time! Hide me, please!

Kahi: Alright! Stay behind that counter! I’ll go confront him… With whatever I have.

Kahi closes the door behind him and goes down the hallway. He doesn’t see Looch.

Kahi: Hello? HELLO? Is anyone down here?

Kahi looks outside of a window. The Eggo truck is down in the parking lot, but no other cars besides Kahi’s are. Kahi turns around to go back to his room. His door is opened.

Kahi: Oh no… No no no no no…

@GIF.Man.Ben

I go back to the door.

Kahi: Oh no… Oh please no…

Kahi: PLURAL! Are you alright?

Plural: Hmm, well does it look like that to you? Kahi, please. I need paper to write my will… My system collection… Cannot be left to anyone but my family… If I even have one…

Kahi hands him paper and a pen.

Plural: No, to the body, stupid.

Kahi hands the body paper and pen. However, it proves to be impossible to write.

Plural: Oh no, he’s gonna take my system sets too.

Kahi: Please, Plural. Don’t panic. I’m gonna call 911. You can live.

Plural: No I won’t. I really, really will not.

Kahi: … Okay you’re right on that.

Plural: Kahi…

Kahi: Yes?

Plural: Cronk…

Kahi: WHAT IS IT?

Plural: Cronk is a… A… Scruuuub.

Plural dies that instant. Kahi begins to panic. However, as he turns toward the phone, Prpl has blood on her hands.

Kahi: !

Prpl: How did this even happen? One moment I’m eating snacks, and the next I have this… Blood on my hands… Or whatever the heck it is. I think it’s blood? I should probably taste it to figure it out.

Kahi: Please don’t.

February 4th, 2016
Detention Center
3:30 PM

Kahi: …

Prpl: Well that was a fun first night. You really know how to give a welcoming ritual.

Kahi: I swear I didn’t plan any of this.

Prpl: Whatever. (Munches on snacks.)

Kahi: Look, I have absolutely no idea what happened last night. At first some waffle guy comes knocking at my door, and then suddenly I run down the hall, but when I come back the waffle guy is decapitated and you have BLOOD on your hands! What’s the deal there?

Prpl: Honestly I’m as confused as you.

@Triple

Did you see what happened that night?

Prpl: Yeah I did! It was like out of those horror movies mixed with japanese stuff! You know what I mean, right?

@SwagMeister

No, I’m not a weeb, but explain anyway.

Prpl: I was awakened by that Plural guy yelling. I came into the room he was in and suddenly this guy with goofy glasses was standing over Plural’s body! On the floor is a Muaka and Plural’s head. Looch tries to attack me but I grab the sword. He pulls it out of my hands and he flees. On my hands are Plural’s blood! He looks at me and tells me to run, but you suddenly come into the room.

Kahi: This… This is terrible…

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Prpl: That’s an accurate piece of analysis.

@Triple

How do you know who Looch is?

Prpl: The guy literally yelled “I AM LOOCH, DESTROYER OF EEEEEEEVIL!”

@Plural

Welp

At least we know it’s Looch.

Kahi: And then the police arrested you, and now you’re here.

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Prpl: Yep.

Kahi: So then… How would you like me to be your defense attorney? I bet nobody else is gonna help out.

Prpl: I guess. So then, er… What do you even do?

Kahi: I investigate.

Prpl: Right. Go do that!

@Triple

Wait, where is the Muaka now? Did Looch take it?

Prpl: No idea. I honestly am forgetting a lot of the small details. Again, it was like one of those Japanese horror flicks. Now hurry and go investigate!

[Chronicler]

@Triple

To the office!

February 4th, 2015.
TTV Law Offices.
3:40 PM.

Kahi arrives at his office, to see it blocked off. A detective in white is there, investigating.

Kahi: Um, excuse me? That’s my office.

???: Well, you’re not allowed in here.

Kahi: What? Of course I am. Who are you to tell me no?

Waj: Name’s Waj. I’m the new detective around these parts. In Justice we TRUST!

@SwagMeister

Show Waj your ID.

Kahi: But I literally OWN this office! See my badge? I’m a lawyer.

Waj: Sorry, Kahi. I got specific orders from the prosecutor to not even let you NEAR the evidence!

@GIF.Man.Ben

Drop kick him and hide the body then, this is what i get for being nice.

Waj: May I remind you that you’re dealing with a PUBLIC official? See this badge? It’s mine. It’s shiny. It’s worth more than a Happy Meal.

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Kahi: Who is this “prosecutor” you are working for? All the others allowed me to collect evidence!

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Waj: Eljay of course. He’s the new guy, but man is he good at his job. He says he learned from the master of facts himself.

@GIF.Man.Ben

I refuse to believe Eljay is good at that job.

Waj: You’d better believe it! He told me specifically not to allow YOU from coming onto the premises! He told me that YOU tamper with evidence!

@Lord_Tuma

Ask for the location of Eljay

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Waj: I don’t know where Eljay currently is, but man I can tell you all about him!

Kahi: Well might as well do that. Who was this “Master of Facts.”

Waj: Mr. Von Canon of course. He taught Eljay how to determine if something was true or not. So basically, Eljay questions everything a defense attorney presents.

Kahi: So he was serious then. He’s really going all at it!

Waj: Yeah I know. He’s pretty great. Now please, leave the scene of the crime. I’m trying to investigate.

@Triple

Well how about we both go in so I can see the evidence and you can make sure I don’t tamper with it?

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Waj: Eljay told me if anyone, ESPECIALLY YOU, tried to make deals with me that I needed to arrest you! Do you wanna be arrested?

@GIF.Man.Ben

Wait a second i was there i heard the yells of @Looch doesn’t that make me a witness or a suspect?

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Waj: You’re not a witness unless Eljay chose you to be one! Are we done yet?

@GIF.Man.Ben

Well yes I’m going to get Eljay into some trouble of some kind though so see ya.

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Waj: See ya, Kahi! IN JUSTICE WE TRUST!

Kahi: Oh wait, can I AT LEAST get a list of witnesses?

Waj: Sure. We have a Ms. Dee Viper and a Mr. Looch.

Kahi: Good to know. (I should probably interview Viper first.)

@GIF.Man.Ben

Yeah lets go do this.

February 4th, 2016.
TTV Headquarters.
3:49 PM.

Kahi: This is the one I DON’T want to confront again… My own co-worker.

Kahi: Hello? Is anyone around?

Viper: Kahi.

@Lord_Tuma

Do you know anything about what Eljay’s been up to?

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Viper: No welcoming? What a shame. No I don’t.

@TBT_Emerald

Tell what you know about Plural’s death.

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Viper: You have no respect for a woman, do you? Just for that, I’m not gonna answer. At least ZAKTAN has respect for me.

@TBT_Emerald

He also got you convicted.

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Viper: The past is the past. No need to worry about it. It’s like a moldy tomato. You just throw it away and don’t worry about it.

Kahi: Actually, it’s toe-MAE-toh, not toe-MAH-toe.

Viper: You wot mate?

Kahi: Just correcting you.

Viper: Oh, like when you tried to correct my love for Zaktan? Is that what this is about? It’s about Zaktan isn’t it?

@SwagMeister

It’s not about Zaktan, I assure you. I’ve just been informed about you being a witness.

Viper: I see. I get no love, no redemption in your eyes. I’m nothing but some Zaktan-obsessed fan.

Kahi: No-

Viper: Well guess what? I’ll show you… I’m gonna testify against Prpl. That way I can be special and be the ONLY female cast member!

Kahi: Oh come on, Viper. We all love you.

Viper: No… Only Zaktan loves me apparently. Now go off!

@SwagMeister

If she refuses to talk to us then there’s no use in staying.

Oh come on. You guys can do better than that.

@PekekoaOfJungle

We have gotten no evidence at all, we can’t leave yet.

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Kahi: No! I need to ask you a few questions!

Viper: Hmph. Very well. You won’t get much though.

Kahi: What is up with you? I thought you said you didn’t have a grudge.

Viper: Oh, I don’t. It’s Zaktan that has the grudge.

Kahi: (ARE YOU SERIOUS.)

Kahi: Where did you see the murder take place?

Viper: I was standing at the right window when I saw the law office building next door have an opened window. There I saw it: Prpl Dragon murdered Plural by decapitating him! It was horrifying… I could not believe such a thing would happen… I called the police shortly afterwards.

@Baldric

Was there a mini muaka on the scene?

Viper: Personally, I couldn’t see much. The small details were not easy to look at.

@GIF.Man.Ben

But we we’re just down the hall, we heard Looch yell. explain that to me.

Viper: I was in the main offices and was looking out the window to see it.

@TBT_Emerald

Did you see her do it, or did you just see her with the sword?

Viper: You’re just gonna have to listen to the testimony.

@SwagMeister

Is there someone to confirm Viper’s alibi?

Viper: I have a clock-in. Here:

VIPER’S CLOCK IN:
8:20 PM to 8:40 PM.

@TBT_Emerald

Did she see anyone else?

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Viper: Nope.

Kahi: So you’re saying that DID happen?

Viper: Maybe… But I dunno, I shouldn’t tell you. I’m just a Zaktan-obsessed fangirl, aren’t I?

Kahi: UGH. You’re so hard to work with.

Viper: Well, i’ve told you enough already. Now scram! Run on over to your new friend or whatever. I don’t care. It’s not important.

~~

Shall we go visit Looch now?

@Looch

Yes plz

February 4th, 2016
Sears.
3:57 PM

Kahi: (Well, this is the place I got from Waj. Hopefully he is here.)

shuffle

Kahi: Hey! Who is that behind the laundry machine?

???: You… I’ve seen you before!

Kahi: What?

???: You! You were that guy at Mesonak’s trial! You were terrible back there!

Looch: Name’s Looch, the most fabulous being on the planet. Unfortunately my waifu did not come with me to Sears. I’m always in need of a new Laundry Machine.

Kahi: (I seriously don’t want to know why.)

Looch: So what brings you here? Washing machine shopping as well?

@Lord_Tuma

Yeah, actually! I’m also here to ask you a few questions!

Looch: Oh! A few questions? Hmm… Do I even have time for that? No. I’m busy shopping for laundry stuff. Carry on.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Confess you murderer, We know that it was you who killed poor little @Plural.

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Looch: …

Kahi: Did I say too much?

Looch: Looks like someone has been digging his shovel too far into my secrets. You know, I could have my buddies 360 No Scope you right now, but I kinda like you. Sorta. Not really. I hate everyone.

Kahi: (Make up your mind.)

Looch: Regardless, you have no proof and I do not intend to go to the trial tomorrow whatsoever. I already cleared my name. Nobody but that weird purple-haired girl saw me in the room. At least, that’s according to me. You see, you can’t win. You couldn’t win from the beginning.

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Kahi: Why do you have a problem with her purple hair when YOU have purple hair?

Looch: Technicalities.

Looch: Regardless, once you took down my men with that ridiculous thing you call a “trial” I just knew I had to do ALL the work myself.

@TBT_Emerald

I think you’re a bit scared. You think that I will win if I get any evidence.

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Looch: Nobody’s gonna believe you anyways, so I’ll tell you. Everyone thinks I’m a weird rich weeaboo who goes around sears. Well, that’s partially it. But I also work under the Mafia, under the information sect. I want to know EVERYTHING about my enemies.

Kahi: Even Plural?

Looch: Yes, even that annoying little boy.

Kahi: What did you want out of him?

Looch: He had things I couldn’t have… Er, I won’t say it. Regardless, he stole that salt from the mafia and my packages of waffles, and he tried to make a buck off of my earnings. Nobody steals stuff from me. NOBODY.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Yeah your right. I guess it’s time to throw in the… One punch! Wait how will that help never mind but your paying for my rug man. it’s got blood stains all over it.

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Looch: Oh yeah. I was gonna say, it was nice knowing you.

Kahi: What?

Looch: You didn’t expect this? What a bummer. I’m gonna call the police on you. You’re the one who MURDERED Prpl, not me.

Kahi: But I-

Looch: SNAKE! Take this man away! He murdered a woman last night!

Kahi: No I didn’t! Please!

Cops: Yeah yeah, whatever. You’re coming with us.

Kahi: NO! Please! You gotta believe me!

February 5th, 2016
Detention Center.
12:30 PM

Kahi: Ugh… What a night. I can’t believe I got drug into this. That idiot Looch… Blaming me for the murder. Now what am I gonna do? I can’t defend Prpl.

???: Yes you can, and you WILL.

Kahi: Who- who is there?

Eljay: I am, and I’m not letting YOU get charged for the murder. Especially when my detectives say you were COMPLETELY innocent. Therefore I have a warrant to let you go.

Kahi: Eljay… You know what is going on don’t you? That Looch guy! He is pure evil! You have to convict him now!

Eljay: … Just hurry up so you can get out of here.

Kahi: Eljay… You do know he did it right?

Eljay: Hmph. I’m just looking at the facts, Kahi. Regardless, you got a trial to get to.

Kahi: That fiend… He stopped my investigation. He got me arrested before I could figure out anything else!

Eljay: Please. Just get out of that cell and come here. You’re gonna be late for the trial.

Kahi: Will do.

February 5th
Defense Lobby #3
12:50 PM

##MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

Kahi: What the heck?! Put away those snacks! Court is about to begin. Ugh. I’ve been stricken with tiredness.

Prpl: Why?

@GIF.Man.Ben

Okay Prpl I know you you don’t seem to like talking, but I need you to literally tell me everything you saw.

Prpl: Is it just me or did I find it comfy in the detention center?

Kahi: WHAT? Just-

Kahi: You’re not helping.

Prpl: Lol was I supposed to?

Kahi: Look, I have ZERO evidence to help you out, Prpl. I got NOTHING but my attorney’s badge.

Prpl: And you got salt. Don’t forget salt.

Kahi: I guess that helps?

Prpl: I hear it’s good luck to tip salt over. I hear it brings 7 years of good luck.

Kahi: (Who is telling you these lies?)

@GIF.Man.Ben

I forgot about the salt. Tip it over, tip it over!

???: WAIT! Kahi!

Kahi: Chronicler? What are YOU doing here?

Chronicler: I gathered some evidence for ya. Don’t tell Eljay. I took it from the police station after I heard that Eljay was gonna disregard it.

Kahi: Why would he do that?

Cronk: I dunno. He was saying something about you bringing trials unfairly to a close, like the last time. He wants to teach you a lesson.

Kahi: What in the WORLD did I do wrong to him?

@TBT_Emerald

Take the evidence.

Kahi: So what do we got here?

Cronk: I got a thing of spray paint, and some pictures of the Waffle truck that was vandalized. I also got this case of waffles from the scene. It contains the prints of somebody. I also got this watch that was dropped outside your law offices. Unfortunately, I forgot a finger-print analysis. You’re just gonna have to figure it out on your own, pal. You should probably examine them so you have it for the Court Record.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Let’s do the watch then.

A normal watch that happens to lack any fingerprints. Was found outside of TTV Law Offices.

@Triple

Can we examine the pictures of the truck?

Cronk: This is the normal truck.

Cronk: Today we found the truck to be vandalized. Whoever did it wasn’t very good at it.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Can we have this one to or Our we to late.

Stolen yesterday by Plural. It seems to have the “M” washed off. However, it still retains the prints of Plural and Looch. Has been opened, and is missing a waffle.

@Triple

spraycan?

Has the prints of Plural on it. Sprays black paint.

Cronk: Welp, that’s all the evidence I have. Hopefully I can get you more later on. Good luck with the trial!

[Chronicler]

February 5th
Courtroom #3
1:00 PM

#BANG BANG

Venom: Order! Order in the court! We must get onto this proceeding. Today’s proceedings is following the murder of Plural Ogel by Ms. Prpl Dragon. And thus begins the trial of Kahi Nuva Vs. The TTV Message Boards. Is the defense ready?

@Baldric

The defense is ready your honor.

Kahi: The defense is ready.

Venom: Hm? Who is this prosecutor? You must be new around these parts.

Eljay: My name is Lewa Johnson. Just call me Eljay, please. Nothing more.

Venom: Well, it is by the request of Mr. Eljay that we have a test trial today for the murder of Plural. Mr. Eljay today is trying to incorporate a new penalty system against the defense since he believes the defense has recently been using dirty tactics. Do you agree with these claims, Kahi?

@GIF.Man.Ben

I have not been doing anything dirty your honor.

Kahi: No I do not, your Honor!. This is completely stupid, Eljay. Just look at that ridiculous get-up you’re wearing! Who wears those things around their neck anymore?

Eljay: I must be in style if I am to prosecute, now, SILENCE Kahi. Do I need to take off a penalty for you and your off-topic discussion? Don’t make me delete it.

Kahi: What?

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Eljay: You heard me loud and clear, buster. It’s off-topic. Now, must I explain this penalty system or not?

@Baldric

please elaborate.

Eljay: Basically, it works like this. You get six strikes. When all six are up, you lose the case. There is no going back. Prpl dragon gets booted. No re-trials, no nothing. So you’d better hope that you’re going on the right track!

@Triple

What counts as a strike?

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Eljay: Off topic discussion, presenting evidence which is not relavent, PESTERING THE WITNESS.

@DiamondKing

You are acting like the judge. Your honour, this is a disgrace.

Venom: I approved of this, Mr. Kahi. You must play by the rules. Any more questions?

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Eljay: Also, I must mention. You can gain BACK your strikes if you make a good point. But only if the judge approves. Fair?

Strikes
! ! ! ! ! !

@Baldric

That is perfectly reasonable.

Eljay: Good. Now the trial shall truly begin.

Venom: Whatever you say, bo- er I mean, “Eljay.”

Kahi: (This is a complete attack against me! I didn’t do anything wrong and now I have to deal with these stupid penalties? This is ridiculous!)

Eljay: The prosecution brings up its first witness, Detective Waj.

Waj: IN JUSTICE WE TRUST!

Eljay: State your name and occupation.

Waj: Name’s Waj. I’m a Moderator on the TTV Message Boards and lead detective. I’ve been on the force for a while.

Eljay: That’s good. Please state your testimony.

Waj: It was on the night of February 3rd when I got a call from Ms. Dee Viper about a murder in the office of Kahi Nuva. I rushed on over and found the following things: A sword, the autopsy report, the mask of the victim, and finally a photo of the crime scene.
We searched that night and found only evidence that suggested that Prpl Dragon was the murderer, and nobody else.

@DiamondKing

We heard Looch shout, so prpl is not the only suspect

Eljay: And there goes your first penalty! You have no evidence!

Penalties
! ! ! ! !

Court Record

Attorney’s badge: Tells people that I’m an attorney.
Watch: A normal watch that happens to lack any fingerprints. Was found outside of TTV Law Offices.
Eggo Waffle Truck: Say’s “Plural’s Leggo Waffles.” Originally said “Plural’s Eggo Waffles.”
Waffles: Stolen yesterday by Plural. It seems to have the “M” washed off. However, it still retains the prints of Plural and Looch. Has been opened, and is missing a waffle.
Spray paint: Has the prints of Plural on it. Sprays black paint.

@Baldric

May we examine the photo detective waj?

Waj: It’s all here.

@Triple

Have you examined the sword?

Waj: The supposed Murder Weapon. Contains the fingerprints of Prpl Dragon, as well as the blood of Plural Ogel. Was taken off of the wall of Kahi’s office.

@DiamondKing

Would the autopsy be of use guys?

Autopsy Report: Contains Plural’s autopsy. He was beheaded. Prior to that he got in a struggle, getting a few bruises on his torso and lower legs.

@Baldric

could we look at the victims mask?

Plural Mask: Contains no blood. Has little bite marks on it.

@DiamondKing

If Viper called Waj, who did the autopsy?

Someone had to get there before he did to give it to him or for him to find it. Thoughts guys?

Waj: Let me rephrase that. We DID an autopsy report.

@DiamondKing

Strange, his mask has no blood on it yet he was beheaded. There should be blood all over it

Kahi: Something is suspicious about this: If Plural was beheaded, why is there no blood on his mask?

Waj: Right but his head rolled away as his body dropped. He got no blood on the mask. The head did get blood, though. This can be seen in the picture.

@Triple

Now I was away for the part of the game where Plural was murdered, but I don’t remember any police rushing to the scene.

Waj: You must not remember, but the police kicked you out while we investigated!

@DiamondKing

Either way still don’t get how it could have no blood on it

Waj: The facts are the facts.

@DiamondKing

Why were we not allowed to gather evidence from the crime scene to be used in court? Why were we sent away?

Eljay: That is OFF TOPIC. Strike two!

@Triple

No, but we did see his final breaths and heard his moving last words.

Eljay: Look, Kahi. Your opinion? It doesn’t matter here. You’re not a witness, so SHUSH!

@Baldric

alright Eljay, detective Waj, why are there bite marks on the mask?

Waj: Here’s the thing: it’s a mystery. We’re still wondering that, too. Until we have more info, we can’t do squat.

Eljay: It seems our little “defense attorney” doesn’t have anything to say, Judge Venom. He can’t even find a contradiction. I knew he couldn’t take a blade to the neck. Hah! Shall we get a verdict?

@DiamondKing

Wait if Plural struggled with the murderer as is suggested, surely he would have Prpl’s DNA or fingerprints on him, right?

Kahi: Something seems VERY wrong with this autopsy report, Waj. The fact that you lack to tell us WHO has the fingerprints on the body makes all this, ya know,

Kahi: HIGHLY SUSPECT!

Eljay: WHAT!? What are you JABBERING about?

Kahi: The body. If it got into a struggle it should definitely show DNA!

Eljay: NO! That’s not true! He’s wearing clothes! You can’t have DNA on it if he is COVERED with clothes!

(Is Eljay’s statement missing something?)

@Triple

Fingerprints would still show on the exposed parts of his body, like the hands.

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Kahi: Except his arms were EXPOSED, and the arms and hands show bruises. This definitely shows signs of a struggle.

Eljay: Where’s your proof of which clothes he wore?

@PekekoaOfJungle

The photo.

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Kahi: Eljay, you’re freaking blind. This crime scene photo clearly shows that he had short sleeves on.
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Eljay: WHAT? WAJ! Why didn’t you put DNA on that stupid autopsy? You’re embarrassing me here!

Waj: _Sorry…

Venom: You mean you lack DNA on that autopsy test? Then how is it supposed to be proven to be valid?

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Eljay: It-it still shows the cause of death! His head was cut clean off!

Kahi: Really? I’m pretty sure the evidence says OTHERWISE!

@Baldric

The autopsy says the head was ripped, not cleanly cut off.

Kahi: Our little autopsy here says that the victim’s head showed signs of being RIPPED OFF.

Kahi: SINCE WHEN DO SAMURI SWORDS RIP THINGS APART?

Eljay: BAH!

Kahi: The head getting ripped off doesn’t really make sense does it? Nope, it does NOT!

@DiamondKing

It says supposed murder weapon, is the murder weapon or not, Eljay?

Eljay: Here’s a theory. I had been forgetting about this all along: our murderer, Prpl, happened to have hacked the neck of Plural!

@GIF.Man.Ben

Still where did the sword come from.

Kahi owns it.

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There is no evidence of that
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Eljay: On the contrary. One of our witnesses saw it with her own two eyes. A Ms. Dee Viper. She saw Prpl murder Plural outside of her window!

Venom: Ah yes. The witness. I forgot all about her.

Eljay: Your honor, I request that my NEXT witness should tell us all. Does the Defense object?

@JMP

No objections, bring her up

Eljay: No objections. Bring her up, Eljay. I’d like to see you TRY.

Eljay: Hah. We will see. The Prosecution brings up Dee Viper to the stand.

Dee Viper: Hello everyone. Looks like we got a crowd of new faces in the audience. But the same two grumps that almost got me convicted of murder.

Eljay: Your grudge is yours and yours only to hold. Please, Viper. Let’s keep things civil.

Viper: Only if Kahi doesn’t ask too many questions.

Kahi: But that’s my-

Eljay: I will make sure nothing Kahi asks is off-topic, otherwise he will have a DOUBLE penalty.

Kahi: UGH!

Viper: It was on the night of February 3rd when I saw it: a shadowy figure came out of the darkness with a sword. It was almost a silhouette. They raised the blade to attack the poor Akaku-wearing boy and sliced his head off clean. As soon as they saw that I was in the window, they dropped the blade and tried to cover up the crime! I soon called the police.

##Court Record

Attorney’s badge: Tells people that I’m an attorney.
Watch: A normal watch that happens to lack any fingerprints. Was found outside of TTV Law Offices.
Eggo Waffle Truck: Say’s “Plural’s Leggo Waffles.” Originally said “Plural’s Eggo Waffles.”
Waffles: Stolen yesterday by Plural. It seems to have the “M” washed off. However, it still retains the prints of Plural and Looch. Has been opened, and is missing a waffle.
Spray paint: Has the prints of Plural on it. Sprays black paint.
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Sword: The supposed Murder Weapon. Contains the fingerprints of Prpl Dragon, as well as the blood of Plural Ogel. Was taken off of the wall of Kahi’s office.

Autopsy Report: Contains Plural’s autopsy. He was beheaded by his head getting ripped off. Prior to that he got in a struggle, getting a few bruises on his torso and lower legs.

Picture of the Scene.

Plural Mask: Contains no blood. Has little bite marks on it.

Penalties
! ! ! !

@Triple

We already know from the autopsy that this was not the case, because it shows a struggle and a ripping of the head.

Kahi: You do know that his head was hacked off, right?

Viper: Wait… You’re right! I remember more clearly now… NO! Wait… Wait a minute. I just remembered… The attacker… Hi-her silhouette… I saw her hacking the victim’s neck once she tried to slice at it! It was horrible! Hack hack hack! Now I remember it clearly! It was so slow… the pulling of the blade.

@DiamondKing

Do you know for certain it was Prpl?

Viper: Do you think I’m some type of idiot? Stop trying to confuse me I know what I saw! I saw the silhouette of prpl! Very well, too!

Viper: The line shows where exactly I saw it from and which trajectory.

@Baldric

Did the suspect appear to approach from the hall or the main office?

Viper: I didn’t see them enter. I just saw the murder.

@DiamondKing

Well previously you referred to the silhouette as shadowy, not clear. So that’s why I asked, your role as a witness isn’t fitting because you keep changing what you saw based in the question

Viper: It’s gotten clearer for me, okay? I KNOW it was a female.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Dude, the only other female here is Viper… I just thought of something.

Viper: I have an alibi ya know. The Clock-in Card.

@Triple

I know Cronk said there was indeed a window in our office, but where would it be on the chart? Viper can’t see the murder happen through walls.

Viper: Here:

Viper: This is how I saw it.

@Triple

You couldn’t have seen the murder with that trajectory, it’s impossible.

Kahi: Here’s the problem, Viper. You could not have SEEN the attacker from that angle!

Viper: AUGH! But he moved to hack the neck of Plural! I saw it! The attacker swiped the neck of the poor fellow and he fell onto his right side. His head tumbled off… Ugh, I don’t even like talking about it!

@Triple

I thought you said it was a female who attacke Plural?

Viper: …

Kahi: Well?

Viper: Whoops…

@Baldric

tell us the truth, who actually did you see?!

Viper: AGH! But I did see a man and a woman! I know that for sure! But… The positions… They were different…

Venom: Ms. Viper, I don’t appreciate you lying. You will receive an arrest after this for such things. Now please, tell us the truth.

Viper: Alright, alright. I will do it.

Viper: In reality, I know I saw Purple have her hands on the sword. The evidence proves it. I saw her raise the sword against the man. I could not identify him. But she was about to attack him! I know it wasn’t Plural because I saw his head past the desk.

@GIF.Man.Ben

So she may of only had the sword to defend herself.

Kahi: So this was self-defense, then.

Eljay: Why would she need self-defense?

Kahi: The attacker must’ve broken into the house.

Eljay: How did the attacker rip of the head then?

@DiamondKing

Prpl picked up the sword, the killer broke in and took it and then killed Plural

Eljay: Ah! But the only person who wielded the sword was Prpldragon, not an attacker! So how could that work?

@DiamondKing

It said it had Prpl’s DNA, that doesn’t mean it can’t have someone elses

Eljay: Not according to our records. The only person who held it was Prpl.

@Baldric

Was the DNA testing done in between when when we brought Viper to the stand?

Eljay: Before.

@GIF.Man.Ben

The attacker could’ve been wearing gloves.

Eljay: YOU have no evidence for that!

@DiamondKing

Before you said you hadn’t done a DNA test of Plural’s body, so that is a lie

[Chronicler]

Venom: Ugh. Can we give it a rest already? It’s obvious that the evidence is not complete for Plural, but if Eljay says it is for the sword then it is. That’s my final word, no more questioning of it! Unless you WANT a penalty?

@Baldric

If what Viper says is true and Prpl was not attacking Plural, the only one who could have given Plural the bruising would be the other assailant.

Eljay: Okay. If you’re so smart, then who WAS the assailant? And you’d better gosh-darn prove it.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Why don’t we ask Prpl?

Eljay: You-you’re not allowed to! You must answer my question!

Venom: I agree. Kahi, if you’re gonna make claims, you’d better provide evidence first, like Eljay did.

@PekekoaOfJungle

Oh, Looch.

Eljay: Alright, now prove he did it.

@Triple

Present the waffle case

Eljay: What about it.

Kahi: It’s not too much. It’s because you’re forgetting one small thing. This waffle box.

Eljay: What’s so great about it?

Kahi: Look at it. It has an opening that wasn’t there from last time. This could NOT have been opened during the last trial, but during the time before!

Eljay: WHAT?

Kahi: Yes… This waffle box… It had to have been opened. I’m pretty sure Plural wouldn’t just open this special collector’s edition box, either. Oh no… It had to have been LOOCH.

Eljay: …

##WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!

Kahi: Plural would never open something that special. It’s not like him. Only Looch, someone who found this STUPID, would do such a thing!

Eljay: You… YOU!

Kahi: Looch had to have opened this. It’s even got his fingerprints on it! Once Plural entered my place and I left the scene, Looch came to assault him and he opened the box. Oh, and look at this? It’s MISSING a waffle.

Venom: What even is this? A waffle pack opening the case to a new suspect!

Kahi: Yes! The only one who could have done it opened this waffle pack! And that man, would be LOOCH!

The audience begins to chatter as Eljay tries to find a rebuttal.

Kahi: You can’t come up with anything, Eljay, because it’s true. And you KNOW it is.

Eljay: You manipulator… You knew this was gonna happen from the beginning.

Kahi: Eheh… No, actually, I didn’t. I kinda just noticed this now.

Venom: Hm… Honestly, I find this all to be highly suspect. What say you Eljay.

Eljay: Very highly-suspect.

Viper: So that’s it then? My testimony is worthless?

Kahi: No, Viper. It has just let us open up the NEW possibility of a culprit! That’s a good thing!

Venom: Well, honestly I feel we need to re-settle things and take a short, 10 minute recess which can help us get enough thinking and rest to finish this case.

##BANG

February 5th
Courtroom Lobby #3
1:45 PM.

Prpl: Well you seem to be going good, but things seem to get crazy again. Once Eljay looses what’s going on he loses order of the court. Good job, I guess.

Kahi: Please, you’re not helping.

Cronk: You don’t look so good. Why are your worrying?

Kahi: Something feels like it’s gonna go downhill from here. I mean, I got the advantage, but I dunno. I feel like something bad is gonna happen.

Cronk: Well you’re in luck right now. I got you some evidence! Wanna see it?

@GIF.Man.Ben

I’ll take a look at that evidence. Thanks Cronk.

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Cronk: First, we have this deed which belongs to Plural. It clarifies his ownership of the shop.
The SECOND one we have is the Time-Travelling Muaka we found at the scene of the crime. Want me to add them to the Court Record?

@Triple

Can we examine the deed?

Deed ID: 7216
“Plural’s Eggo Waffles.”
Food Truck
Recently leased to Looch.

@Triple

Alright, can we see the Muaka and then head into the court room?

Time Travelling Muaka: The same one from the September case, except it was present at this crime. Contains Kahi’s prints.

@Baldric

Does Prpl have any new info on the case?

Prpl: Don’t look at me. I don’t have much to contribute.

Bailiff: Alright. Court is now in session. Get back in there.

Cronk: Good luck, Kahi!

~~
February 5th
Courtroom #3
1:55 PM

##BANG BANG

Venom: Alright, alright. Court is back in session for the trial of Prpl Dragon. Is the Prosecution ready?

Eljay: AHEM Yes I am. I’m much more ready than earlier.

Venom: Alright, is the defense ready?

@Baldric

The defense is again ready.

Eljay: Then let us waste NO TIME. Looch, come up here.

Looch: Hello, everyone. I hate you all.

(Audience member boos)

Looch: Heh. You think that intimidates me? Well, you’re nothing but a low-tier noob who keeps dying at Dark Souls. And trust me, I know how that feels. But at least I beat games, unlike you.

Looch: I’m glamourous. And no attorney can say I’m guilty. You know why? Because the gods don’t allow it. I’m just too perfect. That’s why I hate everyone. Nobody can be as good as me.

Eljay: Okay. Um , state your name and occupation?

Looch: Please. You people should already know what that is. Let’s just get onto it.

Eljay: Alright. Testimony away.

Looch:
I am not a very poor guy. In fact, I’m just fine. I love playing Dark Souls, though. Am I guilty? Pff.
Those who think I’m guilty don’t even understand what I did or who I am.
Weeabo? Maybe. But I didn’t kill the man. I just wanted my waffles he stole. He stole them!
As for myself, I came up to this odd stand named “Plural’s Leggo Waffles.” Well I didn’t want that.
So I moved on. I never killed that Plural fool. Your box of waffles means nothing!
Maybe I confronted the guy and tried to take the waffles. Actually I did do that. Hah.
Ergo, I opened the waffles and then he managed to escape. What a dweeb.
Look at that court record of yours. Do you see anything that says I had a murder weapon? No.
Only the sword is the murder weapon. Actually, I think YOU had the murder weapon. Think.
Only Kahi could have been there. He could have killed Plural. He has a motivation, too! Hah!
Cheating in court, trying to make Plural shut up. He could have killed Plural in his own office.
How’s that one for size? Unless you can GET me to admit the crime.

##Court Record

Attorney’s badge: Tells people that I’m an attorney.
Watch: A normal watch that happens to lack any fingerprints. Was found outside of TTV Law Offices.
Eggo Waffle Truck: Say’s “Plural’s Leggo Waffles.” Originally said “Plural’s Eggo Waffles.”
Waffles: Stolen yesterday by Plural. It seems to have the “M” washed off. However, it still retains the prints of Plural and Looch. Has been opened, and is missing a waffle.
Spray paint: Has the prints of Plural on it. Sprays black paint.
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Sword: The supposed Murder Weapon. Contains the fingerprints of Prpl Dragon, as well as the blood of Plural Ogel. Was taken off of the wall of Kahi’s office.

Autopsy Report: Contains Plural’s autopsy. He was beheaded by his head getting ripped off. Prior to that he got in a struggle, getting a few bruises on his torso and lower legs.

Picture of the Scene.

Plural Mask: Contains no blood. Has little bite marks on it.
VIPER’S CLOCK IN: 8:20 PM to 8:40 PM.

Time Travelling Muaka: The same one from the September case, except it was present at this crime. Contains Kahi’s prints.
Plural’s Deed
Deed ID: 7216
“Plural’s Eggo Waffles.”
Food Truck
Recently leased to Looch.

Penalties
! ! ! !

@Triple

Except it was a truck, not a stand. And you did want those as the box Plural took was of Lego Eggo waffles. In fact this deed shows that you recently leased the truck.

Looch: Well yeah. I wanted my stuff back. That buffoon stole my waffles!

@Triple

Why would you do that? Besides, one waffle is missing.

Looch: Because I had a cart to run, duh.

@Triple

Where and when did you confront Plural?

Looch: Is that question REALLY important? I made an accusation against you and I expect you to consider it. I said YOU were the murderer, Mr. Killer Nuva.

@Baldric

Except for the fact that while I do own the sword, the only one whose prints were on it is my defendant, and besides, plural was in fact NOT causing me grief enough to murder him.

Looch: Except that’s not what I’m talking about, Mr. Blue Suit. I know what you have in your evidence. A time-travelling Muaka. I know what you wanna say. THAT is the true murder weapon, is it not? It had a jaw. It could have easily ripped off Mr. Plural’s head. There were BITE MARKS were there NOT?

@Triple

You have no evidence to back that claim. I wasn’t in room during the murder, my fingerprints didn’t show up on the weapon or any other evidence, and most importantly I would never do something like that.

Looch: Again, the Muaka. It’s the murder weapon. It was found at the scene of the crime with YOUR finger prints! Also, you have NO proof to say you were not in the room. Ms. Viper saw a man in the room. That was definitely you.

Looch: Need I also mention that you making a claim of saying “I would never do that” isn’t actual evidence? Looks like I’m winning this case, smarty.

@Baldric

Though the muaka may have teeth and my prints, there is no evidence of blood on the muaka. So it is unlikely that I could have killed him with it.

Eljay: You must be stumped. We’ve already established that the mask never got to touch any blood anyways. So that wouldn’t make sense.

Kahi: Hmm… Maybe I need to think outside the box.

@Triple

Ah, but the witness (Viper) clearly recalls seeing Plural’s demise with the sword and not a Muaka.

Looch: (I’m not a Crusty Crab) Yeah, but didn’t she LIE anyways? Plus she could barely see the scene.

Looch: ALSO! You could have easily forged the scene anyways by dipping the sword in blood.

@Triple

Then would you also disregard her comments about seeing a male figure as well as a female figure? That would mean dropping the only evidence you have of me being in that room at the time of the murder.

Looch: I didn’t disregard the female thing. Here’s what I think happened. Prpl, not knowing Kahi too well, attacked him once she saw Kahi MURDER him.

@Triple

Except my fingerprints don’t show up on the sword.

Looch: The murder weapon wasn’t the sword. Maybe Kahi forced her hand. Nobody ran tests for it.

@Triple

How about we talk about you Looch? You mentioned that you weren’t interested in the Leggo Waffle stand and yet this deed shows you just recently leased it, why?

Looch: Proof that I wasn’t interested?

@Artakha

I can’t resist objecting to this. Once in police custody wouldn’t she immediately clear her name by accusing Kahi?

Kahi: Looch, you’re clearly making this up! You know why? Because Prpl would have reported me to bail HER out if I was the one who murdered Plural! Plus, we don’t have any reported injuries. What about YOU?

Looch: WHAT? You can’t just accuse me? I am Looch. I will not go down until I admit murder, but I’m not going to!

@Artakha

Press for info on this seeing as he’s altered his testimony to imply there was a different murder weapon

Looch: I didn’t alter squat. The Muaka is still the murder weapon. The sword was used as a cover-up.

@Baldric

A better question would be where and when was Looch when he met with Plurs?

Looch: Well, if you wanna know, I met with him at the waffle TRUCK at 8:10.

@Artakha

So you didn’t immediately move on?

Looch: yeah, we talked like “buddies.” Nothing more.

@Artakha

And that’s when you took the waffles?

Looch: No, that’s when I tried to grab them and Plural ran with them. I managed to snag my waffle from it in an argument.

@Artakha

IF this witness is to be believed all the “evidence” against my client is nonexistent. I would like to call for a verdict of not bootleg for my client and a recess to allow the prosecution and defence time to gather more evidence so as to aprehend the true culprit

Venom: I will NOT allow it. All the evidence should be here.

Guys. We need to think outside of the box. The testimony. What is so cross about the testimony?

@SwagMeister

All the first letters from the lines read “It was me, Looch.”

Kahi: Thank you, Looch. That is all.

Looch: What. What do you mean “that is all.” We haven’t PROVEN anything.

Kahi: Yes I have!b You just admitted your crime!

Looch: What- Whu WHAT eVeR dO yOu MeAn? I dIdN’t SaY aNyThInG!

Eljay: Please, Kahi. Explain in detail. I’m just as confused. And why the heck does Looch look like that?

@Looch

Toriel we don’t need hand holding

Venom: The host of the game can do whatever he wants! Continue, Kahi.

Kahi: Look at this testimony. When you take the first letter of each line it says “It was me, Looch.”

Kahi: Wasn’t it YOU, Looch, who said that the only way I could convict you is if YOU said it?

Looch: You’re clearly dillusional.

Kahi: Explain it then, why is it not a paragraph but instead a poem of sorts?

Looch: Ergh… It… It was ordained by the gods! I knew I should have just kept losing at Dark Souls instead of coming here and thinking I’d win!

Looch: I mean… You’re still just seeing things? See? Heheheh. You’re seeing static right now!

@Artakha

How is what I see relevant? It probably is… sigh

Looch: Don’t question it! Just enjoy the static while I make a run for it! Metal Gear Solid style! (AKA in a box)

@Baldric

Eljay, is he acting seriously suspicious to you?

Eljay: Yeah. Looch is definitely highly suspect.

Looch: Oh, so now even the Prosecution doesn’t trust me? What kind of a trial is this? I’ve been FRAMED!

@Baldric

No, there is even more suspicious evidence. There was a watch outside my offce door, meaning there could have been a third party waiting to kill Plural.

Kahi: This watch was found outside of the TTV Law Offices. I didn’t belong to any of the suspects so far. Does it belong to you.

Looch: I mean, there isn’t anything else I can do, so yeah. What about it?

@Artakha

It puts you at the scene of the crime dude

Looch: Oh I see we’re your going with this. So I guess I’m a suspect now? Nice. Just nice. What did I do, admit my guilt or something?

@Baldric

Actually just now. The crime scene photo shows the door is ajar, you were at the scene and said you just wanted to “retrieve” the waffles from Plural

Looch: Nobody told me about this!

Eljay: Just shut up and take the verdict already. You already freaking confessed as shown by Kahi. Now please, just get out of here.

Looch: No… I CAN’T END LIKE THIS…

#NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

Eljay: OH GOSH HE’S BECOMING SUPER SAIYAN!

#IT. CAN’T. END. LIKE. THIS!

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

#THUMP

Looch: WHY WHY WHY. Why did he have to figure out my trickery! Noo…

Looch: This… This can’t be the end of Looch! Can it be? What will my last words be?

Looch: I know… I know what they’ll be!

Looch: BeeenEEEEEEEETH the SKIIIIIIIIIIINN we ARE already OOOOOOOOOONE…

we ARE ALREADY ONE

#WAS IT NOT YOUR SIN TRAPPED THE UNICORN?

#EVEN NOW, THE EVIL SEED OF WHAT YOU DONE GERMINATES WITHIN YOU.

Swoop.

##Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Kahi: I think someone laced by coffee this morning.

Eljay: Mine too… Actually, I think everybody saw that. I don’t think I’m gonna be able to sleep tonight.

@Baldric

So, Is my client innocent Eljay?

Eljay: After going through that? Oh yes. Looch was definitely the force of evil with this one. I think we know the verdict.

Venom: Uuhh… Yes I was just about to give it.

#Prpl Dragon is…

[Chronicler]

February 5th
Defense Lobby #3
2:20 PM

Prpl: Well that was pretty entertaining. Don’t you think?

Kahi: I still need to wash out my eyeballs.

Prpl: Ah, c’mon. That was a masterpiece of art.

Kahi: I really wouldn’t agree.

Cronk: Oh hey you did it! Prpl wasn’t convicted! Nice to see that, Kahi!

Kahi: Yeah, well, I really didn’t need that evidence you gave me.

Cronk: Speaking of the evidence, I’m gonna need it back.

Kahi: Oh sure. Here’s all my evidence (besides the Attorney’s Badge.)

##Court Record
Watch: A normal watch that happens to lack any fingerprints. Was found outside of TTV Law Offices.
Eggo Waffle Truck: Say’s “Plural’s Leggo Waffles.” Originally said “Plural’s Eggo Waffles.”
Waffles: Stolen yesterday by Plural. It seems to have the “M” washed off. However, it still retains the prints of Plural and Looch. Has been opened, and is missing a waffle.
Spray paint: Has the prints of Plural on it. Sprays black paint.
http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/7/6/7625890ae58a727ac32ef17f6a57b2b1b1fe4f85.png
Sword: The supposed Murder Weapon. Contains the fingerprints of Prpl Dragon, as well as the blood of Plural Ogel. Was taken off of the wall of Kahi’s office.

Autopsy Report: Contains Plural’s autopsy. He was beheaded by his head getting ripped off. Prior to that he got in a struggle, getting a few bruises on his torso and lower legs.

Picture of the Scene.

Plural Mask: Contains no blood. Has little bite marks on it.
VIPER’S CLOCK IN: 8:20 PM to 8:40 PM.
Plural’s Deed
Deed ID: 7216
“Plural’s Eggo Waffles.”
Food Truck
Recently leased to Looch.

Cronk: Uh… Where’s the Muaka?

Kahi: What? It should be here…

Cronk: It’s NOT. Oh gosh, Var is gonna kill me.

Prpl: Someone stole your Muaka? What a shame. Hopefully they track it down.

Kahi: Well whoever it was, I wanna make sure I find them and get it back.

???: Ahem

Eljay: A mighty fine show out there, Kahi. A fine show.

Kahi: You’re just jealous that I figured out the puzzle.

Eljay: Regardless, you didn’t use hard evidence to bring him down, which makes me a bit ashamed of you. If you we’re a real attorney you would have used pure facts. Sure you solved the puzzle of his confession, but I don’t see you as a true attorney. Unless you have evidence to tell me otherwise?

Court Record

Attorney’s badge: Tells people that I’m an attorney.

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/d/2/d2a364b5f03943eefb35917087bb7a59e15c1709.jpg

Eljay: Your Attorney’s Badge. Hmph. At least it’s hard evidence. Now you’re learning to do things like a real attorney. Analyzing puzzling evidence and finally staying on topic. This is how you act like an attorney. Hope to see you on the next podcast.

(Eljay leaves the lobby.)

##MUNCH MUNCH

Prpl: Well good riddance to him.

Kahi: I have a feeling I’m gonna see him again… And he’s gonna keep up with his penalty system. Ho boy, am I in for a treat next time.

end OF NIGHTMARE IN TURNABOUT

[Chronicler]

#Rise of the Turnabout
Part 1: Investigation.

Cronk: We got him this time, boys. That Miru*DeMask fella? We got here before him this time.

Waj: Good thing we came right in the nick of time.

Cronk and Waj open the safe

Cronk: OH NO! We got here too late… AGAIN!

Waj: I think I saw a shadow in the window! Let’s go after him!

Miru*DeMask: AHAHAHAHA!

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/optimized/3X/d/e/dec1ee640d94b2efdc05b2e518877062fc1fb63c_1_690x464.jpg

Miru*DeMask: GET REKT’D AND HAVE A GOOD DAY! Miru*DeMask has just stolen your leaks! Bwahahaha! Audios, amigos! And Marde Gras!

(Please respond so I can continue with the game!)

New York Toy Fair
February 16th, 1:37 PM
New York

Kahi: Welp, here we are. Now to get inside.

http://i.imgur.com/VSBoAch.jpg
Var: You better not have screwed up, Kahi.

Kahi: Hello, sir. Three admissions for the Lego section of Toy Fair!

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/optimized/3X/2/8/2853ba0f666850c1a034d220f11344b79785bbb0_1_690x388.jpg
Security Guard: Um, what are these supposed to be?

Kahi: Um, heh, tickets? You know, those things we need to get inside? We’re here to report-

Security Guard: Do you have press passes?

http://i.imgur.com/m3jGweY.jpg

Var: Of course I knew. Weren’t YOU the one who brought them?

http://i.imgur.com/V95gK6q.jpg
Prpl: When are we getting inside? I want more free food.

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/optimized/3X/2/8/2853ba0f666850c1a034d220f11344b79785bbb0_1_690x388.jpg
Security Guard: All I need are press passes. Don’t make my job harder…

Kahi: Here are my press passes!

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/optimized/3X/2/8/2853ba0f666850c1a034d220f11344b79785bbb0_1_690x388.jpg

Security Guard: Hm… Nope. This won’t do. You were not on the list to enter here. Now skedaddle.

Kahi: What? But we have press-

Security Guard: You can’t enter. Period.

http://i.imgur.com/aiNHjbs.jpg
Var: So I drove all the way to New York, got press passes and bought tickets for nothing?

Kahi: Um… Basically?

http://i.imgur.com/jNbPZFO.jpg
Prpl: I’ll tell you it was a great experience, at least for me. I’ve never been physically booted out of a place like that. Security guys. Sheesh.

Kahi: We could always sue ‘em. I know a good lawyer around these parts.

Var: Oh please, Kahi. You’re too lazy to sue anyone. You usually like evidence coming to YOU.

@Baldric

This does not make a lick of sense though, I’m sure I registered our names for this event.

http://i.imgur.com/aiNHjbs.jpg

Var: Well you apparently didn’t, and now we’re stuck here in New York. What a waste of my time and money!

Prpl: Well, while you guys are arguing, I’m in the mood for some coffee. What about you guys?

Var: I could do with some coffee, yeah.

Kahi: I’ll pay for it.

#WEE-OOH

#WEE-OOH

Kahi: Those sound like cop cars.

Var: They’re headed toward Toyfair. What happened there?

Kahi: Perhaps we should find out.

@Baldric

What do you think the issue might be Var?

Var: Probably something really bad. I agree. We should go to see what’s going on.

~~
New York ToyFair
February 16th
2:43 PM

???: No no no no no no…

@Baldric

What seems to be the matter!?

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/optimized/3X/3/e/3e30e9c2ceb10f6ffb73b6e1b251df3009d54a59_1_690x460.jpg
???: It was Miru*DeMask! You know that one new thief going around wherever BIONICLE stuff is? He stole one of the displays! Quake Beast is gone! Oh gosh I’m going to be so fired.

@Xeros610

“Is there any evidence that it was him?”

???: Right now we have a private detective working on getting the proper evidence for a trial.

@Baldric

Who is this private detective, I though the department handled these sorts of crimes?

???: They usually do, but we got a private one to help us with this. I’m sorry, I still don’t know who you are, and you probably don’t know who I am. What’s your name?

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/optimized/3X/3/e/3e30e9c2ceb10f6ffb73b6e1b251df3009d54a59_1_690x460.jpg

BlueCel: Oh! Like the podcast guy! My name is White_Rainbow, but most people call me BlueCel because they are lazy.

@Baldric

Mrs. Rainbow, can you tell us who this private eye is?

BlueCel: First off, it’s MS, not “Mrs.” The private eye is Mr. Risebell. You may have heard of him. Right now a private investigator is currently working with the team to track down Miru*DeMask. Wish them luck

@Baldric

So Mr. Risebell is with this tracking team?

http://i.imgur.com/0vnpl59.jpg
???: NOT ANYMORE I AM NOT!

http://i.imgur.com/dzFo9Vb.jpg
Risebell: Well, well. Who do we have here? Mr. Kahi Nuva himself. I’m a huge fan.

@Baldric

Why is it this is the first time I have heard of you though?

http://i.imgur.com/kQ5xKH0.jpg
Risebell: Probably because I’m too busy to get caught up into your foolish attorney charades. Plus you’re in New York now. Not your TTV Headquarters.

@Baldric

So what leads do you have on Miru*Demask?

http://i.imgur.com/dzFo9Vb.jpg
Risebell: Sorry, Mr. Lawyer at Leisure, but I cannot disclose that. Especially when I was hired to catch this set-thief. So

@Baldric

What can you disclose detective?

http://i.imgur.com/dzFo9Vb.jpg
Risebell: All you plebeians are allowed to know is that one of the 2016 sets was STOLEN!

Kahi: By who?

Risebell: The infamous Miru*DeMask! Have you not heard of him?

@Baldric

Come to think of it, I haven’t heard anything much about Miru*DeMask. What can you tell me about him?

http://i.imgur.com/0vnpl59.jpg
Risebell: He’s the greatest thief to ever live! He’s my arch-nemesis, and I’ve been trying to track him down for ages. He likes to steal almost anything! Leaks, new sets, any info on any Lego theme. He’s a madman, and I love it. I want to know what he knows!

@Baldric

So what exactly is this “Quake Beast” that was stolen?

http://i.imgur.com/kQ5xKH0.jpg
Risebell: Did you not hear me? I said I wouldn’t tell you.

Kahi: Don’t you think you’re a little obsessive over Miru*DeMask? Wanting to “Know everything he knows?”

Risebell: Heheh. Perhaps. But I would just love to get my hands on some of that evidence, just so I could impress TTV and perhaps get on the podcast.

http://i.imgur.com/aiNHjbs.jpg
Var: That’s never going to happen, Rise. You’d need to do a casting call for that and even then you would never be good enough to get inside. But regardless I will NEVER allow you to get into our podcast.

Kahi: You know this guy?

Var: Oh yeah. He’s tried to get into our group before. It’s never going to happen, though. Never on my watch. Now stay out of our way, Risebell. We don’t need your kind around us. Kahi, we need to go.

Kahi: I dunno, this Rise guy looks suspicious. He may know something we don’t.

Var: Of course he looks suspicious. He’s Risebell.

Kahi: I still want to question him.

Risebell: Oh, go right ahead, since they don’t want me on their investigation anymore. I will tell all.

@Baldric

Why did they kick you of the investigation?

http://i.imgur.com/kQ5xKH0.jpg
Risebell: I’ve been nabbing evidence.

@Baldric

Nabbing evidence? Why would you need to take some of the evidence from the crime scene?

http://i.imgur.com/0vnpl59.jpg
Risebell: Wouldn’t want the prosecution for a trial for whoever stole the set to have ALL the fun. That Miru*DeMask. He is a clever one. What I suspect is that he used plenty of wires to sneak down into the area during the short black-out and nabbed the first one he could get. I have more evidence I took at my office, if you need it.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Could we see some of this evidence?

http://i.imgur.com/dzFo9Vb.jpg
Risebell: Don’t be a fool. It is all at my office. Did not not hear me?

@Baldric

Could you take us to your office detective Risebell? That evidence could be important to the case

http://i.imgur.com/0vnpl59.jpg
Risebell: Most certainly-

RING RING!

http://i.imgur.com/dzEDkMs.jpg
Risebell: Oh dear. You got a phone call. If I stay any longer I will be in trouble. I need to go.

RING RING

@Baldric

of course, could be a detective or someone.

Kahi: Hello?

???: Hey, Kahi. How’s life and such?

@Baldric

Mesonak! What’s up?

Kahi: Horrible, as we couldn’t get into the BIONICLE exhibit and now someone stole one of the sets.

Meso: Heheh. Funny you should mention that, because, um, I just got arrested.

@Baldric

WHAAAAT!? WHY? (Don’t tell me)

Kahi: WHAT? Meso, I can’t help you right now. I’m in New York.

Meso: As am I. I’m in the Detention Center. I need someone to, um, help me out.

Kahi: Oh gosh… Another terrible thing to go on my list of terrible things today.

~~
February 16th
Detention Center
2:50 PM

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Meso: Hey look. You brought friends!

Var: You obviously forgot that me, Kahi and Prpl where taking a trip.

Prpl: We are?

Var: Sigh

@Baldric

Alright Meso, spill it, why were you arrested?

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Meso: I may or may not have stolen a set.

Var: Ugh. Meso, why do you always-

Kahi: So that’s what you called me for? To defend you? Well what set did you steal?

Meso: You know the whole Toyfair thing? I stole Quake Beast.

Var: You stole… Quake Beast?

Prpl: Sounds like Meso to me. Stealing the worst set out of all of them.

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Meso: No, THAT would be Storm Beast. I just nabbed what I could.

Kahi: Meso, please. I’m sure you didn’t actually steal Quake Beast. Why would you do that? And how did you even get here? I thought you were back at the TTV Headquarters.

Meso: I wanted to see the 2016 sets so bad, Kahi. I’m sorry, but I did steal one.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Well then why would we defend you if you just admitted, you are guilty?

Prpl: Are we even sure he actually did? He doesn’t have it ON him…

@Baldric

Meso, where is Quake Beast right now?

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Meso: Nope. I seemed to have misplaced it.

Kahi: Are you sure it wasn’t just, well…

Meso: Look, Eljay would not have had me arrested if I had done nothing wrong.

@Baldric

So, you did steal Quake Beast? That does not look good for me defending you bud.

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Meso: I just need help getting easier punishment. Please don’t hurt me…

@Baldric

Nope, nope nope nope nope nope! I may be lazy, but since when do I not get a complete acquittal. Meso, I need you to tell me everything about the theft.

Kahi: Meso, I can’t keep getting guilty verdicts unless you’re really, really guilty. And I don’t believe that. I have a reputation to follow, and that’s believing in my client until the very end. I believe you are NOT guilty, Meso.

Var: I don’t agree with you, Kahi. I think Meso is serious.

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Meso: I can say I am guilty with absolute certainty.

Kahi: You always say that and you are wrong, Meso. Var, just please. Let me keep Meso out of the jail cell so he can keep on doing podcasts with us. And I firmly believe he didn’t do it.

Prpl: Whatever Kahi. Does this mean we have to help you in court?

Kahi: Sure. Why not.

Var: As long as you don’t expect us to do all the work for you.

Kahi: …

Var: Well?

Kahi: I guess if you don’t want to do that you don’t have to tag along.

Prpl: Well I am leaving. See you later.

Kahi: I didn’t mean that- Nevermind. She’ll probably turn up later.

Var: Probably.

Meso: So you’re gonna take my case, Kahi?

Kahi: Sure, why not.

Var: Then we’d better go investigate the crime scene.

[Chronicler]

New York Toy Fair
February 16th, 2016
3:00 PM

Kahi: Welp, looks like we’re here again. Looks the same as usual.

Var: They probably investigated the entire thing.

???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

Kahi: I know that voice…

http://i.imgur.com/4ycKDJH.jpg
Waj: In justice we trust! You’re not allowed to investigate here at all! Under Eljay’s orders!

Kahi: Eljay, smelljay. I beat him with ease in my last trial. What are you guys even doing here?

http://i.imgur.com/trKcnmq.jpg
Waj: Eljay wanted to look at the sets for free since we’re police.

http://i.imgur.com/c7NKlJq.jpg
Var: Sounds like Eljay. Taking the cheapest option to get what he needs.

@Baldric

Why won’t Eljay let us view the crime scene, I thought we proved to not meddle with evidence?

Kahi: Regardless we need to get through. We’re attorneys and we want to investigate the scene.

Var: Well. I’m a prosecutor, he’s a defense attorney.

http://i.imgur.com/QmibbZl.jpg
Waj: Yes yes, I am already familiar with you guys. You guys are my bosses, remember?

Kahi: Right. So if we’re your bosses why can’t we get through?

http://i.imgur.com/Z3S9utT.jpg
Eljay: Because I don’t need anyone else tampering with evidence like that Risebell fool. Now get out of the premises, will you?

@Baldric

Var, can you handle this please?

http://i.imgur.com/c7NKlJq.jpg
Var: No so fast, Eljay. That isn’t fair to Kahi. Do you want me to fire you AGAIN?

Eljay: … Well no but-

Var: Then shut up for once and let Kahi do some investigation.

http://i.imgur.com/R3uOEkV.jpg
Eljay: But I’m the prosecutor for this case!

Var: And I’m your boss. I’d be more than ready to kick you off the podcast.

Eljay: NO PLEASE!

http://i.imgur.com/c7NKlJq.jpg
Var: Hah. Just how I want you to be. Begging at my feet for mercy. Now get up and stand aside for Kahi to get through, will you?

Eljay: Yes sir…

NY Toyfair LEGO section
February 16th
3:06 PM

Kahi: Well would you look at that. Quake beast is MISSING!

http://i.imgur.com/4enBEap.jpg
BlueCel: IT’S ALL MY FAULT TOO! Oh if I only hadn’t neglected the poor guy, he wouldn’t have been stolen!

Kahi: Riiiiight. You were the lady in charge of this section of Toy Fair. What are your thoughts on the stolen set?

http://i.imgur.com/gpXqX5R.jpg
BlueCel: Hmm… Honestly I don’t care much for Quake Beast, so I barely remember. However, if it was STORM BEAST we were talking about, I could give you a perfect explanation. Unfortunately I don’t remember all too much. I just remember it went dark and I heard some noises. That’s all I can say.

@Baldric

It went dark? Why?

http://i.imgur.com/8CM2Pri.jpg
BlueCel: There was a black out during that time for some odd reason. During that time the thief stole the set!

@Mrblackpants

what kind of noises?

BlueCel: I heard a few sets tip over, I heard something like a zipper sound, and someone struggling to breathe. But that’s really it though.

@Baldric

(A freak blackout eh) What time was this blackout Ms. Rainbow?

http://i.imgur.com/gpXqX5R.jpg
BlueCel: I have a report of it right here, if you need it.

Recieved Black-Out times from BlueCel. Check if needed

@Mrblackpants

Do you know which ones? we could use that to know what direction they went

BlueCel: Yes, actually. Storm Beast, Umarak the Destroyer, and Umarak the Hunter were tipped over. Along with Gali for some strange reason.

@Baldric

Where in relation to Quake Beast were these other sets?

BlueCel: Right where they are standing right now.

@Mrblackpants

COuld it have been something like this?

BlueCel: Again. It was dark. And I heard a zipping sound for some reason. I can’t tell you the whole clear testimony. You’d have to wait until the trial tomorrow.

@Baldric

Let’s check the blackout record.

BLACK OUT OCCURRED: 2:20-2:27 PM.

@Baldric

Is there anything we can examine here, or should we move on?

http://i.imgur.com/jT7M1kG.jpg
BlueCel: DON’T LEAVE ME! I still have tons to tell you!

Kahi: Hmm… (What else shall I ask?)

@Baldric

Was there any security footage for the event?

http://i.imgur.com/4enBEap.jpg
BlueCel: I wish I could show you, but alas, the prosecution has it.

@Mrblackpants

could they have been zipping a bag closed?

http://i.imgur.com/gpXqX5R.jpg
BlueCel: I doubt it. MiruDeMask is known for using a bag, not any type of back-back or purse. At least as far as I know. We DID find wiring above the displays, however, which the police presumed belonged to MiruDeMask.

@Baldric

Wiring for what? that is a little vague

http://i.imgur.com/8CM2Pri.jpg
BlueCel: Well it’s obvious he probably would have never gotten past any guards, so he probably dropped in from the ceiling to take the set!

@Mrblackpants

Is the mask of earth still attached to the display stand?

BlueCel: I fail to see how that is important. It isn’t there either.

@Baldric

If Miru*DeMask had wiring strung up, why did he not take it back when he escaped?

http://i.imgur.com/jT7M1kG.jpg
BlueCel: Don’t ask me! I’m not a thief! I don’t know how that works! Look, i’ve been losing sleep to this, okay?

Kahi: But you haven’t even left work yet…

BlueCel: Well, then, I am GOING to lose sleep! How’s that?

Kahi: Was there anyone ELSE at the scene of the crime who could have stolen the set?

http://i.imgur.com/8CM2Pri.jpg
BlueCel: Not that I know of, however I DID run into that Risebell guy before the sets were stolen. He was right in this room, too. Maybe you should go ask him. Almost everyone knows Risebell.

Kahi: (I wish I hadn’t, trust me.)

Var: What else do you know about the crime?

http://i.imgur.com/gpXqX5R.jpg
BlueCel: I do know that the security here got a threat from Mask*DeMask that he was going to steal one of the sets during the expo.

@Baldric

When was this threat?

http://i.imgur.com/4enBEap.jpg
BlueCel: Just last night. But the expo thought it was just some kid messing around. We should have known better than to not listen to the warning.

@Baldric

Was there a calling card or something else he sent?

Kahi: Do you still have this calling card?

BlueCel: Yes. Here, you can have it.

Received calling card from BlueCel

@Mrblackpants

Did any pieces fall off of anything?

BlueCel: Not that I know of.

@Baldric

Oh, right. Shall we see Risebell then or is there more info here?

Sounds like a good idea to go over to him.

~~
Risebell’s Office
February 16th
3:23 PM

Var: Do you HAVE to walk everywhere, Kahi?

Kahi: I parked my car in the ONLY free parking spot around these parts. I’m not going to risk losing it.

http://i.imgur.com/HN2M901.jpg
Risebell: Well hello Plebeians. Hmhm, I heard you’re going to be defending Mesonak for stealing Quake Beast?

@Baldric

That’s right Mr. Risebell, is there any information you can give us?

http://i.imgur.com/QLRlQ95.jpg
Risebell: WELL, if you wanted to know I have been investigating each and every thing he has stolen and have only once claimed back something he stole.

@Baldric

Claimed back something he stole? He’s never be caught before?

http://i.imgur.com/3cDCRbV.jpg
Risebell: He’s uncatchable I tell you! He’s crafty, and he has the authority of the TTV Message Boards on his side!

@White_Rainbow

What did you recover, and how?

http://i.imgur.com/LjrngER.jpg
Risebell: It was the prized VNOG Mask of Life. He managed to steal it from the Ko-Koro NSA. I eventually got it back and returned it to Ko-koro for their safe keeping.

Var: So then what else has Meso stolen?

Risebell: Leaks, mostly. Lots and lots of leaks. Umarak leaks, 2015 leaks, 2016 leaks. Leaky leaks. You know the drift.

@Mrblackpants

We were told you had security footage

Risebell: WHAT? Who told you-

http://i.imgur.com/3cDCRbV.jpg
Risebell: Er… I mean, I don’t know what you’re talking about!

@Baldric

Mr. Risebell, what did you catch on that footage?

http://i.imgur.com/3cDCRbV.jpg
Risebell: I don’t have any footage! No sir! It’s back at the Prosecutor’s office!

@GIF.Man.Ben

You sure are acting weird Mr.Risebell.

http://i.imgur.com/QLRlQ95.jpg
Risebell: I prefer the term “expressive.”

@Mrblackpants

How do your sunglasses stay on?

http://i.imgur.com/HN2M901.jpg
Risebell: They’re naturally attached to me, so it takes quite a lot of force to get them off.

@Baldric

What do you know about the stolen set?

http://i.imgur.com/HN2M901.jpg
Risebell: I most certainly DON’T have it, that’s for sure.

@Baldric

I’m not calling you the thief, but you did not answer the question. What DO you know about the stolen set?

http://i.imgur.com/LjrngER.jpg
Risebell: It’s purple, and has this bizarre sideways gear function. It’s rigid to the touch. It has that awful eye-stalk again, and it’s pretty terrible. Anyone could tell you that set just sucks. It also has at least more than 50 pieces.

@Mrblackpants

How do you know what it feels like? That means you had to have touched it at one point.

http://i.imgur.com/DtDmWIk.jpg
Risebell: GAH! So maybe I have!

Kahi: You stole some of the evidence from the crime scene, didn’t you?

http://i.imgur.com/3cDCRbV.jpg
Risebell: What? I didn’t STEAL it. I got there fair and square before anyone else. I fail to see how that’s stealing evidence.

Kahi: How do we know you’re not tampering with evidence?

http://i.imgur.com/01ZuGLC.jpg
Risebell: How do I know you’re not here to tamper with it? I could give a report saying you came by to forge evidence while I was gone and have ME submit it to the court record.

Var: Except that wouldn’t happen because I’m a prosecutor. Stop trying to be smart, Rise. You’re failing miserably.

http://i.imgur.com/3cDCRbV.jpg
Risebell: ME? Fail? Those words do not ever go together!

@Baldric

What was taken from the crime scene Risebell!

http://i.imgur.com/3cDCRbV.jpg
Risebell: I’ll never tell you!

@Mrblackpants

Makes me think you aren’t as innocent as you say you are

http://i.imgur.com/HN2M901.jpg
Risebell: Well, then I can kick you out of my office! What do you think of that?

Var: And I can ban you, what do you think of that?

http://i.imgur.com/QLRlQ95.jpg
Risebell: Hmph. This site sucks anyways. It’s not like it used to be. It used to be grand, amazing. But then it became too big and everyone started sucking.

Kahi: Whatever Rise. Now then, let’s see some of that evidence.

Risebell: Hmm. I dunno, I don’t think I want to now. You’re being mean.

Var: And your ego is way too big for us to enjoy.

http://i.imgur.com/01ZuGLC.jpg
Risebell: Whatever. I need to leave anyways. Goodbye. But don’t go snooping around my office!

@Triple

Totally gonna do that.

Kahi: Alright, let’s see what I can investigate in this office.

@Baldric

Check the envelope first.

Var: Look at this. Risebell apparently had guard duty only on the day of the theft and during the time of the black out. Looks like he clocked out the minute after the blackout.

Kahi: That’s rather suspicious!

Var: Indeed it is. Let’s add it into our evidence.

@Mrblackpants

oh, check that closet as well.

Kahi: Nothing important in there.

@Triple

Check the black man-bag on the desk.

Kahi: What is this? There’s… A GUN IN HERE?

Kahi: And it is missing two bullets.

@Mrblackpants

Have there been any shootings recently?

Var: Not that I know of. This is quite peculiar.

@Mrblackpants

The hat?

Kahi: It’s a fine hat, isn’t it?

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/optimized/3X/f/d/fd6f899c97903d4f099ad99c1c6db77ab392f654_1_690x413.jpg

Var: There has to be something else around here.

@Triple

Quake Beast is hiding among the desk chair legs.

Kahi: Oh my. What is this? The Quake Beast set! He found the set!

Var: Don’t touch it without gloves. You don’t want evidence stacking up behind you.

Kahi: Right. I’ll, uh, take some of these latex gloves from his counter behind us.

Kahi grabs the Quake Beast set. Adds it into evidence.

http://i.imgur.com/01ZuGLC.jpg

Risebell: HEY! I told you no snooping around! Get out of my office! I don’t want you looking around here!

Kahi: Woah woah. Okay. We’ll get out of your office. Sheesh!

Kahi exits Risebell’s office before he can check anything else.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Let’s go to court, and sue that son of a gun.

Var: Oh please, Kahi. You would never be able to do that successfully. You’re a bit too lazy for that.

Kahi: I guess you’re right.

@Baldric

Should we grill Meso for more details?

Detention Center
February 16th
4:00PM

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Mesonak: What are you doing here again, Kahi?

@Baldric

Sorry Meso, but we need details about the day of the murder.

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Mesonak: MURDER? What murder? I didn’t kill anyone!

@Baldric

Sorry, theft! (Why did you have murder on your mind Kahi?)

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Mesonak: Well stop freaking me out, bro! That isn’t cool!

@Mrblackpants

We found Quake beast

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Mesonak: Oh, cool I guess. It was still at the crime scene, right?

@Baldric

Not quite, we found it at Risebell’s place.

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Mesonak: What was it doing at that scrubby place?

@Baldric

We’re not quite sure, but that’s why we need some info Meso. If you did steal quake beast, what else happened at the theft?

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Mesonak: It’s unclear, really. All I remember is that I totally got rekt’d by some guy as I was escaping the scene, then I got up and ran for the nearest exit. I dropped Quake Beast, too.

@Baldric

What did you do next?

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Mesonak: I won’t say. It will just lead to you not believing me further…

@Mrblackpants

What is quake beast’s texture?

Mesonak: Kinda rough, I guess. I had gloves on so I didn’t feel it very well.

@Baldric

Was there a blackout pr-chance when you went to the convention?

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Mesonak: Yes, okay? That made it easier to steal Quake Beast.

Var: Still think he’s delusional.

@Mrblackpants

Do you know who caused the blackout, did you cause it?

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Mesonak: Maybe, maybe not…

@Mrblackpants

Can you please give us an answer?

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Mesonak: Why? That would spoil the surprise!

@Lord_Tuma

What surprise? Meso, your life is on the line here!

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Meso: But that’s what makes it so fun!

@Lord_Tuma

You caused the blackout, didn’t you, Meso?

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Meso: I can’t say that with absolute certainty.

@Baldric

Meso, why do you think you are Miru*DeMask?

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Mesonak: Do you NOT see this costume I am wearing?

@White_Rainbow

Some stuff is missing, it is not 100% accurate to Miru*DeMask’s outfit from what we have picked up.

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Mesonak: AH! Now you are kinda catching on.

@Baldric

Meso, where is the broach on the costume?

Meso: I don’t know where it went.

@Baldric

Alright then, did you see or setup some wiring above the sets?

Meso: Yep. I was the one who set it up!

@Leoxandar

I’m tired of this. Let’s take Meso to the torture chamber.

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg

Mesonak: NO PLEASE! Don’t hurt me! I’m just being Mesonak!

Guard: Alright, time is up, Kahi. Now get out of here.

Kahi: I’m going to get you out of this, Mesonak.

Kahi: (The trial is tomorrow. Hopefully the Prosecution has the evidence I need. I have a good feeling I know who stole the set, too.)

[Chronicler]

New York Court House
February 17th
10:00 AM

Kahi: Oh man, it’s early. Way too early for me. Var and Prpl went back to the hotel, and I am stuck here having to defend Mesonak all alone. Oh, woe is me.

Mesonak: I’m going to be OK, right?

@Mrblackpants

Maybe.You don’t give me a straight answer I don’t give you one

Mesonak: Kahi, I would have thought you knew me well enough to know I like to keep things as surprise. Besides, you have defended me before. You can do it.

@Baldric

except for the fact that I’m waiting for a miracle just about now.

Mesonak: The miracle never happen, if you understand that reference.

@Baldric

Psyche, why would I need a miracle! Though this case is gonna be a tough nut to crack.

Mesonak: That’s the spirit!

@Triple

Got anything you want to tell me before we head in?

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/c/0/c0eb4557c0ac63db3522ff33ea5171d1d3dcfb9a.jpg
Mesonak: So, um… I actually did do it. Is that not too hard to understand? I stole Quake Beast.

Kahi: You did? How come it was in Risebell’s office then?

Mesonak: It was? Wow just wow. He stole my set from me.

@Mrblackpants

Is someone forcing you to accept guilt?

Mesonak: NO, Kahi! You don’t understand the full circumstances of this! Even I don’t! Something strange happened with that Risebell guy that night. And I’m afraid he’s gonna rig the case. You got to help me with this!

@Baldric

(I don’t think Meso’s lying about this) You really make my life Karzahnii trying to get you an acquittal sometimes.

Mesonak: So your still gonna make me not guilty. Alright, fine. I trust you on this, Kahi.

Bailiff: ALRIGHT, scrubs. Time to get inside that courtroom.

District Courtroom #2
February 17th
10:10 PM

#BANG BANG

http://i.imgur.com/EGlBI1J.jpg

Venom: Order, order in the court! Alright, scrubs. Today we’re going to be focusing on the trial for Miru*DeMask on his theft for stealing the prized Quake Beast set. Is the Prosecution ready?

http://i.imgur.com/2E1IFzh.jpg
Eljay: More than ready, Your Honor. Although, I would like to tell the defense something?

Venom: What is that?

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Kahi, I hope you do know our little “penalty” system from last time is still in effect. I went easy on you last time, but now I’m not going to be so easy on you. I’m going to make sure this is a fair trial with the right outcome. Do you understand that?

@Mrblackpants

Yes. We understand.

http://i.imgur.com/PNFsjkg.jpg
Kahi: Understood.

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Good. Then we shall proceed.

http://i.imgur.com/EGlBI1J.jpg
Venom: Alright, is the defense ready?

@Triple

The defense is ready your honor.

Venom: Alright, then.

Venom: Let us begin the trial of the State of New York vs. Mesonak.

http://i.imgur.com/EGlBI1J.jpg
Venom: Then we shall bring up our first witness.

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: I call to bring up Miru*DeMask, or should I say… Mesonak.

Courtroom has some chatter.

http://i.imgur.com/yOKgbnN.jpg
Kahi: (Oh great… He’s going to try and convict him HERE and right now. This does not look good.)

http://i.imgur.com/5Ufa2EF.jpg
Mesonak: Marde Gras!

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Yes yes, now “Miru*DeMask” or whatever you call yourself, state your name and occupation.

http://i.imgur.com/jr9jIL9.jpg
Mesonak: Name’s Mesonak. I’m a member of the TTV Podcast, so everyone can get REKT’D because I have special privilege.

http://i.imgur.com/2E1IFzh.jpg
Eljay: Hmm… I see. Now, then. Shall we get to the-

http://i.imgur.com/gUOvKqA.jpg
Mesonak: WAIT. I need to tell everyone this before the testimony begins. I AM GUILTY! I CAN SAY THAT WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY!

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Oh? So you admit your guilt right here and now?

@Baldric

There is little to no evidence supporting that yet witness! Give your testimony first.

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: As the defense, I can speak for Mesonak and say he is NOT thinking straight right now. He’s afraid.

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: That’s funny, because he seems pretty sane to me.

@Baldric

Where is the evidence to support Meso’s psyche is not rattled Eljay?

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: I suppose you could take into account the lack of evidence. Whatever. I’ll just convict him the normal way. Let’s proceed with that testimony, Meso. And don’t waste our time going any… alternate routes.

http://i.imgur.com/T7rsiuX.jpg
Mesonak: So maybe I did steal Quake Beast. So what? I bet you don’t have a speck of evidence. So take that, scrubs!
So yeah, I didn’t steal Quake Beast. No siree, I did not! I didn’t drop much either when the black-out occurred. I was just there to see the sets, lol. Quake Beast was legit. So was Umarekt’d. So, I hope you scrubs have a nice day. Because as Kahi said, I’m not guilty. If you can believe that with absolute certainty.

#Court Record
-Attorney Badge: Tells people I am an attorney.

-Black Out Records: 2:20-2:27 PM.

-Calling Card: “You’ve been rekt’d, scrubs! This set was stolen by the grand Miru*DeMask, AKA Not Mesonak!”
-Quake Beast: Stolen set. Actually contains NO prints! Was found in Risebell’s office under his desk.

-Risebell’s bag: Contains a golden pistol. Has a zipper on it.

Penalties
! ! ! ! ! !

@Mrblackpants

The card says it wan’t meso.

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: The card says it was NOT Mesonak!

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: So what? I could write on a card that I’m not Eljay. Penalty, please!

@Baldric

You didn’t drop much? Could you please elaborate?

http://i.imgur.com/Z4ZJRbN.jpg
Mesonak: When it went dark I decided to escape the scene. I dropped a few things, namely a bag and my little button thing on my coat, whatever that is called. I can say that with absolute certainty.

@Baldric

What sort of bag was it exactly?

http://i.imgur.com/5Ufa2EF.jpg
Mesonak: It was basically a sheet, something you use for you bedding which I fitted to properly fit as a bag. I usually keep the leaks and sets I steal in there. Especially Quake Beast.

@Baldric

But you didn’t have Quake beast Meso. It was found somewhere else!

http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg
Kahi: Hold it right there, Mesonak. That doesn’t add up. You said you STOLE Quake Beast, but that simply isn’t true.

http://i.imgur.com/Z4ZJRbN.jpg
Meso: Pardon?

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: It’s impossible that you stole Quake Beast! Someone else had it!

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Proof?

@Mrblackpants

Pull out qb?

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: It’s stunning what you can do with investigation, because this QUAKE BEAST was found in Detective Risebell’s house!

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Pff. Please. That’s not proof that Mesonak didn’t STEAL it.

@Mrblackpants

Why would he steal it, then break into risebell’s room and place it under his chair?

http://i.imgur.com/F9aFCPC.jpg
Eljay: Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves, otherwise a penalty is in order. It’s simple, Kahi. All we need to do is apply fine logic. Sure, it may have been at Risebell’s house, but that doesn’t prove Mesonak still didn’t do the act of STEALING it!

http://i.imgur.com/yOKgbnN.jpg
Kahi: Uh… What?

Eljay: Meso could have easily stolen the set and Risebell took it from him so he could return it back to us. In fact, I got an angry message from him this morning that YOU, Kahi, swiped his evidence.

http://i.imgur.com/vUuc2Re.jpg
Eljay: DO I NEED TO PRESS CHARGES UNTO YOU?

@Mrblackpants

Risebell stole the evidence first?

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Let’s see some proof first, before you accuse anyone.

@Triple

There are no prints on it. That should be enough.

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Except it really isn’t. Think about it. Look at Mr. Mesonak. What is he wearing? White gloves. What did Risebell wear? White gloves. Of course there isn’t prints. But regardless this doesn’t mean we need to already say Meso is not guilty. Lack of evidence thereof will not help this time, Kahi.

@TBT_Emerald

Also bring out the clock out card and blackout times. That shows some suspicious activity on Risebell’s part.

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: I’m gonna stop you right there. We’re NOT going to go way too ahead of ourselves this time. I’m going to penalize you if you try to do that again. Regardless, you are right. Suspicion is not for us to convict upon. However, I’m not convicting Mesonak right now. I’m showing the hole in your argument. Please, continue to cross-examine.

@Baldric

Meso, what makes you think we have no evidence against you?

http://i.imgur.com/gUOvKqA.jpg
Mesonak: Because you have GOT to know that I actually did it! I set up the pully to steal the sets, and went down during the blackout to steal the set! I did that! Risebell didn’t do it!

@Baldric

Where is the proof of this crime Meso?

http://i.imgur.com/5Ufa2EF.jpg
Mesonak: I’m sure Eljay could provide some more evidence if he needs to.

http://i.imgur.com/2E1IFzh.jpg
Eljay: I would gladly do so.

http://i.imgur.com/B9uz7BM.jpg

Eljay: I have some more right here.

Eljay: This broach confirms Mesonak being there at the scene of the time and contains his fingerprints. IN ADDITION, he has confirmed that this was indeed his.

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0769/2975/products/red_pin_01be900e-b2b4-4bf7-aac5-8130636ad917_1024x1024.png?v=1446063679
Eljay: This red pin had Meso’s fingerprints and was found at the exit. We confirmed that it belonged to Quake Beast.

@TBT_Emerald

Why would the broach and the axle have fingerprits, but not QB? I thought you said Meso was wearing gloves.

http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg

Kahi: This makes no sense. How can Quake Beast NOT have fingerprints but the Red Pin and Broach do?

http://i.imgur.com/gUOvKqA.jpg
Meso: Eljay is wrong! The red pin belonged to me! It’s my symbol of me being at the scene to steal something! Kinda like how some criminals leave a quarter at the scene of a crime! I prepared it the day prior with my bare hands, along with the broach!

@TBT_Emerald

But it is confirmed to be from QB, who you had no access to before you supposedly stole it.

http://i.imgur.com/gUOvKqA.jpg
Meso: No, only Eljay confirmed it! His evidence is wack! It was my symbol to show I had been there! It was used to spite Eljay!

@TBT_Emerald

Didn’t Eljay have this checked out by the police?

http://i.imgur.com/gUOvKqA.jpg
Mesonak: I don’t care! Eljay’s team has been proven to fail before! It’s my calling symbol!

@TBT_Emerald

Ask if Meso recognizes Rise’s bag.

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: Meso, do you recognize this bag?

http://i.imgur.com/6OprcPE.jpg
Mesonak: … Perhaps.

Kahi: What? You’ve seen this bag?

Mesonak: Yes, I have.

@TBT_Emerald

“When and where did you see it?”

http://i.imgur.com/gUOvKqA.jpg
Mesonak: I saw it on the ground next to the display, okay?

@TBT_Emerald

Can he tell us who’s it is?

http://i.imgur.com/6OprcPE.jpg
Mesonak: Unfortunately no.

@Baldric

If this bag was already at the crime scene I have reason to suspect another of stealing the set.

http://i.imgur.com/gUOvKqA.jpg
Mesonak: NO! Don’t think that way! I stole the set! You gotta believe me!

@TBT_Emerald

Is it true that you have been threatened into pleading guilty? Possibly by the owner of this bag?

http://i.imgur.com/5Ufa2EF.jpg
Mesonak: I’m going to be stern with you. No, I was not threatened. I’m doing this because I know better NOT to convict myself was not guilty.

@TBT_Emerald

Going back to the fingerprints issue, ask Eljay how thorough is investigation was.

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Very thorough.

http://i.imgur.com/WpkmxyE.jpg
Venom: I’m getting bored of this conversation. Can we, like, move onto the next witness? All this has established is that we don’t know the actual person who did it.

http://i.imgur.com/F9aFCPC.jpg
Eljay: Be my guest your honor.

[Chronicler]

http://i.imgur.com/2E1IFzh.jpg
Eljay: The prosecution calls Mrs. White Rainbow up to the stand, if she may.

http://i.imgur.com/ZOIXXmJ.jpg
BlueCel: You can call me BlueCel, if you’re lazy enough.

http://i.imgur.com/nviR25N.jpg
Kahi: (I’m certainly lazy enough.)

Eljay: Name and Occupation.

BlueCel: Do we really need to do this? Fine. White Rainbow, blah blah blah person in charge of the ToyFair BIONICLE section thing. There, happy?

Eljay: Please, give us your testimony. What did you see during the incident?

BlueCel: I saw a Miru coming down in the darkness. It was terrible! His white hand grabbed Quake Beast as fast as he could, and dropped something as he tried to get back up. It may have been the red pin. The zipping sound occurred so it must have been the pulley, and then I heard someone running. It was a minute later when I heard a loud CRACK sound. I presumed it was the pulley which broke, and the thief landed next to me. I heard grunting, and he stumbled up to get to an exit. A few minutes later the lights went back on. Quake Beast was gone!

A visualization of her testimony.

#Court Record
Mesonak: So maybe I did steal Quake Beast. So what? I bet you don’t have a speck of evidence. So take that, scrubs!
So yeah, I didn’t steal Quake Beast. No siree, I did not! I didn’t drop much either when the black-out occurred. I was just there to see the sets, lol. Quake Beast was legit. So was Umarekt’d. So, I hope you scrubs have a nice day. Because as Kahi said, I’m not guilty. If you can believe that with absolute certainty.
-Attorney Badge: Tells people I am an attorney.

-Black Out Records: 2:20-2:27 PM.

-Calling Card: “You’ve been rekt’d, scrubs! This set was stolen by the grand MiruDeMask, AKA Not Mesonak!”
-Quake Beast: Stolen set. Actually contains NO prints! Was found in Risebell’s office under his desk.

-Risebell’s bag: Contains a golden pistol. Has a zipper on it.

-Red Pin: Dropped by the thief when stealing Quake Beast. Has Meso’s fingerprints.
-Emblem: Was dropped by the supposed MiruDeMask during his escape. Has Meso’s fingerprints.

Penalties
! ! ! ! !

@Triple

Except Meso claims the red pin is his theif’s calling card, meaning he would have no reason to try and retrieve it.

http://i.imgur.com/gwgSmrv.jpg
BlueCel: Augh! Look, correct me on my assumptions all you want, I don’t know if that’s what really happened! I’m just going by what I heard and saw during the black out!

@Baldric

I would like to ask how you saw the Miru. Was it not completely dark?

http://i.imgur.com/Okl5WwB.jpg
BlueCel: I managed to get glimpses of them when someone’s cell-phone began to ring in the hysteria. That shined some light.

@Triple

Care to elaborate?

http://i.imgur.com/NzGjH5E.jpg
BlueCel: Honestly I am confused as well. I presume the running probably came from someone else at the scene. I wouldn’t know who.

@Baldric

Wait, you said a cellphone dropped in the panic, was there a phone at the crime scene?

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: No there was not. Whoever had it probably left the scene with it. It’s off of our tracks now.

@Mrblackpants

Do we know what caused the power outage?

http://i.imgur.com/ZOIXXmJ.jpg
BlueCel: It definitely wasn’t natural, that’s for sure. Someone had to have interfered with the power. If it was natural the emergency one would have kicked in.

@Leoxandar

Could the zipping have been a bag instead of pulleys?

BlueCel: Perhaps. What does that have to do with the case?

@Baldric

The bag contained a gun, which I believe could have been the crack you heard.

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves, shall we not? I would be glad to penalize you again.

@Triple

Present the bag and ask if she saw it at the scene.

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: I’m wondering if you saw THIS bag at the scene.

http://i.imgur.com/ZOIXXmJ.jpg
BlueCel: It actually does look familiar. I think someone set it under the table or something where the sets were.

@Baldric

Someone? Could you elaborat a little?

http://i.imgur.com/Okl5WwB.jpg
BlueCel: I never saw someone put it under the table. I was elsewhere. When I came back before the power outage it was there. It looked awfully suspicious.

@Baldric

Alright, did anyone else have close access to the sets other than you?

http://i.imgur.com/Okl5WwB.jpg
BlueCel: I DO know that Risebell was there for security duty, since we got the warning for Miru*DeMask showing up there. There was someone else there at the scene, but we haven’t seen him since.

@Baldric

Who was this other person?

http://i.imgur.com/ZOIXXmJ.jpg
BlueCel: A former moderator by the name of Nyran. You ought to have heard of him. I think he’s still there on duty.

@Mrblackpants

Who fixed the sets after they fell over?

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: That’s off topic, really. It doesn’t help us determine the case. A penalty for you.

(Lost one !)

@Baldric

Yea I’ve heard of him. Was he on security detail?

http://i.imgur.com/ZOIXXmJ.jpg
BlueCel: Yep, he was. Along with Risebell.

@Baldric

So where was Nyran when the theft happened

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/3/7/37198e41be2d7c9dbab53ac984523a32efc663fd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: This discussion is going off topic. Another penalty!

(Lost one !)

http://i.imgur.com/WpkmxyE.jpg
Venom: You’d best be careful, Kahi. Three more penalties and Mesonak is declared guilty!

@Baldric

Why did you think the pulley broke Blue?

http://i.imgur.com/ZOIXXmJ.jpg
BlueCel: Maybe Mesonak was just too heavy.

Meso: Hey! Are you calling me fat?

http://i.imgur.com/WpkmxyE.jpg
Venom: Enough. The witness will refrain from throwing insults.

BlueCel: That’s not what I intended but OK.

@Baldric

So it was Miru*DeMask who landed next to you?

http://i.imgur.com/Okl5WwB.jpg
BlueCel: I can say that with absolute certainty.

@Mrblackpants

How do you know it was him if the lights were out?

http://i.imgur.com/gwgSmrv.jpg
BlueCel: Because I heard someone above me and they suddenly fell. The person above me I saw was wearing the Miru. That’s how I know!

@Baldric

How are you sure the zipping sound was the pulley?

http://i.imgur.com/Okl5WwB.jpg
BlueCel: Now THAT I cannot say with absolute certainty. There could have been that bag, the pullies, someone’s trousers. Anything, really.

@Baldric

What about that crack you heard, did it sound like a snap or something else?

http://i.imgur.com/ZOIXXmJ.jpg
BlueCel: It’s hard to describe, which is why I said it was a crack sound. It wasn’t high pitched by any means, but it was loud.

@Baldric

You said you heard running, which way did it come from if you can clarify?

http://i.imgur.com/NzGjH5E.jpg
BlueCel: It was very dark. I couldn’t tell where they ran to.

@Baldric

I’m a little stumped here. We already presented the bag and nothing seems unusual so far to me.

http://i.imgur.com/F9aFCPC.jpg
Eljay: What else am I to say? Everything points to your Mesonak friend being the thief. What do you want to do about it? Cry?

@Baldric

What unnatural event caused the blackout?

http://i.imgur.com/Okl5WwB.jpg
BlueCel: We’re thinking someone cut the wiring, but it’s still being investigated.

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg

Eljay: Alright, I think we’ve heard quite enough from this witness. All we’ve established is possibly 2 people were there at the scene of the crime! Shall we move onto our last, most crucial witness?

http://i.imgur.com/2E1IFzh.jpg
Eljay: The Prosecution calls up our final witness, Detective Risebell.

http://i.imgur.com/mR3FCeq.jpg
Risebell: Hello, plebeians. Actually, no. None of you deserve a welcome unless you’re my old friends.

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: State your name and occupation.

http://i.imgur.com/wWnwxBX.jpg
Risebell: I’ll tell you more than that. I can tell you why I’m the best person in existence-

http://i.imgur.com/WpkmxyE.jpg
Venom: Your name and occupation will do, Risebell. Anything other than that and you’ll be kicked out of here.

http://i.imgur.com/QJceQTR.jpg
Risebell: Oho, I wouldn’t want that. No sir, not one bit.

http://i.imgur.com/yOKgbnN.jpg
Kahi: (I kinda do.)

@Baldric

Tell the court what you saw on the day of the crime please, and keep it to just the facts.

Risebell: Yeah yeah sure. Name’s Risebell. I’m a detective who’s been tracking down Miru*DeMask’s movements for a while now.

Eljay: Give us your testimony.

Risebell: Sure, why not.

http://i.imgur.com/gQU01Zc.jpg
Risebell: I was assigned guard duty at 1:00 PM and stayed there until 2:28. During that time I was waiting for MiruDeMask to make his move! I knew he would be there. He gave us his calling card. Suddenly, around 2:20, the lights went blank! I knew MiruDeMask had to be there, so I ran toward the sets. Unfortunately, I was too late. Miru*DeMask ran from the scene once he fell and I managed to snag his mask. Then the lights turned back on.

#Court Record
Risebell: I was assigned guard duty at 1:00 PM and stayed there until 2:28. During that time I was waiting for MiruDeMask to make his move! I knew he would be there. He gave us his calling card. Suddenly, around 2:20, the lights went blank! I knew MiruDeMask had to be there, so I ran toward the sets. Unfortunately, I was too late. MiruDeMask ran from the scene once he fell and I managed to snag his mask. Then the lights turned back on.
-Attorney Badge: Tells people I am an attorney.

-Black Out Records: 2:20-2:27 PM.

-Calling Card: “You’ve been rekt’d, scrubs! This set was stolen by the grand MiruDeMask, AKA Not Mesonak!”
-Quake Beast: Stolen set. Actually contains NO prints! Was found in Risebell’s office under his desk.

-Risebell’s bag: Contains a golden pistol. Has a zipper on it.

-Red Pin: Dropped by the thief when stealing Quake Beast. Has Meso’s fingerprints.

-Emblem: Was dropped by the supposed Miru*DeMask during his escape. Has Meso’s fingerprints.
-Risebell’s assigned guard duty hours: 1:00-3:00 PM. Clock in and out: 1:00-2:28

-Miru: A copy of Eljay’s Miru which was found on Mesonak after the scene of the crime. No fingerprints.

Penalties
! ! !

@Baldric

I must ask, why did you leave your post early?

http://i.imgur.com/mR3FCeq.jpg
Risebell: You must be either deaf or stupid. I was chasing Miru*DeMask. He stole the set, after all!

@Mrblackpants

How could you chase him if the lights were out? You wouldn’t have been able to see him!

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: Ok, this is the BIGGEST lie I have heard all day! How could you have chased after Miru*DeMask if it was dark?

http://i.imgur.com/tuAjReN.png
Kahi: ESPECIALLY IF YOU WERE WEARING YOUR FAMOUS AVIATORS?

http://i.imgur.com/3HTZfhC.jpg
Risebell: AUGH!
http://i.imgur.com/txMGWso.jpg
Risebell: Er, ugh… Technicalities. That is all I will say on this matter…

@Mrblackpants

You’re just trying to avoid the answer

http://i.imgur.com/AWp9m2U.jpg
Risebell: Oh yeah? Well you’re just trying to accuse ME of stealing the set when I did nothing of the kind!

http://i.imgur.com/mR3FCeq.jpg
Risebell: Your Honor, Kahi is trying to lead the court!

@Baldric

Wait you honor, there is a contradiction in the witnesses last statement. The Miru presented as evidence states that Meso was wearing the Miru when it was found.

http://i.imgur.com/nviR25N.jpg
Kahi: This evidence contradicts what Risebell just said! He said he got the mask AFTER Mesonak dropped it…

http://i.imgur.com/tuAjReN.png
Kahi: But the Court Record says it was on Mesonak when the mask was retrieved!

http://i.imgur.com/3HTZfhC.jpg
Risebell: EEEK!

@Baldric

So, did you really catch up to the thief, or is that a lie?

http://i.imgur.com/txMGWso.jpg

Risebell: That was a mistake on my part… I seem to have mix-matched the evidence with my testimony. Regardless, I did catch up to the thief, but I DID manage to snag his broach!

@Triple

The calling card in the evidence is written in the context of as if MiruDeMask already stole the set but you stated you knew he would be there because of the card.

http://i.imgur.com/txMGWso.jpg
Risebell: Ergh… Sure. Let’s go with that…

@Mrblackpants

You seem nervous, are you sure you are telling the complete truth?

http://i.imgur.com/AWp9m2U.jpg
Risebell: I’m fine! But you… You look suspicious! Maybe YOU were an accomplice! That’s why you’re helping Meso!

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Shut up Rise. That doesn’t even make sense.

@Triple

A calling card is left at the scene of the crime, you would you have gotten it before it?

http://i.imgur.com/QJceQTR.jpg
Risebell: YES! I would have! But you MUST remember that Mrs. White Rainbow said she also got a calling card before! So don’t blame me for planting evidence!

@Baldric

Not quite, Risebell, how were you able to catch up with the thief?

http://i.imgur.com/mR3FCeq.jpg
Risebell: After he fell, he got up quickly and ran. I chased after him, of course. Eventually I lost him outside but again, snagged his broach.

@Baldric

How were you able to see him though? As I recall, there was a blackout, and sound alone would have been ineffective in a chase through the exhibit.

http://i.imgur.com/mR3FCeq.jpg
Risebell: Uh, because I’m better than everyone else, duh! Nobody but me can rely on sound to get places. I’m practically DAREDEVIL.

@Baldric

If you didn’t see it happen, how did you know where M*DeMask was?

http://i.imgur.com/SwAZd7h.jpg
Kahi: You just backed yourself into a corner, Risebell!

http://i.imgur.com/txMGWso.jpg
Risebell: What?

http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg
Kahi: It’s funny, because you said you CHASED Mesonak in pitch-dark, and how you even managed to pull that off is bizarre to me. However, here’s one thing you forgot:

http://i.imgur.com/tuAjReN.png
Kahi: YOU STATED YOU WITNESSED MIRU*DEMASK FALLING!

Risebell: URK!

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: And yet now you say you didn’t? Which one is it? Were you even THERE during the time of the crime?

http://i.imgur.com/qfoM2fB.jpg
Risebell: I, er… UGH… NO! I can’t end like this!

@Baldric

Now tell me, what exactly did you witness at the time of the crime Mr. Risebell!

http://i.imgur.com/qfoM2fB.jpg
Risebell: …

http://i.imgur.com/3wQ44QO.jpg
Risebell: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHahahAHAhAAhaAhAhAHA!

http://i.imgur.com/0ZTK42E.jpg
Risebell: LOOK AT ME! The tragic clown! Woe is me! OK, enough of these questions! I will tell you all! It was me! I stole the set! I didn’t witness SOMEONE stealing the set. I stole it!

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Now hold on there, you can’t just say that without definitive proof!

http://i.imgur.com/0ZTK42E.jpg
Risebell: What else is there for me to do? Keep going on with this game? Oh Kahi, you tell him. Tell him how I am the thief!

@Baldric

We found the QB set at Risebell’s place Eljay.

http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg
Kahi: So here is how it works: The “zipping” BlueCel had heard was actually RISEBELL’s bag, which was confirmed to be at the scene of the crime. We found it at his house. It contained a pistol, but I think he could have ALSO put Quake Beast in there. We did indeed find Quake Beast at his house.

http://i.imgur.com/B9uz7BM.jpg
Eljay: Yeah, but she also described seeing a MIRU, not Risebell’s face.

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Care to explain that?

@Baldric

Easy, Meso could have been there, but he did not steal the set.

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: Meso could have EASILY been there, but that doesn’t change the fact that RISEBELL could have stolen it! After all, there isn’t any proof that Mesonak even managed to make it out with the set. However, Risebell could have EASILY done it with his bag!

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: But he could have stolen it from Meso! Do we even know the passage of time for that?

@Baldric

To tell you the truth the only two things we have are Bluecel’s testimony and a blackout record, which was seven minutes.

http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg
Kahi: Look at the Black Out record and Risebell’s clock-in time! The black out ended around 2:27 PM, and Risebell clocked out during 2:28 PM. It’s strange, isn’t it? That Risebell would clock out RIGHT AFTER THE THEFT?

http://i.imgur.com/tuAjReN.png
Kahi: Especially since he said he was chasing after the thief!

http://i.imgur.com/vq2vfwM.jpg
Eljay: NO! No… That argument… It’s too hard to go against! But… I need to convict Mesonak guilty!

http://i.imgur.com/0ZTK42E.jpg
Risebell: Is it NOT obvious that I’m the thief! I stole Quake Beast! I even know what it feels like! Please, your honor! Do what is good for the world!

http://i.imgur.com/SwAZd7h.jpg
Kahi: I agree. Risebell HAD to be the one who stole the set. Therefore I think Mesonak is not guilty.

http://i.imgur.com/EGlBI1J.jpg
Venom: To tell you the truth, Kahi’s argument is solid, Eljay. I agree with him. Therefore, I find Mesonak to be…

http://i.imgur.com/YhHYy5g.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/LZRJNHt.jpg
Eljay: Kahi… What have you done?

District Courtroom #2
February 17th
12:30 AM

Eljay: Kahi, Kahi Kahi what did you do back there.

Kahi: I wrecked you that’s what!

Mesonak: Kahi… I tried to warn you on what would happen. You should have convicted me as guilty with less harsh charges.

Kahi: And why is that?

Eljay: Because I HAD a warrant for the arrest of Risebell for the MURDER of Nyran. However, since you gave Risebell a PROPER alibi, Mesonak is now the one charged with MURDER!

Kahi: WHAT?

Mesonak: That was the “surprise” I tried to warn you about, scrub!

Kahi: THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SO?

Mesonak: Because I thought you would figure it out.

Eljay: Anyways, I need to take Mesonak in now. You’re coming with me, Meso.

Meso and Eljay leave the scene

Kahi: Oh no… What have I done… Mesonak’s going to face harsher charges for murder! Why didn’t I suspect this?

Kahi: (Oh man I am so screwed…)

end of Part 1

[Chronicler]

#Rise of the Turnabout: Part 2 - Investigation

February 18th
New York Hotel
4:43 PM

Kahi: Gosh how am I ever going to get Meso out of this? This is all my fault. I shouldn’t have been so foolish.

http://i.imgur.com/qV28Ls8.jpg
Var: Honestly, Meso got himself wrapped into this more than you did. He stole some sets, now he has to pay the price for it.

http://i.imgur.com/6YREyWS.jpg
Prpl: Plus Meso is a scrub. He kinda deserved this.

Kahi: Yeah but I can’t just let him get charged with murder like this. He’ll be sentenced to be banned for something he DIDN’T do.

Var: Then pack up your stuff, Kahi. We need to investigate the scene of the crime.

Kahi: But how am I supposed to get Meso away from this murder charge? Risebell already was convicted of the crime he did.

http://i.imgur.com/qV28Ls8.jpg
Var: It’s simple. We just find the real perpetrator who did it.

Kahi: Right but I know who it was. It was Risebell.

Var: Then we’ll hit a double whammy, Kahi. Now stop worrying. Let’s go investigate. Prpl, you can come to tag along.

http://i.imgur.com/xXXado2.jpg
Prpl: I might as well.

February 18th
Detention Center
4:50 PM

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Mesonak: Oh hey look it’s you guys again! Look I know you’re ticked off, Kahi, but I’m going to-

Kahi: Don’t worry about it. I was the guy who was mistaken. Now I need to get you out of this mess. I’m going to be your defense attorney again.

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Mesonak: Gee I dunno. Last time you did that I got arrested for murder.

Kahi: Did you forget about that time I stopped you from getting convicted for the murder of Solek? Or when you were accused of spreading fake leaks? Please, Mesonak. This was a one-time error. It WILL NOT happen again.

Var: Plus, Meso, we pretty much have nothing to do until the end of this week, so we might as well help you out.

Meso: I guess that works out in the end.

@Mrblackpants

Where were you when the murder happened?

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg

Mesonak: That seems like an easy answer. I stole the set at New York Toyfair.

@Omega_Tahu

Do you anyone else who could of done it?

Mesonak: Well obviously Risebell. I thought that was an easy guess.

@Omega_Tahu

Risebell’s alibi checked out, so anyone else?

Var: Just because he was convicted of Mesonak’s theft doesn’t mean he can’t be convicted of another crime, Kahi.

@Omega_Tahu

So should we go visit him?

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg

Meso: Don’t leave me! I still have things to tell you!

@Mrblackpants

Stop saying that, we all know you didn’t

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg

Mesonak: Kahi, I’m being 100% certain that I stole the set. Why else would I wear this ridiculous garb?

@Omega_Tahu

What else do you have to tell us?

Kahi: So basically Risebell murdered Nyran, right?

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Meso: I can say that with ABSOLUTE certainty.

Kahi: Good good. This trial should be a breeze then.

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Meso: It had better be! And it better be a furno of objections, too!

Kahi: …

Meso: …

Kahi: Meso just stop.

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Meso: Fine.

Var: Yeah seriously, Meso. That was a terrible joke. Get a life.

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Meso: Get rekt’d, Var, you’re just jealous you couldn’t come up with better!

Var: Whatever, I’m done with this place. We won’t get any more out of him anyways. We should visit Risebell in detention. We need to learn everything he knows.

Kahi: Makes sense.

@Leoxandar

Let’s ask Meso why he’s wearing those yellow pauldrons before we leave.

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Meso: You like them? I made it especially for the persona of “Miru*DeMask.” I based it off of Eljay.

Kahi: Sounds great.

Kahi: (Looks like I have all the information I need in this place. I should visit someone else.)

@Omega_Tahu

Let’s visit Risebell

http://i.imgur.com/RTB3SZ2.jpg
Risebell: Ohoho, so you came back for more of my good looks, no?

Kahi: Shut up Risebell. We’re here to investigate. We know you actually killed Nyran.

http://i.imgur.com/s48VUYa.jpg
Risebell: Untrue. Last time I checked, I was arrested for stealing Quake Beast, not killing a man. The one you are looking for is in that other cell.

Var: No, I’m pretty sure we found who we are looking for.

Prpl: Oh boy. You mind if I help interrogate this guy?

Kahi: We’re not interrogating him, Prpl.

Prpl: Sure looks like it to me.

@Omega_Tahu

Ask him where he was during the murder.

http://i.imgur.com/RTB3SZ2.jpg

Risebell: It’s simple. I was stealing the quake beast wearing a Miru. Obviously.

@Leoxandar

Let’s interrogate him. What was his motive for stealing Quaker Beast, if he didn’t kill Nyran.

http://i.imgur.com/s48VUYa.jpg

Risebell: You tell me. YOU were the one who convicted me for the thievery. Eljay had a warrant for my arrest for killing Nyran but obviously that’s not the case now huh? I got a nice, free ticket out of that. All thanks to you!

@Leoxandar

If you’re going to be smart like that I’ll unveil my instruments of torture.

http://i.imgur.com/XCJAI56.jpg
Risebell: Is that a threat?

Kahi: Regardless, we know you did it, Risebell. Eljay had a warrant for your arrest when he came to the courtroom.

Risebell: Ah yes. Thank you for helping me deal with that. I was afraid I’d be charged easily with that murder. Woh hoh. Nope. Not on my watch.

Kahi: So that’s why you decided to take the guilt.

Risebell: Oh, was I that obvious? What a shame. At least I don’t have to deal with a suspension like that Mesonak idiot does. Boy, did you get him into a mess!

Kahi: I need the details on the murder case.

@Omega_Tahu

Like where you got the miru you wore while stealing QB

http://i.imgur.com/s48VUYa.jpg
Risebell: You have the shortest attention span in the world.

@Leoxandar

Depends on if you answer our questions.

http://i.imgur.com/XCJAI56.jpg
Risebell: Why? So you can pin them on me? No way. I’m not gonna get caught again that easily. You may be able to catch jerks like Looch and Nekchir, but I’m too good for you. Sorry, Meso’s gonna have to take that suspension.

@Omega_Tahu

Well, if you help us find the true murderer, I can lessen the jail time.

Um… You do know that isn’t how this game works right? Defense attornies can’t lessen jail time. That’s not in their jurisdiction at ALL.

@TheMoltenKing

So you did do it!! You just want mesonak to get a suspension

http://i.imgur.com/RTB3SZ2.jpg
Risebell: It’s not like you’ll be able to PROVE that I did it anyways. Now all the evidence points to Meso. Isn’t that lovely?

Kahi: No, it’s not lovely at ALL.

Risebell: That was rhetorical.

Var: Your face will be rhetorical once we’re through with you. And you’ll lose those dumb aviators too.

http://i.imgur.com/s48VUYa.jpg
Risebell: Rhyming now aren’t you?

Var: Did I mention I hate your guts, Risebell?

Kahi: Let’s leave this place. If we want incriminating evidence we’ll just have to find it ourselves.

Prpl: I’m sad I didn’t get to see a full-scale interrogation.

Var: Go down to the Mod department if you want to see that. I’ll hook you up with Scarilian.

Prpl: Sounds good to me.

February 18th
New York Toy Fair
5:30 PM

Kahi: I really hope that prosecutor’s badge works well this time, Varderan.

http://i.imgur.com/c7NKlJq.jpg
Varderan: It should work like a charm.

???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE BUSTER!

Kahi: Waj again?

http://i.imgur.com/joWrlIT.jpg
Waj: Sorry mate, can’t let you in this time around. You’re gonna have to be on Eljay’s investigative team, which you are not.

Var: I’m a prosecutor. I can come in and oversee the investigation.

http://i.imgur.com/R3uOEkV.jpg
Eljay: Not this time, Varderan. I got the Chief of the Police here investigating. He doesn’t want any prosecutors but me dealing with this crime scene. I’ll see that you go on your way out of here.

Var: But I’m your boss.

Eljay: You seem to forget that the chief of police has more power than any of us, Varderan.

http://i.imgur.com/m3jGweY.jpg
Var: Very well. Who is this chief of police here, anyways?

Eljay: He doesn’t have any time to make appointments. He’s busy.

Kahi: Ugh.

http://i.imgur.com/Z3S9utT.jpg
Eljay: Tell you what, once we are done we’ll let you investigate any remaining scraps. Meanwhile you can hang out in the backlot. Sound good?

Kahi: Seems alright to me.

February 18th
New York Toyfair Backlot
5:56 PM

http://i.imgur.com/GK2I5Rl.png
http://i.imgur.com/Jpbh0aJ.png
Kahi: I wonder what is back here.

Var: Well for one thing there’s the power outlet over there.

Kahi: Indeed. Oh hey look, a stepladder.

http://i.imgur.com/e9xU2bt.jpg
Prpl: Lol what did you just call it?

Kahi: Um… A stepladder? Why do you have a problem with that?

http://i.imgur.com/w5Xk9ky.jpg
Prpl: That’s obviously a ladder, Kahi.

Kahi: No, that’s clearly a stepladder.

http://i.imgur.com/xmBA6g5.jpg
Prpl: So? What’s the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, Kahi.

http://i.imgur.com/MxdEEWd.jpg
Var: I think this argument is stupid, so shut up Kahi.

Kahi: What did I even do wrong?

@Omega_Tahu

The opened vent at the bottom of the wall

http://i.imgur.com/GK2I5Rl.png
Kahi: I don’t think Meso would be able to fit into that.

Var: It looks like someone was trying to do something with it.

http://i.imgur.com/w5Xk9ky.jpg
Prpl: Maybe we can crawl inside!

Kahi: Let’s not and say we didn’t.

@Omega_Tahu

What is behind the painting?

Kahi: Hey Var or Prpl, I wonder if you guys could draw something like this.

Var: I probably could, given enough time. Looks like a rather simple backdrop painting.

Prpl: Too much work.

Var: Hmm… Seeing this backdrop reminds me of On Air. Say Kahi, when are you going to finish that?

Kahi: Can we not discuss this?

@TheMoltenKing

Does the bike say who’s it is?

http://i.imgur.com/w5Xk9ky.jpg
Prpl: Hey maybe we can jack this bike so we have some faster transportation around here.

Kahi: Prpl, there is only one seat on that. What are me and Var supposed to do?

Prpl: Walk I guess.

http://i.imgur.com/GK2I5Rl.png

Kahi: I guess they use this stuff for other events here at this expo.

Var: No doubt. Maybe one day, if we save enough money and get off of our lazy butts, we can afford a place like this.

Kahi and Prpl laugh.

Var: THAT WASN’T A JOKE.

@Omega_Tahu

Inspect the table. and maybe steal some food.

http://i.imgur.com/GK2I5Rl.png

Kahi: Looks like someone had a tasty meal. I wish I had food. But Prpl keeps eating it all.

Prpl: Why am I being stereotyped for eating food? Am I just the careless person or something.

http://i.imgur.com/MxdEEWd.jpg
Var: I mean, if you don’t consider staying up until 3 AM to mess around careless I don’t know what’s responsible in your eyes.

Kahi: I wonder if this has to do with the case?

Var: Probably not.

Kahi: I’m going to keep it anyways.

http://i.imgur.com/w5Xk9ky.jpg
Prpl: Kahi, defender of the law, thief of plates. Not in any way hypocritical.

Kahi: Shut up Prpl.

@Omega_Tahu

Sure let’s inspect that.

http://i.imgur.com/Jpbh0aJ.png

Kahi: Speaking of being hungry… Hey Var, think you can lend me a dollar for a pop?

http://i.imgur.com/Ybmjbbv.jpg
Var: I’m not made of MONEY you know.

http://i.imgur.com/4mFkIMV.jpg
Prpl: If you’re gonna give Kahi a dollar for pop, I’d better get some pop as well. These chips are making me thirsty.

Var: Ugh. I need to make a living, guys.

Var gives Kahi and Prpl a dollar each to buy soda.

@Omega_Tahu

Let’s buy a green apple gatorade from the vending machine.

http://i.imgur.com/mBtRTdQ.jpg

Prpl: Whatever floats your boat, Kahi.

Eljay: Alright, guys. We’re done with our investigation. You can head on inside, I suppose.

~~
February 18th
New York Toy Fair Security Room
6:34 PM

http://i.imgur.com/tnepvuv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0P6x1Dp.jpg
Kahi: Well it certainly looks like a crime scene here. Is this where Nyran was killed?

http://i.imgur.com/Xjo6JVU.jpg
Waj: Yep. We pretty much did all we needed for the scene, though. Feel free to investigate.

Kahi: Oh I will.

@Omega_Tahu

inspect the saw

~Inspects Paint~

Kahi: What’s with all these paint buckets and saw?

Waj: Probably for working on signs.

Kahi: Makes sense.

@Omega_Tahu

Inspect the bloody hand print

http://i.imgur.com/0P6x1Dp.jpg
Kahi: What are these lockers for? And what’s with the blood prints?

Waj: That blood belongs to Nyran, according to our blood tests. There must have been a struggle.

Kahi: Makes sense, since Nyran wouldn’t lose that easily to a fight.

http://i.imgur.com/Xjo6JVU.jpg
Waj: Yeah… Right in the middle of the backswing, too.

Kahi: What a strange thing.

@Omega_Tahu

Ask Waj what the police found while here.

http://i.imgur.com/IhJ58PV.jpg

Waj: Hold it right there. Sorry, but that is confidential information!

@Omega_Tahu

Inspect the open locker

Waj: Sorry, can’t let you do that either. How about something else?

@Omega_Tahu

Inspect the stuff behind the yellow tape.

http://i.imgur.com/Xjo6JVU.jpg
Waj: There is a reason that the yellow tape is there. So you can’t access it!

@Omega_Tahu

Inspect the paper on the floor and the one sticking out of the locker.

Kahi: What is this?

Waj: No idea. Maybe you should check it out.

Kahi: My gosh. It’s a blackmail note!

Waj: Ooh! I thought that was just something that just missed the garbage.

Kahi: Um… Do you mind? You’re looking over my shoulder.

http://i.imgur.com/Xjo6JVU.jpg
Waj: Sorry, sorry. Just making sure you’re supervised for this whole thing.

Kahi: I’m not going to STEAL anything.

Waj: Yeah but I’m not so sure about that Prpl Dragon lady over there…

~Inspects Loose Paper~

Kahi: What’s this?

Waj: Probably just some loose paper. Doesn’t look like it has too much information on it.

@Omega_Tahu

Who is the note from? does it say?

“You promised me secure access into getting into TTV’s inner groupings but you haven’t done it. You’re going to severely regret it.”

Kahi: And it’s from Risebell… By @yran, he must have had this on him.

Waj: So it’s a MURDER note?

Kahi: Either that or blackmail…

@Omega_Tahu

Do you have a sample of Risebell’s handwriting? if so, can you compare the two?

Waj: That note is clearly typed. We know it was from him because of the fingerprints found on it.

@Omega_Tahu

Inspect the bag next to the metal detector.

Kahi: Just a bag full of stuff.

@Omega_Tahu

The glove?..

Kahi: Hmm… These gloves sure are interesting. Perhaps they belonged to someone else… Someone like Risebell. I’ll pick both of these gloves up.

Waj: Look at that back part of the glove. It seems it’s been cleaned off.

Kahi: You’re right. This has a little bit of coagulated blood. These must have been the gloves the murderer used to killed Nyran!

Kahi takes a closer look at the gloves. Inside of them is a ton of blood.

Kahi: (In @yran’s name… There is more blood on the inside of these gloves!)

Kahi stuffs the glove inside his pocket.

Waj: Well that wraps up your investigation of the scene, at least all we’ll permit you to look into.

Kahi: Of course, of course.

February 18th
Hotel Room
7:00 PM

Kahi: Well I got my facts well situated. These pieces of evidence should do nicely for the trial. Especially this glove. I dunno, but I feel as if this is all wrapping up just nicely.

http://i.imgur.com/qV28Ls8.jpg
Var: Seeing the crime scene, there was a good amount of things that prove Risebell to be the killer. No wonder they were about to arrest him. Makes me think this will be an easier case after all.

Kahi: Knowing Eljay he has something up his sleeve.

Var: Yes but you’ve defeated him before. He may be powerful but he’s also inexperienced. You already showed that when you took down Looch with that crazy acrostic-poem testimony.

@TheMoltenKing

I am just too good

Kahi: But there is going to be SOMETHING he pulls to show me a lesson of what I’ve done.

http://i.imgur.com/6YREyWS.jpg
Prpl: Don’t worry about it, Kahi. Meanwhile I’m going to eat some of this free hotel food.

Kahi: WAIT PRPL DON’T EAT THAT-

http://i.imgur.com/vx5xgQi.jpg
Munch munch munch

Kahi: Sigh

end of Investigation Chapter

[Chronicler]

#Part 3: Trial Latter

December 9th
Courtroom Lobby
10:20 AM

Mesonak: Oh Kahi. I hope you’re ready for what is to come.

Kahi: Don’t worry, Meso. I’m sure Eljay will help me out on this… I think.

Mesonak: You’d better be right.

Var: Well, Kahi, I say good luck to you. If things go right, Meso won’t have to be convicted at all.

Kahi: I sure hope not.

Prpl: Well good luck, scrubs.

Mesonak: Kahi, there is one thing I need to tell you.

Kahi: What is that?

Mesonak: Be VERY careful in that courtroom. Risebell has something up his sleeve, I know he does.

Kahi: I’ll be able to take care of that.

Mesonak: Right but he may have some incriminating evidence against me. Plus, I don’t think you have everything you needed to win this trial.

Kahi: Well, I can’t go back and investigate now.

Mesonak: I know, I know. Kahi, just do the best you can.

Kahi: That’s what I intend to do.

Bailiff: Alright, time to let you guys in. Ready?

Kahi: Ready as always, legomaster.

February 18th
New York Court House
10:30 AM

http://i.imgur.com/EGlBI1J.jpg
Venom: Order! Order in the court! Court is now in session for the trial of Mesonak vs. The State of New York on the murder of former moderator Nyran. Is the Prosecution ready?

http://i.imgur.com/2E1IFzh.jpg
Eljay: Of course.

Venom: What about the defense?

@Leoxandar

Aye aye, yer honor.

http://i.imgur.com/PNFsjkg.jpg
Kahi: Of course. We’re still going with that penalty system this time, right?

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: You know me well enough to know I’m going to keep it. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Kahi: Makes sense.

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Wait, before we start, I want you to know this, Kahi. I don’t want you leading the court at ANY time whatsoever. If you can’t back up your claims, the double penalty will be in order.

http://i.imgur.com/yOKgbnN.jpg
Kahi: Double penalty?!

Eljay: That is correct.

http://i.imgur.com/nviR25N.jpg
Kahi: (Oh no no no… He’s going to strangle me so I can’t save Mesonak. But why this all of a sudden? Why does Eljay want me to fail?)

http://i.imgur.com/F9aFCPC.jpg
Eljay: You’re starting to get sweaty, Kahi. Do you need a towel?

@Leoxandar

No, I need victory and money.

Kahi: No no, I’m okay. (Not really…)

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Alright, then. Let us bring up our first witness, Waj. He’s going to give us the rundown on all the facts and evidence.

http://i.imgur.com/N4qr0sV.jpg
Waj: Hello, everyone.

Eljay: State your name and occupation.

http://i.imgur.com/qKjuTwC.jpg
Waj: I’m Waj, and I’m a Moderator. In justice we trust!

Eljay: Give us your testimony, why don’t you?

http://i.imgur.com/wwDtzKb.jpg
Waj: It was around 2:20-2:30 PM on February 16th when Nyran was murdered by a single gunshot to the chest by Mesonak’s umbrella gun he uses as the infamous Miru*DeMask! After he murdered Nyran in cold blood, he stuffed his body into the closet. This all took place during the blackout when Risebell was stealing the Quake Beast set.

@Leoxandar

If Nyran was shot by the umbrella gun used by Miru*DeMask, than how did he get it if Risebell was the culprit?

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg

Eljay: That’s off-topic. Penalty for you!

-2 points!

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: (Hmmm… Maybe I should ask about the details of the case first…)

http://i.imgur.com/PNFsjkg.jpg
Kahi: Can we see the autopsy report?

http://i.imgur.com/N4qr0sV.jpg
Waj: Sure.

Nyran’s Autopsy: Shot twice in the chest. Died from getting shot in the heart. Got into a struggle. Estimated death was around 2:22 PM. Died on Febuary 16th.

@Baldric

Where is this umbrella gun if I may ask detective Waj?

http://i.imgur.com/PNFsjkg.jpg
Kahi: Can we see the murder weapon?

http://i.imgur.com/4t6tv6E.jpg
Waj: Sure. Also, we found the bullet that killed Nyran. It’s right here.

Kahi: Hmm…

http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg
Kahi: This autopsy is peculiar. It showcases a struggle, Waj.

http://i.imgur.com/N4qr0sV.jpg
Waj: Indeed it does. Take a further look into it, if you want.

Kahi: Hmm… Can I see this umbrella gun?

Waj: Most certainly. As you can see, it looks like a normal umbrella, HOWEVER, this compartment can open up to reveal that it can shoot small bullets, like the one that killed Nyran.

Umbrella: Contains the fingerprints of Mesonak on the outside. However, a secret slot reveals a bullet inside the lethal umbrella. Fires only once at a time.

Bullet: Used to kill Nyran. Two of these were found at the scene, one still lodged into the chest of the victim. Interestingly, no fingerprints.

@Baldric

The autopsy states that Nyran died to two gunshot wounds, not one.

http://i.imgur.com/nviR25N.jpg
Kahi: Waj, there is a HUGE inconsistency with your testimony and this autopsy!

http://i.imgur.com/4t6tv6E.jpg
Waj: Which is?

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: The fact that Nyran took TWO bullets instead of one!

http://i.imgur.com/PwqsEpk.jpg
Waj: Oh right…

http://i.imgur.com/LZRJNHt.jpg
Eljay: WHAT? Waj, why didn’t you say that to BEGIN with?

http://i.imgur.com/H5N89wm.jpg
Waj: No idea… I must have mis-spoken.

Eljay: Whatever… The evidence is still sufficient. Carry on with the cross-examination.

@Baldric

“The closet” can you elaborate a little detective?

Waj: We found Nyran’s body sadly placed in the closet. Looks like the murderer didn’t have a lot of time.

@Mrblackpants

“Where was the closet?”

http://i.imgur.com/4t6tv6E.jpg
Waj: Behind the police tape at the crime scene.

@Gray_Hewks

What’s with the golden pistol in the bag?

http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg
Kahi: Hmm… May I suggest an alternate murder weapon? The umbrella was not the only gun at the scene of the crime.

Eljay: Continue.

http://i.imgur.com/nviR25N.jpg
Kahi: We found this gun at Risebell’s office, and it was confirmed it was his. In this bag we found a gun!

http://i.imgur.com/F9aFCPC.jpg
Eljay: So what? Can you prove it was in the bag during toyfair?

@Baldric

Why can we not recover the second bullet in Nyran’so chest?

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg

Eljay: It’s lodged way too deep, but we do know that it came from the same gun after getting an x-ray showing the size.

Eljay: As you can see, the two holes in the chest are roughly the same size.

@Baldric

Have we confirmed if the bullet came from the umbrella?

http://i.imgur.com/N4qr0sV.jpg
Waj: Indeed. The bullets came from a .35 millimeter gun. The same size used for the umbrella. The ballistics on the bullet show it came from the same umbrella you see here.

@Baldric

If this took place during the blackout, how could Meso have known where Nyran was?

Waj: It’s simple. He was in the security room during the black out.

@Baldric

Was power only cut to the showroom?

Waj: Indeed. But the power also cut the security cameras at the scene of the murder.

@Mrblackpants

How can you shoot a gun so accurately in the dark?

Waj: He didn’t. The lights were still on in the storage room.

@Gray_Hewks

What about the rubber gloves though?

http://i.imgur.com/F9aFCPC.jpg
Eljay: What about 'em? Do you want to get into off-topic discussion in this cross-examination? You will be penalized if you do.

@Baldric

Don’t you find that suspicious Eljay?

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: What I DO find suspicious is why you don’t listen to me. Penalty for you!

http://i.imgur.com/VgSS8JN.jpg
Prpl: Kahi! You need to think! There has to be a way to crack this case! Don’t try to get too far ahead of yourself! Think of the evidence. What seems off?

Kahi: Woah… You’re here Prpl?

http://i.imgur.com/HgX5pgu.jpg
Prpl: Yeah. Got bored of waiting, and since I can’t be a Mod I decided I might as well help!

@Mrblackpants

I heard there was a struggle, what happened?

Waj: Apparently it was bloody! The two gunshots caused the blood to spill out and got on Nyran’s clothes. No prints where found.

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: (Hm… Is there anything wrong with that statement?)

@Baldric

Yep, there should be Meso prints all over the body.

Waj: But remember! Our perpetrator was wearing gloves. It could not have gotten any prints on it.

@Mrblackpants

No figner prits were found but there are prints on the umbrella?

http://i.imgur.com/nviR25N.jpg
Kahi: There’s a problem with this, Waj. If our so-called Mesonak killed Nyran, why was his prints on the umbrella.

http://i.imgur.com/N4qr0sV.jpg
Waj: Simple. He prepared it beforehand without the gloves.

http://i.imgur.com/BqsGxQo.jpg
Kahi: Oh right…

http://i.imgur.com/HgX5pgu.jpg
Prpl: You’re missing something, Kahi. Not a contradiction of testimony. A contradiction in something else…

@Mrblackpants

I feel like i’m missing something really obvious, and when I find it I will feel like an idiot for not noticing it before

http://i.imgur.com/G10r2vd.jpg

Prpl: Well obviously. Think about what Waj just said:

@Chronicler

Waj: Apparently it was bloody! The two gunshots caused the blood to spill out and got on Nyran’s clothes. No prints where found.

Prpl: Does anything go against that notion?

@Triple

If it fires once how can there be two bullet in Nyran’s?

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: HOLD ON A SECOND, Waj! You have a major problem here, and it’s this:

http://i.imgur.com/tuAjReN.png
Kahi: How could the gun fire once if there were TWO bullets in his body?

http://i.imgur.com/hyEnqKT.jpg
Waj: Huh?

http://i.imgur.com/vq2vfwM.jpg
Eljay: WHAT?

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: Think about it. The gun was only fired once. That’s impossible with two bullets in the body.

http://i.imgur.com/LZRJNHt.jpg
Eljay: But… I know… Maybe they fired it twice?

http://i.imgur.com/PNFsjkg.jpg
Kahi: (I know there’s something that proves that wrong!)

@Triple

Waj: It was around 2:20-2:30 PM on February 16th when Nyran was murdered by a single gunshot to the chest by Mesonak’s umbrella gun

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg

Kahi: (But a single gunshot… That contradicts something we were already told!)

Kahi: (A struggle… When did that struggle really happen?)

@Baldric

Autopsy says two…and there is still a bullet in the chest.

Kahi: (Right! The bullet in the chest. But then Waj said there was a struggle AFTERWORDS. This doesn’t make sense. Which piece of evidence suggests this is not right?)

@Xeros610

If he died from getting shot in the heart… how could he battle afterward?

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: So the bleeding out was NOT the cause of death? It was the bullet? Then how did he get into a struggle if he died from a bullet to the heart?

http://i.imgur.com/PwqsEpk.jpg
Waj: Ooh… Maybe you’re right. But where would the wound be to make him bloody?

@PekekoaOfJungle

It kinda looks like he has a cut on his neck.

http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg
Kahi: On the neck. He would have been killed by the neck being sliced open.

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: And how would this neck wound be opened?

http://i.imgur.com/yOKgbnN.jpg
Kahi: What?

http://i.imgur.com/B9uz7BM.jpg
Eljay: There wasn’t a weapon to use that, was there? This umbrella is too dull to do it. Something had to slice open his neck. What was it, then?

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: (Hmm… Maybe I should examine some evidence. How would a slicing weapon get into Toyfair to begin with?)

@Baldric

Risebell’s bag I think?

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: I have an idea where this sharp object could come from. I’ll examine this bag. Rise took it from the crime scene!

Kahi: Aha! There’s a knife in this bag! And… It has blood on it’s other side!

Eljay: Okay. But how do we know this is one of the true weapons?

http://i.imgur.com/PNFsjkg.jpg
Kahi: You remember how this bag was found in Risebell’s office, right?

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: From the last trial you mean?

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: Indeed. I believe this knife was used to slice Nyran’s neck open.

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Hmph. But you have no blood analysis. How do we know that blood doesn’t belong to Risebell?

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: Well…

http://i.imgur.com/2E1IFzh.jpg
Eljay: I’ll send it down to the precinct. But for now, we will focus on this trial. We’ll bring that up later when it is absolutely relevant. Any other issues you want to bring up now? Maybe something you talked about earlier?

PENALTIES RESTORED!

@Baldric

If the struggle happened before the murder, shouldn’t there be prints on our supposed assailant or victim?

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: He was wearing gloves. I made sure Waj checked this time! And no, because the attacker seemed to escape before the scene was cleared. We don’t know if they have the right equipment or not.

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: Hmmm… About those gunshots, BTW. How did they both fire?

Eljay: What?

Kahi: Yes. There was only one shot heard.

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Didn’t we cover this?

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: (Did I? If we did maybe I should have expanded upon this.)

@Omega_Tahu

How is it possible that only one was heard, but two were fired? Was one muffled? Or shot at a later time, when the witness was out of earshot?

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: Eljay, how many bullets did you say could be loaded in there?

Eljay: Only one. Why do you ask?

http://i.imgur.com/PNFsjkg.jpg
Kahi: I say that’s not the case.

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: What? What do you mean by that?

Kahi: There had to be an additional gun. I’ll prove it to you.

http://i.imgur.com/F9aFCPC.jpg
Eljay: Be my guest, Kahi. But I think you’re just bluffing.

http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg
Kahi: I’m not. Take a look at this piece of evidence…

@Mrblackpants

Risebel’s bag has a second gun in it

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: It’s simple. There was a SECOND gun! The perpetrator shot him again with this shot!

http://i.imgur.com/F9aFCPC.jpg
Eljay: Then… Couldn’t he have killed Nyran by reloading the umbrella again?

http://i.imgur.com/BqsGxQo.jpg
Kahi: Ooh… (Could he have?)

@Omega_Tahu

It would take forever to reload, like the muskets used during the american revolution.

Eljay: This is a MODERN piece of tech we’re talking about.

Kahi: (Evidence should be key here.)

@Baldric

Blu’s testimony is the only thing that makes sense here.

http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg
Kahi: Eljay, I know you’re wearing a dumb cardboard mask, but you seemed to have forgotten what one of your key witnesses yesterday said when she was testifying.

“It was a minute later when I heard a loud CRACK sound.”

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: …

http://i.imgur.com/vq2vfwM.jpg
Eljay: AUGH! You…

http://i.imgur.com/5lVH2rr.jpg
Venom: Wait a second. Do you mean…

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: I mean that only ONE gunshot was heard that day on the scene of the crime. The “crack” sound was the firing of a gun going through the hallway. Only one bullet was heard.

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Wait just one second. That doesn’t disprove the gun as the murder weapon. The only thing it disproves is that we have a contradiction of evidence here, Kahi.

http://i.imgur.com/BqsGxQo.jpg
Kahi: Wait, what?

http://i.imgur.com/B9uz7BM.jpg
Eljay: That testimony does not fit with Nyran getting shot. At all, in fact. Plus, you still haven’t explained why Meso’s prints were found on a gun at the scene of the crime. My case is looking pretty solid.

http://i.imgur.com/EGlBI1J.jpg
Venom: Agreed. But this contradiction. It must be approached before I can give a verdict. Kahi gave us an interesting point. The two gunshots could have never happened if the testimony stated that only ONE was heard. How did this occur?

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: Hmmm… I could come up with a theory, but it sure would be crazy.

Venom: Give me what you got.

@Omega_Tahu

I’m asking because it’s possible for the guns to fire at the same time.

http://i.imgur.com/BqsGxQo.jpg
Kahi: Hmmm… I could come up with a theory, but it sure would be crazy.

http://i.imgur.com/EGlBI1J.jpg
Venom: Give me what you got.

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: What if TWO guns were fired at once?

Venom: What do you mean?

http://i.imgur.com/nviR25N.jpg
Kahi: It’s simple: Risebell could have used his umbrella and a secondary gun in order to shoot Nyran in the chest. If both went off at the same precise timing, then it would have to work.

Eljay: Hah. But where is the PROOF that this secondary gun even exists?

[Chronicler]

@Omega_Tahu

The pistol in risebells bag

http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg
Kahi: This gun is a special gun. When I found it in the bag that was stated to be at the scene of the crime, it was discovered to have Nyran’s prints. .32 caliber fits the same size of what Nyran was shot with. It’s quite the gun, I will say.

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Hmmm. This is true, HOWEVER, you have one problem: the only prints on the umbrella belong to Mesonak. Nobody else!

http://i.imgur.com/yOKgbnN.jpg
Kahi: Augh…

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: At least, you have proven the presence of Risebell’s gun there. But, I will question you on this: can you even prove that the gun was there on the day of the murder? Perhaps he put it in his bag when he arrived home!

Kahi: Oof. (Nothing I can do here.)

http://i.imgur.com/HolyhlS.jpg
Prpl: KAHI! What in the world are you doing?

Kahi: I can’t do anything here, Prpl. I have no proof.

http://i.imgur.com/9BJcL3B.jpg
Prpl: You need to check the evidence closer! Look at what is there and what isn’t! Just check!

Kahi: But I have checked.

http://i.imgur.com/VgSS8JN.jpg
Prpl: You only checked the bag. Inspect that umbrella for yourself. You have to try anything, Kahi!

@Baldric

(That’s right!) Eljay, did rise not have gloves on on the day of the murder?

Eljay: I dunno. Maybe you should check.

Prpl: Look inside the umbrella if you can see anything.

Kahi inspects the umbrella. In the secret compartment, he sees a speck of dried up blood inside.

http://i.imgur.com/2E1IFzh.jpg
Eljay: Well, your honor, if the defense has nothing else to say, I think we may just need to come back from today after another day of inv-

http://i.imgur.com/vq2vfwM.jpg
Eljay: Gah! What do you need to add, punk?

http://i.imgur.com/SwAZd7h.jpg
Kahi: Only the death of your over-glorified argument! I’m going to uncover the truth once and for all! And I’m going to prove Mesonak innocent!

http://i.imgur.com/LZRJNHt.jpg
Eljay: Arrogant. So, so arrogant. That is like you, Kahi!

http://i.imgur.com/WpkmxyE.jpg
Venom: Just get on with it already…

@Omega_Tahu

There’s blood inside the umbrella. Can we get it DNA tested?

Kahi: Your honor, please check the hatch inside the umbrella where the bullets do.

http://i.imgur.com/5lVH2rr.jpg
Venom: Hmmmm… What is this? What is this brown, crusty stuff?

http://i.imgur.com/tuAjReN.png
Kahi: Blood, your honor. The blood of the killer in this case!

http://i.imgur.com/LZRJNHt.jpg
Eljay: WHAT!? Waj…

http://i.imgur.com/H5N89wm.jpg
Waj: Please don’t hurt me…

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: This had to be the blood of the true killer of this case, Eljay! This could be the blood that proves it all.

http://i.imgur.com/LZRJNHt.jpg
Eljay: No… DON’T!

Kahi: Waj, would you do Eljay a favor and get your men to check who’s blood this really is?

http://i.imgur.com/4t6tv6E.jpg
Waj: Sure, but you’ll have to wait for a while.

http://i.imgur.com/nviR25N.jpg
Kahi: (Gah, I don’t have that kind of time… Hm. I wonder if I could possibly surpass this with another piece of evidence.)

http://i.imgur.com/LZRJNHt.jpg
Eljay: We don’t have time for this, Kahi. I want fast evidence. I want it NOW.

http://i.imgur.com/SwAZd7h.jpg
Kahi: You want evidence? You got it.

Kahi: The evidence I have is…

@Baldric

Take a look at these gloves! As you can see they are already tested for blood. It’s Risebell’s and our victim, Nyran!

http://i.imgur.com/vq2vfwM.jpg
Eljay: A… A glove?

http://i.imgur.com/SwAZd7h.jpg
Kahi: Yes, a glove! The greatest kind there is! One that belonged to the REAL perpetrator, Ri-

???: Risebell, you mean?

http://i.imgur.com/nviR25N.jpg
Kahi: WHAT?!

http://i.imgur.com/wWnwxBX.jpg
Risebell: I’m here. I got a special request from Varderan to come to this trial. Hmph. I figured it was better that I defend myself.

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: It’s too late, Risebell. You will earn your guilty verdict in no time.

http://i.imgur.com/mR3FCeq.jpg
Risebell: AHAHAHA! Try me, then. Give me your best “shot!”

http://i.imgur.com/WpkmxyE.jpg
Venom: Hmm. Eljay, will you allow this witness to testify?

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: …

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: I will allow it. But only so we can find the truth.

http://i.imgur.com/gQU01Zc.jpg

Risebell: I stole the Quake Beast set. It’s an undeniable fact, Kahi. You even proved it. Why do you think I was in that other courtroom? Pff. No, I most definitely did not kill Risebell. Meso did it. He even has his prints on the gun. As for my gun, I left it at home. I couldn’t get past the sensor for it, anyways.

@Omega_Tahu

Can you describe your gun?

http://i.imgur.com/wWnwxBX.jpg
Risebell: It’s gold and glamorous!

@Omega_Tahu

(Insert objection) and that gun was found in a bag at the crime scene!

http://i.imgur.com/mR3FCeq.jpg
Risebell: So what? So was Mesonak’s umbrella gun.

@Omega_Tahu

But you clearly stated you couldn’t get your gun past sensors, and the gun was found in your bag with your knife!

http://i.imgur.com/mR3FCeq.jpg
Risebell: Sounds like a fabrication to me. Unless you can PROVE that I brought it. Anyone else could have brought it.

@Omega_Tahu

But who else could have gotten it past the sensors, if you, as a guard, couldn’t?

http://i.imgur.com/nviR25N.jpg
Kahi: How did Meso sneak in with a umbrella gun past this so-called sensor, than?

http://i.imgur.com/txMGWso.jpg
Risebell: …

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: ANSWER!

http://i.imgur.com/8DPH0zy.jpg
Prpl: WOAH Kahi. Getting all demanding there. This is fun to watch!

http://i.imgur.com/txMGWso.jpg
Risebell: I… I didn’t think of that…

Kahi: So this is all a fabrication!

http://i.imgur.com/QJceQTR.jpg
Risebell: So what if it is? You still can’t convict me of murder! The only other person who could have done it is Mesonak!

http://i.imgur.com/nviR25N.jpg
Kahi: (Augh… He’s right. I have to prove with solid, definitive evidence that Risebell is the killer! I need the perfect info.)

@Omega_Tahu

So, if yiu didn’t kill Meso, why did you leave a half hour early, which happened to be a minute after Meso was killed?

Eljay: …

Eljay: Um… Nyran was killed, not Meso. Kahi, are you OK?

http://i.imgur.com/mR3FCeq.jpg

Risebell: More and more accusations but no proof. Me and Matt where right. This place stinks. Nobody can even back up their claims!

@Baldric

Rise, why does this glove of yours have the victims blood all over it and your blood too?

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Objection? I thought you were still questioning?

http://i.imgur.com/nviR25N.jpg
Kahi: Risebell, I have a certain piece of evidence that will PROVE that you are NOT the real Miru*DeMask. This evidence is…

Kahi: …This glove. This bloodied glove. This is the definitive piece of evidence that proves once and for all that you are the killer.

http://i.imgur.com/wWnwxBX.jpg
Risebell: AHAHAHA! You think some dumb glove proves anything? Prove that it means anything.

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: This glove contains your blood, Risebell. Why would you bleed when you were stealing a simple set? You got a ton of blood on this.

http://i.imgur.com/0ZTK42E.jpg
Risebell: Maybe I cut myself beforehand! Yeah! I cut myself beforehand!

@Omega_Tahu

On what exactly?

http://i.imgur.com/0ZTK42E.jpg
Risebell: HEHEHE! Your own gullibility!

@Omega_Tahu

These gloves, have both yours and Nyran’s blood on them, yours on the outside, and Nyran’s on the inside. But in reality, these gloves were flipped inside out.

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: Not so fast, Risebell. Look inside this glove.

http://i.imgur.com/QJceQTR.jpg
Risebell: I don’t want to.

http://i.imgur.com/SwAZd7h.jpg
Kahi: This is your folly, Risebell. The ultimate failure. The sad truth which shows YOU murdered Nyran once and for all. What’s inside this glove? Nyran’s blood. It’s covered in it.

http://i.imgur.com/3HTZfhC.jpg
Risebell: I… Ehahah… BUT THE MURDER WEAPON! You can’t convict me until you prove that problem! It’s still a contradiction!

Venom: That’s true. I can’t put a verdict until that is solved.

Kahi: But the blood-

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Is irrelevant until we prove the actual nature of the murder weapons.

Kahi: AUGH!

http://i.imgur.com/VgSS8JN.jpg
Prpl: Kahi, you’re not out of options yet! Think artistically. What is the greatest piece of art in this evidence?

@Baldric

the blood itself prpl?

http://i.imgur.com/VgSS8JN.jpg

Prpl: Blood is only artistic when it’s used to paint. And no not quake beast! That’s a bad set!

http://i.imgur.com/G10r2vd.jpg

Prpl: Kahi Kahi. Do you not remember? Literature is an art, too!

http://i.imgur.com/SwAZd7h.jpg
Kahi: So now the tragic clown laughs his final laugh.

http://i.imgur.com/mR3FCeq.jpg
Risebell: If you’re trying to be poetic you are failing.

Kahi: I’m not. I just like making awesome quotes.

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/e/2/e24f444fdb55d5440a72a5697def445b88a26647.png

http://i.imgur.com/LZRJNHt.jpg
Eljay: What is the meaning of this, Kahi?

http://i.imgur.com/nviR25N.jpg
Kahi: While we wait for the gun, I have to establish why Rise did this to begin with. It was all a matter of blackmail.

Eljay: Huh?

http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg
Kahi: Look at this note.

“You promised me secure access into getting into TTV’s inner groupings but you haven’t done it. You’re going to severely regret it.”

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Hmm… I remember seeing this note. It does provide a VERY good reason for Rise to kill Nyran.

http://i.imgur.com/PNFsjkg.jpg
Kahi: Exactly. He wanted information out of Nyran that he could never have. That’s why he attacked him. He wanted to get inside TTV. The only way he could was to assault a Mod.

Eljay: So that’s the answer, then? He wanted access to the Podcast?

Kahi: Yes. He’s obsessed with trying to live in fame.

http://i.imgur.com/wWnwxBX.jpg
Risebell: See, I can do this lawyer thing too. Do you have evidence that I wrote that note?

http://i.imgur.com/BqsGxQo.jpg
Kahi: Uh… Evidence?

http://i.imgur.com/3wQ44QO.jpg
Risebell: This case is impossible without evidence. You have no way of figuring out who wrote that. Hahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

http://i.imgur.com/yOKgbnN.jpg
Kahi: Ergh…

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Do you have anything to show that backs this up, Kahi?

Kahi: Urgh…

http://i.imgur.com/VgSS8JN.jpg
Prpl: My gosh Kahi. Do I have to do all the work? Look at the back.

Kahi flips the paper to the back. He finally sees it. His eyes widen.

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/8/6/869381514c0971e1160cd43b70803359a16e8f3f.png
http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg
Kahi: Risebell, here is the final evidence that you did indeed kill Nyran. Look at the back of this note. It reads…

#“RISEBE”

http://i.imgur.com/3HTZfhC.jpg
Risebell: No… NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! It was so dark… I should have burned that note… I didn’t know…

http://i.imgur.com/SwAZd7h.jpg
Kahi: He bested you even after death. The poor, tragic idiot known as Risebell. Good for nothing. Can’t even hide evidence correctly! Well, Rise? Ready to give up? I have the reason, I have the proof that you are indeed the killer. Fess up!

http://i.imgur.com/tuAjReN.png
Kahi: THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF THIS MESS!

http://i.imgur.com/3wQ44QO.jpg
Risebell: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! No way! I’m not gonna lose to you! Never! You still… Don’t have the evidence of the guns! The final contradiction! HOW did I kill Nyran? Can you prove that to me? Huh? HUUUUUUUH?

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: I will prove it! And once I do, you will be sent to the fiery pits of KARZAHNI!

http://i.imgur.com/mR3FCeq.jpg
Risebell: Then prove it, plebeian!

http://i.imgur.com/qKjuTwC.jpg
Waj: I got that evidence, Kahi. I’m astounded! The blood you discovered? It belongs to Risebell! The umbrella was also checked. Forged fingerprints!

http://i.imgur.com/3HTZfhC.jpg
Risebell: But… Eljay help! Help me convict this fiend known as Mesonak! I deserve to replace him! I deserve the podcast!

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: No Risebell! What you deserve is proper justice! I am here to defend the law, but I won’t get behind a manipulator like you. I order the arrest of this man!

http://i.imgur.com/3wQ44QO.jpg
Risebell: Aha… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

http://i.imgur.com/L0QKXIp.jpg
Risebell: Look at me! I’m… I’M SEEING THE THINGS I DID IN THE PAST… Ooh… No no no… What have I done… Slime, I’m sorry. Nyran, I am sorry.

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: It’s too late to apologize, Risebell. This is the end for you.

http://i.imgur.com/rLeg9Yg.jpg
Risebell: Look at me! The tragic clown! I tripped over one of my own tricks and came crashing down! Oh, take me now!

???: TAKE YOU NOW? OKAY, SCRUB!

Risebell: What? Who said that?

http://i.imgur.com/gbCq3zg.jpg
EMILS: BWAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOREVER IN THE SALT MINES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

http://i.imgur.com/BwN0Gaj.jpg
Risebell: Saltmines… That sounds like an easy punishment! Hey… What’s with all this fire?!

EMILS: OH? Then I will make it something that will torture you forever. You will be made obscure. You will get the dumbest, most sad excuse for a freak-out ever. Plus you’re a boring person.

http://i.imgur.com/BwN0Gaj.jpg
Risebell: But… WHAAA! I wanted my proper demise.

http://i.imgur.com/XvpOV9U.jpg
EMILS: Too bad. You don’t get anything spectacular. Now go to jail and think a little bit about what you did. NOW DEAL WITH BEING ROASTED FOR ETERNITY!

Risebell: Fine.

Risebell is taken away by Waj. Kahi and Eljay just stare.

http://i.imgur.com/yOKgbnN.jpg
Kahi: …

http://i.imgur.com/LZRJNHt.jpg
Eljay: …

http://i.imgur.com/5lVH2rr.jpg
Venom: Well, um… I guess it’s been proven now that Risebell indeed is the true culprit of this murder. Although now I know that only Meso could have stolen the set, the law states you cannot be tried again for the same crime. Thus, I declare Meso…

http://i.imgur.com/YhHYy5g.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WpkmxyE.jpg
Venom: …And Meso is completely off the hook.

Confetti drops as Kahi and Prpl celebrate victory. Risebell has been defeated!

February 18th
New York Courthouse
11:30 AM

Kahi: I think someone is putting something in my coffee. I’m starting to see things.

Var: Kahi, it’s just the New York pollution. You get used to it after a while.

Prpl: Well, Kahi, you finally did it! You saved Mesonak!

Meso: Yay! You did it Kahi! And the best part is, I got away with theft!

Kahi: Um… Let’s not bring this up anymore, please Meso?

Meso: Aw c’mon, Kahi. This was an amazing experience. I almost went to jail! But now I’m completely bailed!

Kahi: Meso, you are NOT helping.

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/b/0/b0a8ddf5806e5f3a8e14d6c64ef1547e85b6e5a6.jpg
Prpl: Oh hey, Kahi! Can you defend me if I steal a bunch of merchandise from here?

Kahi: No, I will NOT!

Prpl: Oh… Uh, oops. I’m just gonna, uh… Return these then BAI!

Prpl runs off.

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/5/b/5bdc771c4a664bc772015df6a4c43189b2f0c052.png
Var: Welp, that was sure some case. But you managed to pull through, Kahi.

Kahi: It sure was stressful, that’s for sure.

Var: But you did it, and that’s all that matters. Who knows what can happen next time?

Kahi: I dunno. I just cannot WAIT to come home!

end of “Rise of the Turnabout”

~~

Huff puff

http://i.imgur.com/h2jrH8F.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/jvwzwN3.jpg

Slime: He’s finally dead…

COMING IN A MONTH OR SO: The Viscous Turnabout

[PekekoaOfJungle]

@Chronicler

He’s finally dead…

that’s not the real Emils

the real Emils has a moustache

imposter